No one else does, either.StrongNChrist wrote:((I think I'm confused so I have no idea what to post))
Sivart80995: I don't like Photoshop.
SivartM: I can guess why!
Sivart35: Oh, really?
SivartLala-land: *snores*
SivartP:
The Peanut Butter Randoms!
Sivart80995: I don't like Photoshop.
SivartM: I can guess why!
Sivart35: Oh, really?
SivartLala-land: *snores*
SivartP:
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
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BrokenButBeautiful
- Certified Theatre Geek
- Posts: 3900
- Joined: May 2008
- Location: Not behind you......(;
- Contact:
Sivart453: I don't like the number 453...
Sivart345222333: Why is my number so big?
Sivart2343: Why can't I breathe anymore?
SivartR4: I have a number and a letter?
SivartM: Why do we keep multipling?!
Sivart98: Because the machine's broken!
SivartK: Amy?
Sivart98: Amy's cloan.
SivartK: Oh..
Sivart1234567890: MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
BBB
Sivart345222333: Why is my number so big?
Sivart2343: Why can't I breathe anymore?
SivartR4: I have a number and a letter?
SivartM: Why do we keep multipling?!
Sivart98: Because the machine's broken!
SivartK: Amy?
Sivart98: Amy's cloan.
SivartK: Oh..
Sivart1234567890: MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
BBB
SivartShakespeare: (?) *hits the machine with a Latin book*
Sivart58GTO659EON%: (another ?) That's gotta be K1. No one else would have a Latin book. loi
SivartF#EONA: (third ?) No one but a true Random would use the phrase "loi," so you must be Amy!
SivartM: (for once, a regular letter!) I am still SivartM!
The Sivart: I don't think anyone was ever confused about me.
All Sivart(fill-in-the-blank)s: NO!
The Sivart: Good. I'm out of here. *leaves*
Sivart58GTO659EON%: (another ?) That's gotta be K1. No one else would have a Latin book. loi
SivartF#EONA: (third ?) No one but a true Random would use the phrase "loi," so you must be Amy!
SivartM: (for once, a regular letter!) I am still SivartM!
The Sivart: I don't think anyone was ever confused about me.
All Sivart(fill-in-the-blank)s: NO!
The Sivart: Good. I'm out of here. *leaves*
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
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SivartM
- Hamster
- Posts: 3748
- Joined: June 2005
- Location: Um... let's see... where was that? Uh... yes!
- Contact:
We interrupt this program for an important message from the original Sivart:
Hi, everyone! This particular Sivart is wondering what we shall be doing for our annual Random Christmas Party. Brainstorms welcome!
YES, I'm still alive! Stop asking silly questions!
Thank you. We now return to our randomly scheduled program.
SivartM: Was that me?
Sivart3.14159: I think so. Who wants pie?
SivartSivart: I'm twice as good as you guys!
SivartABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ: I have the longest name!
Hi, everyone! This particular Sivart is wondering what we shall be doing for our annual Random Christmas Party. Brainstorms welcome!
YES, I'm still alive! Stop asking silly questions!
Thank you. We now return to our randomly scheduled program.
SivartM: Was that me?
Sivart3.14159: I think so. Who wants pie?
SivartSivart: I'm twice as good as you guys!
SivartABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ: I have the longest name!
SivartT: What can we do?
SivartP: We could have a white-elephant gift exchange!
SivartSivart: Hm...
SivartA: Is that Random enough? I mean, we are the Randoms.
SivartP: We could have a white-elephant gift exchange!
SivartSivart: Hm...
SivartA: Is that Random enough? I mean, we are the Randoms.
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
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Amethystic
- Random Rebel
- Posts: 13261
- Joined: April 2008
- Location: Somewhere between this world and the planet Xoltac.
Sivart@#234(0$#): But white elephants are bad!
SivartM: Aw, what could be so bad about a cute little--er--big elephant?
Sivart424234343HH: How about its food costing so much that you co bankrupt?
SivartM: Oh, that's bad... isn't it?
SivartSDFK:
Yes, Siv, that's bad. It's when you don't have any money left.
SivartM: Aw, I like money!
Sivart56: I don't think we're going to have much of a party while all of these clones are running around and wearing hamster costumes!
SivartO.o: We could take off the hamster costumes!
SivartX: But then we'd all get censored!
Sivart7w3: Plus, what if we accidentally tried to remove the 'costume' from a Siv clone?
SivartM: Ouch! That would be painful...
SivartEREW: So now what do we do?
SivartWeirdAl: THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE FRIDGE TODAY, IT'S GREEN AND GROWING HAIR, IT'S BEEN THERE SINCE JULYYYYYYYYYYYY! IF YOU CAN NAME THE OBJECT IN THAT BAGGIE OVER THERE, THAN MISTER YOU'RE A BETTER MAN THAN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! IT'S LIVING IN THE FRIDGE!
Sivart123%: Oh oh, I think we're getting mutations now!
SivartWhittaker: Hi kids, I'm Sivart Avery Whittaker, but you can call me Siv!
SivartM: Hey, I'm Siv!
Other Sivarts: So are we!
SivartWeirdAl: SIVVY, SIVVY, SIVVY THE WONDER HAMSTER! HE DOESN'T BITE, HE DOESN'T SQUEAL---*is tackled by SivartSumo*
SivartSumo: That's it! I cannot stand this SivartWeirdAl character! *throws him against the wall*
SivartMotherTeresa: There is no need for violence! Why don't we go to India and hand out food to homeless---
SivartSumo: RAWR!
SivartMotherTeresa: Or we can just watch you throw people against the wall.
Sivart61j: This is not good...
SivartM: Aw, what could be so bad about a cute little--er--big elephant?
Sivart424234343HH: How about its food costing so much that you co bankrupt?
SivartM: Oh, that's bad... isn't it?
SivartSDFK:
Yes, Siv, that's bad. It's when you don't have any money left.SivartM: Aw, I like money!
Sivart56: I don't think we're going to have much of a party while all of these clones are running around and wearing hamster costumes!
SivartO.o: We could take off the hamster costumes!
SivartX: But then we'd all get censored!
Sivart7w3: Plus, what if we accidentally tried to remove the 'costume' from a Siv clone?
SivartM: Ouch! That would be painful...
SivartEREW: So now what do we do?
SivartWeirdAl: THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE FRIDGE TODAY, IT'S GREEN AND GROWING HAIR, IT'S BEEN THERE SINCE JULYYYYYYYYYYYY! IF YOU CAN NAME THE OBJECT IN THAT BAGGIE OVER THERE, THAN MISTER YOU'RE A BETTER MAN THAN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! IT'S LIVING IN THE FRIDGE!
Sivart123%: Oh oh, I think we're getting mutations now!
SivartWhittaker: Hi kids, I'm Sivart Avery Whittaker, but you can call me Siv!
SivartM: Hey, I'm Siv!
Other Sivarts: So are we!
SivartWeirdAl: SIVVY, SIVVY, SIVVY THE WONDER HAMSTER! HE DOESN'T BITE, HE DOESN'T SQUEAL---*is tackled by SivartSumo*
SivartSumo: That's it! I cannot stand this SivartWeirdAl character! *throws him against the wall*
SivartMotherTeresa: There is no need for violence! Why don't we go to India and hand out food to homeless---
SivartSumo: RAWR!
SivartMotherTeresa: Or we can just watch you throw people against the wall.
Sivart61j: This is not good...
SivartButBeautiful: Perhaps a Random Christmas party in a dedicated chat room. We could all use Random names and guess who is who?
Sivart105: That could work...
Sivarthystic: But where could we get a dedicated chat room for that?
Sivartalgore: But make sure you pay your carbon credit taxes first!
SivartSumo: *RAWR. Tackles Sivartalgore* I don't like you.
Sivartpaw: How about chatmaker.net?
Sivart105: That could work...
Sivarthystic: But where could we get a dedicated chat room for that?
Sivartalgore: But make sure you pay your carbon credit taxes first!
SivartSumo: *RAWR. Tackles Sivartalgore* I don't like you.
Sivartpaw: How about chatmaker.net?
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
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StrongNChrist
- A Silent Prayer Warrior
- Posts: 9122
- Joined: September 2007
- Location: Somewhere in the Unknown
SivartSumo: *RAWR*
SivartOWGNI: Let's host a special, one-time podcast!
SivartOptimist: That sounds great!
SivartM: Hm...
SivartPaw: *still tackling Sivartalgore*
SivartOWGNI: Let's host a special, one-time podcast!
SivartOptimist: That sounds great!
SivartM: Hm...
SivartPaw: *still tackling Sivartalgore*
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
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Amethystic
- Random Rebel
- Posts: 13261
- Joined: April 2008
- Location: Somewhere between this world and the planet Xoltac.
SivartWeirdAl: I'D RATHER CLEAN ALL THE TOILETS IN GRAND CENRAL STATION WITH MY TONGUE, THAN SPEND ONE MORE MINUTE WITH YOU GUYS!!!
Sivartpaw: The feeling is mutual.
SivartK: Well at least we normal Randoms have our original Sivart names.
SivartX: I think mine is still a little goofy...
SivartJ: I can fix that! *presses the 'edit' button and fixes it*
SivartA: Thanks!
SivartB: So what are we going to do now? We have a bunch of mutant clones with differing personalities running around the entire building!
SivartS: We could try to fix the cloning machine.
SivartA: The crowd of clones coming out of it is to thick to penetrate!
SivartJ: Yeah, didn't Siv go in there with a box of tools an hour ago?
SivartM: *jumps up above the crowd* Tell--- *jumps* my mom--- *jumps* that I--- *jumps* lost the *jumps* TV remote! *is swallowed by the growing torrent of hamsters and people dressed as hamsters*
SivartB: Sivvy!
SivartA: Have I mentioned that this is not good?!
SivartJ: Uh, I think so.
SivartA: Well I'm saying it again: THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!
Sivartpaw: The feeling is mutual.
SivartK: Well at least we normal Randoms have our original Sivart names.
SivartX: I think mine is still a little goofy...
SivartJ: I can fix that! *presses the 'edit' button and fixes it*
SivartA: Thanks!
SivartB: So what are we going to do now? We have a bunch of mutant clones with differing personalities running around the entire building!
SivartS: We could try to fix the cloning machine.
SivartA: The crowd of clones coming out of it is to thick to penetrate!
SivartJ: Yeah, didn't Siv go in there with a box of tools an hour ago?
SivartM: *jumps up above the crowd* Tell--- *jumps* my mom--- *jumps* that I--- *jumps* lost the *jumps* TV remote! *is swallowed by the growing torrent of hamsters and people dressed as hamsters*
SivartB: Sivvy!
SivartA: Have I mentioned that this is not good?!
SivartJ: Uh, I think so.
SivartA: Well I'm saying it again: THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!
SivartM: You guys are in a heap of trouble.
SivartA: Why is that?
SivartM: Everyone is confused as to who is whom.
SivartK: That is the purpose of this. But we all still have our titles and signature lines.
SivartWeirdAl: MAYBE, BUT YOU GUYS ALL ARE CONFUSING ANYWAY!!!
SivartA: That's right, and we're proud of it!
SivartK: I concur.
SivartB: So... what now?
SivartA: Why is that?
SivartM: Everyone is confused as to who is whom.
SivartK: That is the purpose of this. But we all still have our titles and signature lines.
SivartWeirdAl: MAYBE, BUT YOU GUYS ALL ARE CONFUSING ANYWAY!!!
SivartA: That's right, and we're proud of it!
SivartK: I concur.
SivartB: So... what now?
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
Pseudonym: This never would've happened if you were all Anti-Randoms.
SivartWeirdAl: From whence cometh thou?
Pseudonym: Erm... Why is there a strange looking person in a hamster suit asking me a question in olde English?
SivartM: Why not?
Pseudonym: WellanywayI'mjustheretofinallyridtheworldofallyouevilRandoms. *takes breath*
SivartB: Umm... what?
Pseudonym: Yeah, I'll just... mind-control you and cause you to jump down the Grand Canyon?
SivartA: No thanks.
Pseudonym: Change your DNA so you become some kind of mutant?
SivartK: Sure! That would be an invigorating and thought-provoking experience!
SivartS: Did K1 just agree to become a mutant?
Pseudonym: Yes.
SivartWeirdAl: ONE-WORD RESPONSE!!!!11 ENJOY YOUR BAN!!!!!!!111eleven
SivartWeirdAl: From whence cometh thou?
Pseudonym: Erm... Why is there a strange looking person in a hamster suit asking me a question in olde English?
SivartM: Why not?
Pseudonym: WellanywayI'mjustheretofinallyridtheworldofallyouevilRandoms. *takes breath*
SivartB: Umm... what?
Pseudonym: Yeah, I'll just... mind-control you and cause you to jump down the Grand Canyon?
SivartA: No thanks.
Pseudonym: Change your DNA so you become some kind of mutant?
SivartK: Sure! That would be an invigorating and thought-provoking experience!
SivartS: Did K1 just agree to become a mutant?
Pseudonym: Yes.
SivartWeirdAl: ONE-WORD RESPONSE!!!!11 ENJOY YOUR BAN!!!!!!!111eleven
So you lost your trust,
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.
SivartK: Will this endeavor hurt much?
Pseudonym: Of course not! Well, it didn't hurt the test monkeys we used 11 years ago right before we made the second model...
SivartA: Yay for SivartK! He's going to enter a new age of... randomness.
Pseudonym: Of course not! Well, it didn't hurt the test monkeys we used 11 years ago right before we made the second model...
SivartA: Yay for SivartK! He's going to enter a new age of... randomness.
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
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SivartM
- Hamster
- Posts: 3748
- Joined: June 2005
- Location: Um... let's see... where was that? Uh... yes!
- Contact:
SivartM: Are you sure this is such a good idea?
Other Sivarts: *ponders*
SivartK: Why not?
SivartScrooge: Bah, humbug!
SivartDorothy: Am I still in Kansas, or what?
SivartToto: *mutates*
SivartM: This is quite confusing... and I'm not sure what's going on...
Pseudonym: *taps foot* Can we just get on with the show?
SivartA: Schedules aren't very random.
Other Sivarts: *ponders*
SivartK: Why not?
SivartScrooge: Bah, humbug!
SivartDorothy: Am I still in Kansas, or what?
SivartToto: *mutates*
SivartM: This is quite confusing... and I'm not sure what's going on...
Pseudonym: *taps foot* Can we just get on with the show?
SivartA: Schedules aren't very random.
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BrokenButBeautiful
- Certified Theatre Geek
- Posts: 3900
- Joined: May 2008
- Location: Not behind you......(;
- Contact:
SivartB: I'm getting a headach keeping track of all these Sivarts.
Sivart930: Me too.
Sivart: Your not even a real Random. You're just a clone.
Sivart930: A confused clone.
SivartA: Well, unless our lawyers stop sensoring us, we have to stay disguised as Sivarts. And at least the machine turned off.
SivartB: I'm going to stop those stupid lawyers. *calls Peanut Butter monkey*
Peanut Butter: Yes?
SivartB: I need a ride to the lawyers office, ok, PB?
Peanut Butter: No problem.
SivartB: *rides off on PB*
SivartM: Doesn't this mean they'll realize who she is?
SivartA: Oh no... *calls over all the flying monkeys* I need one of you to give me a ride to follow SivartB, ok?
Fred: I'll do it!
SivartA: Thanks Fred. *rides off on Fred*
SivartM: I thought Fred was a boy's name...
SivartK: It was the last I checked.
SivartM: That monkey's a girl.
Sivart930: Me too.
Sivart: Your not even a real Random. You're just a clone.
Sivart930: A confused clone.
SivartA: Well, unless our lawyers stop sensoring us, we have to stay disguised as Sivarts. And at least the machine turned off.
SivartB: I'm going to stop those stupid lawyers. *calls Peanut Butter monkey*
Peanut Butter: Yes?
SivartB: I need a ride to the lawyers office, ok, PB?
Peanut Butter: No problem.
SivartB: *rides off on PB*
SivartM: Doesn't this mean they'll realize who she is?
SivartA: Oh no... *calls over all the flying monkeys* I need one of you to give me a ride to follow SivartB, ok?
Fred: I'll do it!
SivartA: Thanks Fred. *rides off on Fred*
SivartM: I thought Fred was a boy's name...
SivartK: It was the last I checked.
SivartM: That monkey's a girl.
SivartB: *traveling on PB to the lawyers' office*
SivartA: *following SivartB*
SivartM: I wonder how long it takes to get to the lawyers' office.
SivartK: How far is it?
SivartM: 2.10 AUs.
SivartK: Given the distance, and the average speed of a Random flying monkey, I would say about 35.192333333 hours.
SivartS: Wow! I thought it would take shorter than that.
SivartK: Well, you have to factor in the flying pig traffic today-- it's migrating season you observe.
SivartA: *following SivartB*
SivartM: I wonder how long it takes to get to the lawyers' office.
SivartK: How far is it?
SivartM: 2.10 AUs.
SivartK: Given the distance, and the average speed of a Random flying monkey, I would say about 35.192333333 hours.
SivartS: Wow! I thought it would take shorter than that.
SivartK: Well, you have to factor in the flying pig traffic today-- it's migrating season you observe.
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
Pseudonym: What just happened? Did K1 leave? Or was that a clone?
SivartWeirdAl: I'm still here.
Pseudonym: ...
SivartWeirdAl: ...
Pseudonym: Hey, can you sing that Star Wars song?
SivartWeirdAl: I'm still here.
Pseudonym: ...
SivartWeirdAl: ...
Pseudonym: Hey, can you sing that Star Wars song?
So you lost your trust,
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.
OOC: I don't know the Star Wars song, so I can't have Weird Al sing it... so just accept this...
SivartWeirdAl: *Star Wars song*
SivartPseudonym: That was awesome!
...Wait a minute! Why do I have a Sivart in front of my name?!
SivartM: It's probably because you've been hanging around the SivartClones all day.
SivartP: But what am I going to do about it?!
SivartWeirdAl: *Star Wars song*
SivartPseudonym: That was awesome!
...Wait a minute! Why do I have a Sivart in front of my name?!
SivartM: It's probably because you've been hanging around the SivartClones all day.
SivartP: But what am I going to do about it?!
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
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StrongNChrist
- A Silent Prayer Warrior
- Posts: 9122
- Joined: September 2007
- Location: Somewhere in the Unknown
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Amethystic
- Random Rebel
- Posts: 13261
- Joined: April 2008
- Location: Somewhere between this world and the planet Xoltac.
SivartWeirdAl: SivartPseud, I understand it can be hard to mutate. I myself used to be an Amy clone (I think) but the Weird Al songs fused with her DNA changed me for the better. Or for the worse. Whatever, it changed me.
SivartP: *sniff* But I don't wanna be a Random clone! I'm anti-Random for crying out loud!
SivartWeirdAl: You know, it's in times like this I feel the need to sing a little song. *clears throat and sings* I THINK I'M A CLONE NOW! (a clone now) AND I CAN STAY AT HOME WHILE I'M OUT OF TOWN! I THINK I'M A CLONE NOW! (a clone now) 'CAUSE EVERY PAIR OF GENES IS A HAND-ME-DOWN!
SivartP: Um... thanks?
SivartWeirdAl: Did it make you feel better?
SivartP: Uh, no.
SivartWeirdAl: Oh. *pauses* Okay, let's try that brain transplant idea now!
SivartP: *sniff* But I don't wanna be a Random clone! I'm anti-Random for crying out loud!
SivartWeirdAl: You know, it's in times like this I feel the need to sing a little song. *clears throat and sings* I THINK I'M A CLONE NOW! (a clone now) AND I CAN STAY AT HOME WHILE I'M OUT OF TOWN! I THINK I'M A CLONE NOW! (a clone now) 'CAUSE EVERY PAIR OF GENES IS A HAND-ME-DOWN!
SivartP: Um... thanks?
SivartWeirdAl: Did it make you feel better?
SivartP: Uh, no.
SivartWeirdAl: Oh. *pauses* Okay, let's try that brain transplant idea now!