*breaks out into song*
HAPPY SHINY PEOPLE LAUGHING!
(HAPPY SHINY PEOPLE LAUGHING)
HAPPY SHINY PEOPLE HOLDING HANDS!
The Peanut Butter Randoms!
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Amethystic
- Random Rebel
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Even if you dislike the way you have been portrayed, Amethystic, couldn't you please try to continue the storyline? I meant nothing by it.
K1: *muted due to force field, but it looks like he's playing a game with OTR*
Siv: Cool! Little people inside a big, orange bubble!
Amy: Siv, that's not a bubble! Stay away from...
Siv: *walks into the force field* *ZAAAAAAPPP, sizzle... BURP (?)*
*the force field dissipates, leaving K1, OTR, and now Siv out in the open again!*
K1: Huzzah, Wooton, and Jared! We're free again!
OTR: Yay!
So, what do we do now?
K1: *muted due to force field, but it looks like he's playing a game with OTR*
Siv: Cool! Little people inside a big, orange bubble!
Amy: Siv, that's not a bubble! Stay away from...
Siv: *walks into the force field* *ZAAAAAAPPP, sizzle... BURP (?)*
*the force field dissipates, leaving K1, OTR, and now Siv out in the open again!*
K1: Huzzah, Wooton, and Jared! We're free again!
OTR: Yay!
So, what do we do now?
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
Amy: *singing*
JED: *singing*
OTR: *singing*
BBB: *singing*
J11: *singing*
K1: *asleep*
JED: *pokes K1* Wake up, man.
K1: *asleep*
JED: *kicks K1* K1, you need to help us sing.
Amy: No he doesn't. He can't sing anyway.
OTR: Be quiet, people. We're trying to sing here!
JED: *singing*
OTR: *singing*
BBB: *singing*
J11: *singing*
K1: *asleep*
JED: *pokes K1* Wake up, man.
K1: *asleep*
JED: *kicks K1* K1, you need to help us sing.
Amy: No he doesn't. He can't sing anyway.
OTR: Be quiet, people. We're trying to sing here!
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
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- Location: Not behind you......(;
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Amethystic
- Random Rebel
- Posts: 13261
- Joined: April 2008
- Location: Somewhere between this world and the planet Xoltac.
K1: *words removed on advice from the station lawyer*
Amy: That's a horrible thing to say, K1! I'm going to go call the lawyer!
BBB: I agree with Amy. How dare you!
K1: I never meant to offend anyone. I'll call the lawyer myself.
*ring ring ring*
Lawyer: (which sounds suspiciously like K1) Hello? You have reached the firm of Dumkey, Dumkey, Dumkey, and McCormick. You are addressing the third Dumkey.
K1: Congratulations. I'm so happy for you. Now I have this problem with a statement I posted about 14 lines ago.
Lawyer: *reads the offending line* I suggest you remove that whole statement just to keep everyone on your side. Remember that Cryin' Bryan Dern incident a while ago...
K1: I agree. *removes words*
Amy: That's a horrible thing to say, K1! I'm going to go call the lawyer!
BBB: I agree with Amy. How dare you!
K1: I never meant to offend anyone. I'll call the lawyer myself.
*ring ring ring*
Lawyer: (which sounds suspiciously like K1) Hello? You have reached the firm of Dumkey, Dumkey, Dumkey, and McCormick. You are addressing the third Dumkey.
K1: Congratulations. I'm so happy for you. Now I have this problem with a statement I posted about 14 lines ago.
Lawyer: *reads the offending line* I suggest you remove that whole statement just to keep everyone on your side. Remember that Cryin' Bryan Dern incident a while ago...
K1: I agree. *removes words*
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
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Amethystic
- Random Rebel
- Posts: 13261
- Joined: April 2008
- Location: Somewhere between this world and the planet Xoltac.
Amy: You know, I really think that the government should [censored].
BBB: I don't know much about politics in Canada, but I think that they should [censored].
Jelly: Yeah, but the [censored] are [censored] towards the [censored].
K1: Um, guys? Why are we being censored? We only got that one line removed!
Siv: *runs in* Hey guys, guess what? The lawyers have offered to automatically censor anything opinionated or potentially offensive we say!
Amy: [censored]?!
BBB: [censored]!
K1: [censored]!
Jelly: [censored]...
Amy: [censored].
Siv: What? What's wrong?
BBB: *tries to avoid being opinionated* We cannot state our opinions. We cannot tell people how we feel about meatless chicken burgers. We cannot make cool copyrights.
Amy: I will demonstrate: This [censored] statement has been copyrighted by [censored]. If [censored] tries to [censored] they shall be [censored].
BBB: And we can't crack jokes.
Jelly: Yeah, like [censored]?
Siv: Um... I don't know. Why did the Randoms put the hamster in the middle of the highway?
Jelly: [censored]!
Siv: Now that's just mean.
BBB: [censored].
Amy: [censored].
K1: What should we do?
Amy: Go get a copy of our contract with the lawyers.
*K1 leaves*
BBB: Siv, [censored].
Siv: So much resentment towards the hamster!
I was only trying to help!
Jelly: [censored].
K1: *returns* Here. Amy, want to read it?
Amy: [censored]: This contract hereby officializes the agreement between the [censored] and the lawyers of the [censored] that states that all words or phrases deemed opinionated and/or potentially offensive to any form of being in the entire universe. The agreement will be valid and without clause until the fifty millionth millennium, at which point the contract will expire and will have to be renewed.
BBB: [censored]!
Siv: When I got the extended contract, I didn't realize that it extended that long!
BBB: Wait, why is Siv not censored?
Amy: Oh, it says at the bottom: No Randoms are exempt from the censorship, with the exception of SivartM, Overlord of all that is Good and Mutated.
Jelly: [censored]!
Siv: I don't know!
Amy: [censored]...
BBB: I don't know much about politics in Canada, but I think that they should [censored].
Jelly: Yeah, but the [censored] are [censored] towards the [censored].
K1: Um, guys? Why are we being censored? We only got that one line removed!
Siv: *runs in* Hey guys, guess what? The lawyers have offered to automatically censor anything opinionated or potentially offensive we say!
Amy: [censored]?!
BBB: [censored]!
K1: [censored]!
Jelly: [censored]...
Amy: [censored].
Siv: What? What's wrong?
BBB: *tries to avoid being opinionated* We cannot state our opinions. We cannot tell people how we feel about meatless chicken burgers. We cannot make cool copyrights.
Amy: I will demonstrate: This [censored] statement has been copyrighted by [censored]. If [censored] tries to [censored] they shall be [censored].
BBB: And we can't crack jokes.
Jelly: Yeah, like [censored]?
Siv: Um... I don't know. Why did the Randoms put the hamster in the middle of the highway?
Jelly: [censored]!
Siv: Now that's just mean.
BBB: [censored].
Amy: [censored].
K1: What should we do?
Amy: Go get a copy of our contract with the lawyers.
*K1 leaves*
BBB: Siv, [censored].
Siv: So much resentment towards the hamster!
I was only trying to help!Jelly: [censored].
K1: *returns* Here. Amy, want to read it?
Amy: [censored]: This contract hereby officializes the agreement between the [censored] and the lawyers of the [censored] that states that all words or phrases deemed opinionated and/or potentially offensive to any form of being in the entire universe. The agreement will be valid and without clause until the fifty millionth millennium, at which point the contract will expire and will have to be renewed.
BBB: [censored]!
Siv: When I got the extended contract, I didn't realize that it extended that long!
BBB: Wait, why is Siv not censored?
Amy: Oh, it says at the bottom: No Randoms are exempt from the censorship, with the exception of SivartM, Overlord of all that is Good and Mutated.
Jelly: [censored]!
Siv: I don't know!
Amy: [censored]...
K1: I shall keep my speech opinion-neutral for the time being. But doesn't this sound like the removal of freedom of speech?
Lawyer: Some people don't like to think so.
K1: But I do! Those oppressive people cannot tell me what to say or do.
Lawyer: Yes, they can. See this contract?
Lawyer: Some people don't like to think so.
K1: But I do! Those oppressive people cannot tell me what to say or do.
Lawyer: Yes, they can. See this contract?
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
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Amethystic
- Random Rebel
- Posts: 13261
- Joined: April 2008
- Location: Somewhere between this world and the planet Xoltac.
K1: But [censored]!
Lawyer: This is for your own good. By making the Randoms completely neutrel, we are not angering anyone!
Amy We're [censored] either.
Lawyer: Entertainment is a small price to pay in the name of world peace.
Siv: So... why am I uncensored?
Lawyers: So that you can be outspoken and thrown out of the Randoms for not being tolerant.
Randoms: [censored]!!!!!!!
Siv: You can't do this to me! I have the right to dislike meatless chicken burgers!
Lawyer: Sorry, but that was intolerant. *hits the panic button on the wall*
Randoms: [censored]!
Siv: Uh-oh. *trap door opens under him* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *falls into the hole*
Randoms: [censored]!!!!!!!!!!!
Lawyers: Good day, Randoms. *leave*
Lawyer: This is for your own good. By making the Randoms completely neutrel, we are not angering anyone!
Amy We're [censored] either.
Lawyer: Entertainment is a small price to pay in the name of world peace.
Siv: So... why am I uncensored?
Lawyers: So that you can be outspoken and thrown out of the Randoms for not being tolerant.
Randoms: [censored]!!!!!!!
Siv: You can't do this to me! I have the right to dislike meatless chicken burgers!
Lawyer: Sorry, but that was intolerant. *hits the panic button on the wall*
Randoms: [censored]!
Siv: Uh-oh. *trap door opens under him* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *falls into the hole*
Randoms: [censored]!!!!!!!!!!!
Lawyers: Good day, Randoms. *leave*
Amy: [censored]
K1: [censored]
Siv: (from down below the floorboards) A little help, please!
K1: How can we assist you in your dilemma?
Siv: What? *pauses* Help me!
K1: How?
Siv: I need to be taken out of this pit of lawyerisms.
Amy: That sounds like a [censored][size=0]evil[/size] pit!
Siv: Well, is anyone going to help me out?
BBB: I'm coming, Siv! *grabs a rappelling rope*
K1: I can go get the station helicopter!
BBB: That'll be great! Go get it.
K1: [censored]
Siv: (from down below the floorboards) A little help, please!
K1: How can we assist you in your dilemma?
Siv: What? *pauses* Help me!
K1: How?
Siv: I need to be taken out of this pit of lawyerisms.
Amy: That sounds like a [censored][size=0]evil[/size] pit!
Siv: Well, is anyone going to help me out?
BBB: I'm coming, Siv! *grabs a rappelling rope*
K1: I can go get the station helicopter!
BBB: That'll be great! Go get it.
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
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Amethystic
- Random Rebel
- Posts: 13261
- Joined: April 2008
- Location: Somewhere between this world and the planet Xoltac.
Amy: Hey, I think that the lawyers are starting to get lazy on their censorship.
BBB: Shhh!
Lawyers: Thank you for the notification!
Amy: [censored].
Sorry.
Jelly: [censored].
K1: *pulls Siv up out of the trap door* Wow, that was [censored].
Siv: Whew! I almost landed in the vat of toxic slime at the end of that one shoot!
Jelly: So... now what? We're still being censored, and that [censored]!
Siv: Hey, I have an ideum!
Others: [censored]!!!
Siv: No, this time it's a good one!
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SivartA: Ugh... I can't believe you got us to do this! This is never going to work!
SiverK: I agree, this is rediculous!
SivartB: This hamster costume itches.
SivartJ: It's chaifing my sensitive jelly skin!
SivartM: But this is the only way not to get censored! The only way you won't get censored is if you all pretend to be me. It's already working, you guys all just said something opinionated!
SivartA: Hey, he's right!
SivartK: Huzzah and Wooton!
SivartJ: Yay!!!
SivartB: Whee! Now if only this costume didn't itch...
BBB: Shhh!
Lawyers: Thank you for the notification!
Amy: [censored].
Sorry.Jelly: [censored].
K1: *pulls Siv up out of the trap door* Wow, that was [censored].
Siv: Whew! I almost landed in the vat of toxic slime at the end of that one shoot!
Jelly: So... now what? We're still being censored, and that [censored]!
Siv: Hey, I have an ideum!
Others: [censored]!!!
Siv: No, this time it's a good one!
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SivartA: Ugh... I can't believe you got us to do this! This is never going to work!
SiverK: I agree, this is rediculous!
SivartB: This hamster costume itches.
SivartJ: It's chaifing my sensitive jelly skin!
SivartM: But this is the only way not to get censored! The only way you won't get censored is if you all pretend to be me. It's already working, you guys all just said something opinionated!
SivartA: Hey, he's right!
SivartK: Huzzah and Wooton!
SivartJ: Yay!!!
SivartB: Whee! Now if only this costume didn't itch...
SivartM: K1!
SivartK: I'm right here. Proceed.
SivartM: Oh. I'm sorry. I thought you were across the room.
SivartA: (across the room) Nope! That's me, Amethystic!
SivartM: This is confusing. So who are you? *points*
SivartB: I'm BrokenButBeautiful.
SivartM: Ah.
SivartJ: This hamster costume is really itchy!
SivartA: Shut it, Jelly!
SivartM: Well, at least you can be opinionated now like you just were.
SivartK: I'm right here. Proceed.
SivartM: Oh. I'm sorry. I thought you were across the room.
SivartA: (across the room) Nope! That's me, Amethystic!
SivartM: This is confusing. So who are you? *points*
SivartB: I'm BrokenButBeautiful.
SivartM: Ah.
SivartJ: This hamster costume is really itchy!
SivartA: Shut it, Jelly!
SivartM: Well, at least you can be opinionated now like you just were.
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
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Amethystic
- Random Rebel
- Posts: 13261
- Joined: April 2008
- Location: Somewhere between this world and the planet Xoltac.
SivartA: Guys, we have to make sure to shuffle around a lot.
SivartB: Why?
SivartA: Because if we stay in one spot to long the lawyers have time to figure out which one is which! Watch: Jelly's hamster costume is [censored].
SivartJ: Hey!
SivartK: She's right, we'll have to keep close together and scramble a lot!
SivartM: Everybody shuffle around the room!
*everyone runs around the small room to confuzzle the lawyers*
SivartB: Ow! That's my foot!
SivartJ: I think I've bruised my spleen!
SivartA: Can you even bruise a spl---OW!
SivartK: No! One of the Sivarts just stepped on my camouflage-painted Latin text books!
SivartA: And me!
The Sivart: Oops.
SivartJ: What are you doing here?!
SivartB: Is that the Sivart? Why is he in a hamster costume?!
The Sivart: Well I was on my way to perform in The Sound of Hamsters production down the street and I thought I'd stop by. Is that a problem?
Other Sivarts: YES!
SivartA: Has anyone seen my tail?
SivartB: Why?
SivartA: Because if we stay in one spot to long the lawyers have time to figure out which one is which! Watch: Jelly's hamster costume is [censored].
SivartJ: Hey!
SivartK: She's right, we'll have to keep close together and scramble a lot!
SivartM: Everybody shuffle around the room!
*everyone runs around the small room to confuzzle the lawyers*
SivartB: Ow! That's my foot!
SivartJ: I think I've bruised my spleen!
SivartA: Can you even bruise a spl---OW!
SivartK: No! One of the Sivarts just stepped on my camouflage-painted Latin text books!
SivartA: And me!
The Sivart: Oops.
SivartJ: What are you doing here?!
SivartB: Is that the Sivart? Why is he in a hamster costume?!
The Sivart: Well I was on my way to perform in The Sound of Hamsters production down the street and I thought I'd stop by. Is that a problem?
Other Sivarts: YES!
SivartA: Has anyone seen my tail?
SivartJ: Tail?
SivartM: Shuffle around again!
SivartA: BBB, come here.
SivartK: *approaches* Yes?
SivartA: I asked for BBB.
SivartK: I am BBB. I think our titles got mixed up. Oh, by the way, are you Amethystic?
SivartA: No. I'm Jellyfish11.
SivartK: Oh.
SivartJ: Where's SivartM?
SivartD: Yes?
SivartM: SivartD? Where did that come from?
SivartD: I have no idea...
[size=0]SivartA is J11. SivartD is SivM. SivartJ is K1. SivartK is BBB. SivartM is Amy.[/size]
SivartM: Shuffle around again!
SivartA: BBB, come here.
SivartK: *approaches* Yes?
SivartA: I asked for BBB.
SivartK: I am BBB. I think our titles got mixed up. Oh, by the way, are you Amethystic?
SivartA: No. I'm Jellyfish11.
SivartK: Oh.
SivartJ: Where's SivartM?
SivartD: Yes?
SivartM: SivartD? Where did that come from?
SivartD: I have no idea...
[size=0]SivartA is J11. SivartD is SivM. SivartJ is K1. SivartK is BBB. SivartM is Amy.[/size]
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
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Amethystic
- Random Rebel
- Posts: 13261
- Joined: April 2008
- Location: Somewhere between this world and the planet Xoltac.
SivartM: Here's my tail! *reattaches tail*
SivartR: Well that's good!
SivartA: Wait, who are you?
SivartR: I'm not sure...
SivartW: Hey, does anyone know who I am?
SivartK: This is getting confusing.
The Sivart: Hey guys, I'm back! *looks around* Woah! Did you guys multiply while I was doing my performance?
SivartJ: You might want to leave now, you're hamster costume will just further confuse the situation.
The Sivart: Who are you?
SivartG: I don't know, but I think there's even more of us! EEP!
SivartD: Hey, why do I hear funny noises from the secret underground lab?
Sivarts: THE CLONING MACHINE! *all rush down to the lab*
*The Sivart is left alone*
The Sivart: *sighs* I feel so rejected... *sniffs* Ooh! I smell cheese! *scampers off*
SivartR: Well that's good!
SivartA: Wait, who are you?
SivartR: I'm not sure...
SivartW: Hey, does anyone know who I am?
SivartK: This is getting confusing.
The Sivart: Hey guys, I'm back! *looks around* Woah! Did you guys multiply while I was doing my performance?
SivartJ: You might want to leave now, you're hamster costume will just further confuse the situation.
The Sivart: Who are you?
SivartG: I don't know, but I think there's even more of us! EEP!
SivartD: Hey, why do I hear funny noises from the secret underground lab?
Sivarts: THE CLONING MACHINE! *all rush down to the lab*
*The Sivart is left alone*
The Sivart: *sighs* I feel so rejected... *sniffs* Ooh! I smell cheese! *scampers off*
SivartM: What's this? *wanders around the huge machinery*
SivartL: I think it's a cloning machine. It resembles the machinery in the illustrations from H. G. Wells's "The Time Machine" on page 152.
SivartS: Woah! You must be K1.
SivartC: No. I'm K1, at least I think I am.
SivartL: I'm K1.
SivartG: So both of you are K1? I'm confuzzled.
SivartB: I think one of them is a clone and the other is the real K1.
SivartK: I insist that I am K1.
The Sivart: *wanders in with a handful of cheese* Did anybody drop this? *holds out a hamster costume's tail*
SivartH: I think that's mine!
SivartO: Well, we need to get this place organized! Only the true Randoms will know the answer to the following question.
SivartL: I think it's a cloning machine. It resembles the machinery in the illustrations from H. G. Wells's "The Time Machine" on page 152.
SivartS: Woah! You must be K1.
SivartC: No. I'm K1, at least I think I am.
SivartL: I'm K1.
SivartG: So both of you are K1? I'm confuzzled.
SivartB: I think one of them is a clone and the other is the real K1.
SivartK: I insist that I am K1.
The Sivart: *wanders in with a handful of cheese* Did anybody drop this? *holds out a hamster costume's tail*
SivartH: I think that's mine!
SivartO: Well, we need to get this place organized! Only the true Randoms will know the answer to the following question.
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
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Amethystic
- Random Rebel
- Posts: 13261
- Joined: April 2008
- Location: Somewhere between this world and the planet Xoltac.
SivartQ: *jumps out of cloning machine* I've read the Time Machine!
SivartT: EEP! *hides under table*
SivartK: Are you a clone of Jellyfish?
SivartQ: I don't think I am...
SivartA: It must be a clone of me! I remember that book!
SivartP: But I thought you were Jelly!
Sivart2: No, I think I'm female. Ugh, we must have switched up names again!
Sivart9: Hey, when did we start receiving names with digits on the end?
Sivart234: I guess we must have ran out of letters...
SivartY:This is bad.
SivartT: EEP! *hides under table*
SivartK: Are you a clone of Jellyfish?
SivartQ: I don't think I am...
SivartA: It must be a clone of me! I remember that book!
SivartP: But I thought you were Jelly!
Sivart2: No, I think I'm female. Ugh, we must have switched up names again!
Sivart9: Hey, when did we start receiving names with digits on the end?
Sivart234: I guess we must have ran out of letters...
SivartY:This is bad.
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- Location: Somewhere in the Unknown
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