The Town of Odyssey

Can I be the person that crashes the wedding by yelling happy birthday at the awkwardest time and by walking up the aisle throwing grapes up and catching them in my mouth right before the bride walks up?

Yea that would be very good and I have idea

As long as you don't disrupt it.

I can't promise anything.

Then the security will kick you out

THIS WEDDING IS OFF! AND THAT'S FINAL! I'm tired of this. You can't make me. I'm too young. I don't even know Jake. You can't force me. Peace out, suckers! I QUIT!

Oh, don't worry We have a couple of armed guards at the door waiting for you.

And the back door is being watched.

Don't even think about the windows

And the roof? Dun worry It's sealed

And no, you may not dig through the floor

*laughs*

IDJ's got this down good

I'll find some way to get out. Some way......

*hastily marries the two of them together and eats the cake*

Conquestor trips Gaius as he is walking up to them and jumps a guard escaping. Conquestor runs to his jet and takes off.

*Karate chops a guard, then pulls out a tranquilizer and shoots everyone including Gaius.* So there! *Walks out confident, swings a grapple hook at conquestor's jet, holds on, and climbs up it, and hops in. Shouts out the window* "So long, suckers! Hasta Lavista, baby! *Just as Gaius is waking up* You'll never find us. NEVER!

JP smiled, as she caught it all on tape, (she was up on the balcony and apparently missed being tranquilizer) she quickly goes and edits it, and uploads to YouTube.

CammillaFan wrote:*Karate chops a guard, then pulls out a tranquilizer and shoots everyone including Gaius.* So there! *Walks out confident, swings a grapple hook at conquestor's jet, holds on, and climbs up it, and hops in. Shouts out the window* "So long, suckers! Hasta Lavista, baby! *Just as Gaius is waking up* You'll never find us. NEVER!

Does this mean they're eloping?

I believe so. What else could it mean.

Oh, dear.

*grins*

Too bad they didn't know that I really was waiting for it all to happen.

*waves to his Ganger* Thanks!

*grabs Anne and throws rice as Jake and Camilla elope*

And they all live happily ever after

There a few flaws with that. First- a jet can take off in about 5 second. Second- a harness would not stick on a jet. Third- A person wound never survive on a jet going over 16 miles per second. Fourth- even if it happened no one could follow us.

And if you're underage, dear little boy, there's no way you're flying a jet, nor would it be anywhere near the church

*throws rice*

I'm not eloping. Conquestor's jet was the nearest thing I could find. My own private jet is picking me up NOW! *Jumps down the runway and runs toward plane* Don't you dare follow me, conquestor! *Jumps in her own plane, gives the command and roars down the runway* Peace out, SUCKERS!

Ehh, they're both just in denial about the wedding.

*pastes photos all over the interwebs*