Ask Sarai.

Pc Pro · Post by **Pc Pro** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:04 pm

Sarai Binghamton wrote:
Pc Pro wrote:what horse will win the next Melbourne Cup?
Joy Flyer.

//chortle.

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humm I don't think so

Lonesome Dove · Post by **Lonesome Dove** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:23 pm

Sarai, what are your thoughts on chunky peanutbutter?

Aram · Post by **Aram** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:09 pm

I'm not healthily obsessed. I'm one of the few people that know who that is. $\:D/$

Agent Robert Mitchell · Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:32 pm

Sarai,

What are your thoughts on the problems surrounding immigration reform and the security fence planned to be erected on the US-Mexican border?

Oba-rai · Post by **Oba-rai** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:22 pm

The Lonesome Dove wrote:Sarai, what are your thoughts on chunky peanutbutter?

It is chunky.

And it's peanut butter.

Agent Robert Mitchell wrote:Sarai,

What are your thoughts on the problems surrounding immigration reform and the security fence planned to be erected on the Mexico border?

My thoughts:

They should ignore immigration reform and start killing Peruvian sheep so I can have Peruvian wool! Who cares about the immigrants streaming through our borders when I don't have enough Peruvian wool? Why reform if it doesn't need to be changed - Peruvian Wool is always the better bet (Peruvian wool for the win)! And the security fence doesn't need to be erected because if push comes to shove, you know what can be used for a fence - dead sheep who have just been shorn of their Peruvian wool!

Fei · Post by **Fei** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:22 pm

Why is the world flat?

Lonesome Dove · Post by **Lonesome Dove** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:47 pm

Sarai, why is the end of FotR so sad?

Oba-rai · Post by **Oba-rai** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:35 pm

Darth Birdie wrote:Why is the world flat?

Because if it was round, the people on the other side of the earth would fall off. Because of gravity, you see.

The Lonesome Dove wrote:Sarai, why is the end of FotR so sad?

If it was happy, no one would come for the Two Towers. I mean, who wants to watch another continuous 3 hours of something that you already know will be happy?

Pc Pro · Post by **Pc Pro** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:49 pm

why does this poor smiley hit his head on a wall all day

Danadelfos · Post by **Danadelfos** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:51 pm

Why am I tired??

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:21 pm

Why is my hair so long?

(in front my hair reaches down to the end of my nose, and my hair is nearing shoulder length on the back) $\:D/$

Pc Pro · Post by **Pc Pro** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:38 pm

I shall answer that windy

cuzs you didn't cut it

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:09 am

No, I wanted her to answer it.

she gives such elemtary answers... showing off her great wisdom in regards to these life impacting matters.

Pc Pro · Post by **Pc Pro** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:43 am

lol ok will Australia win the ashers?

Lord_Kappa · Post by **Lord_Kappa** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:14 am

Which person/persons from the ToO will be famous in real life someday?

Oba-rai · Post by **Oba-rai** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:21 am

Pc Pro wrote:why does this poor smiley hit his head on a wall all day

It is his destiny to be so!

danadelfos wrote:Why am I tired??

Because you played hide and go seek in the dark. You ran and then your parents came home and it was late and something.

WINDSHEAR wrote:Why is my hair so long?

(in front my hair reaches down to the end of my nose, and my hair is nearing shoulder length on the back) $\:D/$

Your hair grows up to three inches a day. You thus have to cut it very regularly, but sometimes you forget, hence.

Pc Pro wrote:lol ok will Australia win the ashers?

To find this answer, nod your head three times.

Lord_Kappa wrote:Which person/persons from the ToO will be famous in real life someday?

You, me, the Blackgaards, and the Top Crustacean, for good measure.

uz · Post by uz » Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:11 am

O great Sarai, what is pie?

Old Brad · Post by **Old Brad** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:17 am

Should I go with what Darcie sugested here?

Darcie wrote: Bradley, I'd suggest this one!

$\:D/$

WINDSHEAR · Post by **WINDSHEAR** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:24 am

Sarai Binghamton wrote:
WINDSHEAR wrote:Why is my hair so long?

(in front my hair reaches down to the end of my nose, and my hair is nearing shoulder length on the back) $\:D/$
Your hair grows up to three inches a day. You thus have to cut it very regularly, but sometimes you forget, hence.

Truly profound! $\:D/$

Is pie great?

Oba-rai · Post by **Oba-rai** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:37 am

UltimaZero wrote:O great Sarai, what is pie?

Pie is the essence of all we ask for in life - the greatness of existence defined in one small slab of goodness. As the famous philosopher Aristophanes said, 'it is greater to eat pie and die than to eat Shake'n'Bake and cake' - it most certainly gives meaning to a life hopeless outside of pie!

In the words of the renown Xiao (and Shad Lexoorrrrr), 'If I wake before I die, I shall have a piece of pie; if I die before I wake, I shall have a piece of cake' - it is very obvious that our only meaning in life is to eat pie.

yarly.

Bradley Doyle, I first insist that though Darcie is well-meaning, you must become autonomous! This means that you must choose whatever avatar I pick out.

Go ahead, though, utilise the avatar Darcie chose.

WINDSHEAR wrote:
Sarai Binghamton wrote:
WINDSHEAR wrote:Why is my hair so long?

(in front my hair reaches down to the end of my nose, and my hair is nearing shoulder length on the back) $\:D/$
Your hair grows up to three inches a day. You thus have to cut it very regularly, but sometimes you forget, hence.
Truly profound! $\:D/$

Is pie great?

Are you kidding me? PIE IS AWESOME!