Official J11+BBB wedding
... happens now!
- Amethystic
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Amy: You know, K1 is right about black. You see I learned about light last year in science and---
BBB: Not now! We need to find Jellygroom!
I_<3_Kaka: And I guess I should go make another pie. This time though I'll lock it in a national bank guarded by motion sensors, dogs trained to kill, security cameras, and guards with helmets!
Siv and Pseudo: Aw man!
K1: *mumbles* Where... Latin... green pretty... sloths! *rolls over and snores*
BBB: O_o What on earth is he dreaming about?!
K1: *dreams*
As I, KODY 105, wandered through the expanse of the unfamiliar jungle, I questioned to myself "Where am I?" I observed my lush surroundings, awed by the fervent green shades of the vegetation that surrounded me in all directions. The beautiful visual unity of the colors reminded me of my beloved camoflauge clothing, which I realized I missed dearly.
All of a sudden a harsh rustling of the tree tops could be heard in the distance. I spun around and saw fuzzy bag-like masses of brown swing towards me through the trees, screaming what seemed like gibberish to me in my panicked state of mind.
That was when the fuzzy bag-like beings surrounded me, their limbs grasping the tree branches and their vicious eyes glaring at me. They began to shout at me words, words which confused me at first until I realized: these beings, which appeared to be unusually fast sloths, were speaking ill wishes towards me in Latin!
While I was horrified at the thought of these sloths using such a marvelous language so crudely, I was even more horrified by what they had to say. "Kill the two-legged bald one!" They screamed, "He shall feed our young tonight!"
Feeling terror strike into my soul, I ducked back into the thick jungle greenery, trying to put as much distance between me and the murderous sloths as possible. They were not easily thrown off, as I soon learned, and quickly I heard them swinging through the trees once again.
My feet screamed for mercy on my part as I beat them against the leafy jungle floor, striving to propel myself away from my vicious pursuers. However, I could feel the air rush as they quickly gained. They got closer and closer, until finally I was surrounded once again. They dropped down their legs and their long, pointed claws, which instantly extended down into the earth to form an inpenitrable cage.
"We shall feast on your flesh, two-legged one!" They shouted down at me. The claws forming the bars of my prison scraped through the earth and in towards me, rapidly shrinking the size of the cage. I looked desperately for a way of escape, but there was none! Soon the bars were so drawn in that I was unable to move. All I could do was stand there and wait for the inevitable as I felt the claws slowly tighten around me.
*yelps in his sleep* NO! DON'T SQUISH ME!!!
Amy: My guess is that it's not a very good dream.
BBB: Maybe I should try finding smelling salts again...
BBB: Not now! We need to find Jellygroom!
I_<3_Kaka: And I guess I should go make another pie. This time though I'll lock it in a national bank guarded by motion sensors, dogs trained to kill, security cameras, and guards with helmets!
Siv and Pseudo: Aw man!
K1: *mumbles* Where... Latin... green pretty... sloths! *rolls over and snores*
BBB: O_o What on earth is he dreaming about?!
K1: *dreams*
As I, KODY 105, wandered through the expanse of the unfamiliar jungle, I questioned to myself "Where am I?" I observed my lush surroundings, awed by the fervent green shades of the vegetation that surrounded me in all directions. The beautiful visual unity of the colors reminded me of my beloved camoflauge clothing, which I realized I missed dearly.
All of a sudden a harsh rustling of the tree tops could be heard in the distance. I spun around and saw fuzzy bag-like masses of brown swing towards me through the trees, screaming what seemed like gibberish to me in my panicked state of mind.
That was when the fuzzy bag-like beings surrounded me, their limbs grasping the tree branches and their vicious eyes glaring at me. They began to shout at me words, words which confused me at first until I realized: these beings, which appeared to be unusually fast sloths, were speaking ill wishes towards me in Latin!
While I was horrified at the thought of these sloths using such a marvelous language so crudely, I was even more horrified by what they had to say. "Kill the two-legged bald one!" They screamed, "He shall feed our young tonight!"
Feeling terror strike into my soul, I ducked back into the thick jungle greenery, trying to put as much distance between me and the murderous sloths as possible. They were not easily thrown off, as I soon learned, and quickly I heard them swinging through the trees once again.
My feet screamed for mercy on my part as I beat them against the leafy jungle floor, striving to propel myself away from my vicious pursuers. However, I could feel the air rush as they quickly gained. They got closer and closer, until finally I was surrounded once again. They dropped down their legs and their long, pointed claws, which instantly extended down into the earth to form an inpenitrable cage.
"We shall feast on your flesh, two-legged one!" They shouted down at me. The claws forming the bars of my prison scraped through the earth and in towards me, rapidly shrinking the size of the cage. I looked desperately for a way of escape, but there was none! Soon the bars were so drawn in that I was unable to move. All I could do was stand there and wait for the inevitable as I felt the claws slowly tighten around me.
*yelps in his sleep* NO! DON'T SQUISH ME!!!
Amy: My guess is that it's not a very good dream.
BBB: Maybe I should try finding smelling salts again...
Sweet, I think that marks the end of the wedding. Now can we FINALLY leave? Not that I'm getting impatient or anything, but we've been here for two weeks.SivartJ wrote:I DO!!!!!!!!!!
So you lost your trust,
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.
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- Termite
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*looks around* *sighs* *pops up to altar*
I'll say it for her.
"I, BBB, take Jelly to be my ToO-wedded husband, to love and to torment until the destruction of internet do us part."
*throws confetti* YAY!!!! Congratulations to the mortif-happy couple!
I'll say it for her.
"I, BBB, take Jelly to be my ToO-wedded husband, to love and to torment until the destruction of internet do us part."
*throws confetti* YAY!!!! Congratulations to the mortif-happy couple!
Love you always, SnC
"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?" -Albert Einstein
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Well what are we supposed to do? Oh, I know:Golden wrote:Umm, I hate to break it to you, but the kiss is not the official seal of a marriage. After the "I Do's" just present the couple...I_<3_Kaka wrote: Maybe we'll just have to get the usher to kiss her so they're oficcially married.
I know pronounce you jellyfish mutant and wife!
Is that any better?
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*throws rice and birdseed*
Yay!
Someone go tell them that they're married.
EDIT: Oh yeah, I guess that we can all give our gifts now. Here is mine;
Some lovely crystal glasses!
Yay!
Someone go tell them that they're married.
EDIT: Oh yeah, I guess that we can all give our gifts now. Here is mine;
Some lovely crystal glasses!
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OH! I'll send BBB a congratulations e-card!
EDIT: This is from Aeva and I:
EDIT: This is from Aeva and I:
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Love you always, SnC
"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?" -Albert Einstein
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It's kind of hard to do that when the souls of the bride and groom keep wandering off from their virtual bodies.
Hmmm... maybe if we do some sort of ritual! *pulls out empty popcorn bucket and puts it on her head*
*turns on Weird Al's 'Green Eggs and Ham' and chants along*
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham
I do not like them
Sam, I am
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like them in a boat
I would not, could not, with a goat...
*Amy sits on the floor and stares straight ahead as she chants*
*song ends*
Did it work?!
*their bodies are still not occupied* Ugh, that stinks. Oh well, let's keep chanting! *turns song back on and chants*
Hmmm... maybe if we do some sort of ritual! *pulls out empty popcorn bucket and puts it on her head*
*turns on Weird Al's 'Green Eggs and Ham' and chants along*
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham
I do not like them
Sam, I am
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like them in a boat
I would not, could not, with a goat...
*Amy sits on the floor and stares straight ahead as she chants*
*song ends*
Did it work?!
*their bodies are still not occupied* Ugh, that stinks. Oh well, let's keep chanting! *turns song back on and chants*
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