The Town of Odyssey

American Eagle wrote:Since only a few of you like my quote, here is my backup post.

I'm just waiting until I find a crush..

This one makes absolutely no sense. The takeaway is that you are ashamed to be seen with the girl, so much so that you aren’t content to pull the picture back enough to just hide your identities, but have to pull it back to hide even your planet. This is a huge insult, not a compliment in any way.

You could always stop buying stock in this hetero-normative, commercialised myth of requiring another person to somehow make you a whole person.

Pirate Oriana wrote:

TigerintheShadows wrote:

Amethystic wrote:Yeah, you're probably right. Hey, a man of his physical maturity might even be able to snag a woman in his early thirties.

That's a distinct possibility...if he doesn't greet her with the phrase "HEY, WOMAN. I LIKE YO FACE".

Please Note: Tiger does not care for the phrase "Hey Woman. I like yo face." (In case anyone hadn't pick up on that yet. )

Aw, man...I was afraid I was being too subtle.

Marvin D. wrote:

TigerintheShadows wrote:

Amethystic wrote:Yeah, you're probably right. Hey, a man of his physical maturity might even be able to snag a woman in his early thirties.

That's a distinct possibility...if he doesn't greet her with the phrase "HEY, WOMAN. I LIKE YO FACE".

HEY, WOMAN. YOU TALKING TO ME?

I DUNNO, BRO. YOU THINK I'M TALKIN' TO YOU?

TigerintheShadows wrote:

Marvin D. wrote:

TigerintheShadows wrote:

Amethystic wrote:Yeah, you're probably right. Hey, a man of his physical maturity might even be able to snag a woman in his early thirties.

That's a distinct possibility...if he doesn't greet her with the phrase "HEY, WOMAN. I LIKE YO FACE".

HEY, WOMAN. YOU TALKING TO ME?

I DUNNO, BRO. YOU THINK I'M TALKIN' TO YOU?

MAYBE. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TALK TO MY FACE, YO.

Marvin D. wrote:

TigerintheShadows wrote:

Marvin D. wrote:

TigerintheShadows wrote:

Amethystic wrote:Yeah, you're probably right. Hey, a man of his physical maturity might even be able to snag a woman in his early thirties.

That's a distinct possibility...if he doesn't greet her with the phrase "HEY, WOMAN. I LIKE YO FACE".

HEY, WOMAN. YOU TALKING TO ME?

I DUNNO, BRO. YOU THINK I'M TALKIN' TO YOU?

MAYBE. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TALK TO MY FACE, YO.

DEPENDS ON IF YOU LIKE MINE, BRO.

TigerintheShadows wrote:

Marvin D. wrote:

TigerintheShadows wrote:

Marvin D. wrote:

TigerintheShadows wrote:

Amethystic wrote:Yeah, you're probably right. Hey, a man of his physical maturity might even be able to snag a woman in his early thirties.

That's a distinct possibility...if he doesn't greet her with the phrase "HEY, WOMAN. I LIKE YO FACE".

HEY, WOMAN. YOU TALKING TO ME?

I DUNNO, BRO. YOU THINK I'M TALKIN' TO YOU?

MAYBE. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TALK TO MY FACE, YO.

DEPENDS ON IF YOU LIKE MINE, BRO.

WELL, I DON'T. THOUGHT THAT WAS OBVIOUS.

Marvin D. wrote:

TigerintheShadows wrote:

Marvin D. wrote:

TigerintheShadows wrote:

Marvin D. wrote:

TigerintheShadows wrote:

Amethystic wrote:Yeah, you're probably right. Hey, a man of his physical maturity might even be able to snag a woman in his early thirties.

That's a distinct possibility...if he doesn't greet her with the phrase "HEY, WOMAN. I LIKE YO FACE".

HEY, WOMAN. YOU TALKING TO ME?

I DUNNO, BRO. YOU THINK I'M TALKIN' TO YOU?

MAYBE. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TALK TO MY FACE, YO.

DEPENDS ON IF YOU LIKE MINE, BRO.

WELL, I DON'T. THOUGHT THAT WAS OBVIOUS.

THEN WHY TALK TO IT? AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR YO' INSISTENCE UPON TALKING TO A WOMAN WHO HATES YO FACE LIKE YOU HATE HERS.

YOU ARE MY COLOR IN A WORLD OF BLACK AND WHITE.

American Eagle wrote:YOU ARE MY COLOR IN A WORLD OF BLACK AND WHITE.

*swoons*





lol not bad

American Eagle wrote:YOU ARE MY COLOR IN A WORLD OF BLACK AND WHITE.

That's... kind of nice, actually. It'd be even nicer if it weren't in all caps.

You are my colour in a world of black and white.

Shennifer wrote:

American Eagle wrote:YOU ARE MY COLOR IN A WORLD OF BLACK AND WHITE.

*swoons*
lol not bad

. .and thar she goes. Taken by a man years younger. *picks up Shen*

TigerintheShadows wrote:

Marvin D. wrote:

TigerintheShadows wrote:

Marvin D. wrote:

TigerintheShadows wrote:

Marvin D. wrote:

TigerintheShadows wrote:

Amethystic wrote:Yeah, you're probably right. Hey, a man of his physical maturity might even be able to snag a woman in his early thirties.

That's a distinct possibility...if he doesn't greet her with the phrase "HEY, WOMAN. I LIKE YO FACE".

HEY, WOMAN. YOU TALKING TO ME?

I DUNNO, BRO. YOU THINK I'M TALKIN' TO YOU?

MAYBE. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TALK TO MY FACE, YO.

DEPENDS ON IF YOU LIKE MINE, BRO.

WELL, I DON'T. THOUGHT THAT WAS OBVIOUS.

THEN WHY TALK TO IT? AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR YO' INSISTENCE UPON TALKING TO A WOMAN WHO HATES YO FACE LIKE YOU HATE HERS.

I AIN'T TALKING; I'M YELLING. BIG DIFFERENCE. AT LEAST IT'S MUTUAL.

American Eagle wrote:You are my colour in a world of black and white.

There we go! Now you can take that line, superimpose it on an artsy-looking photograph, and post it all over Tumblr and Facebook for all the teenage girls to coo over.

Marvin D. wrote:

Shennifer wrote:

American Eagle wrote:YOU ARE MY COLOR IN A WORLD OF BLACK AND WHITE.

*swoons*
lol not bad

. .and thar she goes. Taken by a man years younger. *picks up Shen*

Wait, what? O_o

Marvin D. wrote:

Shennifer wrote:

American Eagle wrote:YOU ARE MY COLOR IN A WORLD OF BLACK AND WHITE.

*swoons*
lol not bad

. .and thar she goes. Taken by a man years younger. *picks up Shen*

.

I'm only 4 years older than him, it's not that big of a deal-hey, wait, put me down! PUT ME DOWN I SAY

Shennifer wrote:

Marvin D. wrote:

Shennifer wrote:

American Eagle wrote:YOU ARE MY COLOR IN A WORLD OF BLACK AND WHITE.

*swoons*
lol not bad

. .and thar she goes. Taken by a man years younger. *picks up Shen*

.

I'm only 4 years older than him, it's not that big of a deal-hey, wait, put me down! PUT ME DOWN I SAY

Cougar.

Amethystic wrote:

Shennifer wrote:

Marvin D. wrote:

Shennifer wrote:

American Eagle wrote:YOU ARE MY COLOR IN A WORLD OF BLACK AND WHITE.

*swoons*
lol not bad

. .and thar she goes. Taken by a man years younger. *picks up Shen*

.

I'm only 4 years older than him, it's not that big of a deal-hey, wait, put me down! PUT ME DOWN I SAY

Cougar.

Rascal

You're a bit heavy, might as well put you down

American Eagle wrote:You are my colour in a world of black and white.

The first phrase presented that can actually work as a charming compliment.
Though I’m unsure why the spelling changed when proper capitalization was used.

HAHAHAHAHA. wow. this thread is becoming sadder and sadder.

And before you say something like "Pfffft. Like you could do any better." I COULD. It comes with being a fangirl. . . .And a girl in general.

There is a reason guys don't go to guys for romantic advice.

Amethystic wrote:

Shennifer wrote:

Marvin D. wrote:

Shennifer wrote:

American Eagle wrote:YOU ARE MY COLOR IN A WORLD OF BLACK AND WHITE.

*swoons*
lol not bad

. .and thar she goes. Taken by a man years younger. *picks up Shen*

.

I'm only 4 years older than him, it's not that big of a deal-hey, wait, put me down! PUT ME DOWN I SAY

Cougar.

the mascot at my last university was a Cougar

Marvin D. wrote:

Amethystic wrote:

I'm only 4 years older than him, it's not that big of a deal-hey, wait, put me down! PUT ME DOWN I SAY

Cougar.

Marvin D. wrote:Rascal

You're a bit heavy, might as well put you down

are you calling me fat?

"Are you calling Shen a beauty," Marvin?