Pillow Fight!

[Whitty Whit]

*brutal fighting in background*

squad 2, bring out the grenades

squad 3, follow me to the pillow castle.
*runs to the castle and shuts the gate*

all right men. start setting up booby traps everywhere. set up feather mines up from here to the trenches.
*talks on 2-way radio*
men, retreat to the pillow castle. bring as much ammo as you can. don't let the enemy use it.
squad 1, retreat to the south city and bring as many reinforcements as you can get. radio me when you are ready.
*looks out the window to see the south gate breaking by the force of pillow rams*
the men are at the gate. let them in!
ready the cavalry in the corral!

[UNCLEBITTLES]

PILLOW POWER! (Wow! That was random.) *Throws pillows at WW*

[ric]

*runs toward the castle with feather mines exploding all around him*
Ric: Yanny, are you with me? We need to get WW!

[Whitty Whit]

Why is every one out to get me

[Taps]

I'll join your side if you need!

-- Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:51 pm --

*turns around and slams Ric with his pillow pulls out his bazooka and shoots mini pillows. EAT PILLOWS!

[UNCLEBITTLES]

*runs toward the castle with feather mines exploding all around him*
Ric: Yanny, are you with me? We need to get WW!

Sure I'll help! *Whacks WW*

[Taps]

* no you don't! runs and throws a pillow at Yanny

[UNCLEBITTLES]

*Throws pillows at TIFTT like there ninja stars*

[Taps]

* ducks and runs to his pillow fortress

[UNCLEBITTLES]

*Makes a pillow tank and bombs the fortress.*

[Taps]

* runs and climbs in his pillow helicopter and drops pillow missles on the tank

[Whitty Whit]

unleash the cavalry!!!

squad 4, snipe that gunner on the tank.
squad 1, you are back with reinforcements? good.
attack from the back!
squad 2, throw the grenades with all your might into the enemy infantry.
squad 5, fire feather arrows at the oncoming cavalry!!
squads 3,6,8 charge them!!!
squad 7, use your pillow swords and slash the oncoming war machine to ribbons!!

to the enemy leader, I will never give up. I will fight to the end. I will not falter!!!!

[Taps]

* runs to W W and sais im on your side!

[Whitty Whit]

thanks tiftt. you will be a big help to us.

*takes out pillow sniper rifle and targets random dude out in the field of feathers*

*on 2-way radio*
squads, report in

[UNCLEBITTLES]

*Shoots Nuke missles at all of then*

[Whitty Whit]

incoming nukes!!!

*fires anti-nuke missals and makes sure the nuke missal doesn't hurt him*

squad 1, bring up the rear and attack
squad 2, throw the feather grenades until you can't see to throw!!
squad 3, flank right and attack!
squad 4, snipe the bodyguards of the leader
squad 5, fire you flaming feather arrows at the remnant of the cavalry
squad 6, flank left and attack!!
squad 7, trample those manning the war machines!\
squad 8, charge them head on!
tiftt is squad 9
squad 9, go in the chopper and get an aerial view of the battle. i will send feather fighters to shoot down enemy aircraft

charge them and kill or be killed!!!!
aahh!!!!!!

-- Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:15 pm --

all right guys. i am leaving for a day. don't let anything exciting happen while i am gone.

[UNCLEBITTLES]

*Sends the G.I.JOEs with pillow weapons*

[TigerintheShadows]

*wakes up, sees pillow fight, collapses onto pillows, gets trucked over by Yanny's GI Joes, and then goes completely nuts attacking them*

[Taps]

*runs and brings his pillow mace down on his head

[UNCLEBITTLES]

*Makes pillow dragon and rides on it.*