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Jake and..... Catspaw????? Whose idea was this?

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Jesus' Princess wrote:Jake and..... Catspaw????? Whose idea was this?

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Aha, an arranged marriage by force... :)
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The Kings Daughter wrote:
Knight Fisher wrote:I can try and get you out of this for a fee. But you appear to be broke.
You aren't especially nice to new-comers? I hope you aren't planning to run in an election any time soon.. ;)
Oh, dear. Thank God I was a newbie first =P

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American Eagle wrote:Your FACE is fake, MARV.
. . .I was really tempted to make a "Your mother" joke now >.>
I was going to write that instead of "your face", but decided to let you have the honors. ;)
As if there isn't enough of that in the world, shameful you two.

You sound like the boys in my class. *facepalm* I actually poked one in class, it got him to shut it for a while. \:D/

For some reason IN told me afterwards to stop. ;) Come to think of it, he hasn't sat next/very close to me since. \:D/
You just scare people away ;P And thank you, AE, but I didn't :p

Musical Shutterbug wrote:Jake is getting married? Where have I been? :p
OUT.

Ooh, CATSPAW?! Even better.

Nah, it'll be CamillaFan. Her big sister's joining :p

A forced wedding is the best kind.

AND JUST FOR THE RECORD JAKE DOESN'T YET KNOW THAT I'M HIS BROTHER xD Obviously my name/gender confused him.

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I am the bride! Oh, Jake, I cannot wait for the wedding day!
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She's here!!

Rae is coming soon!
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Oh, Jake, my love, we will be married very soon! I know that will please you,my dear. Who is taking care of the little details? You know, my dress flowers, flower girl. I need to spend all my time with my wonderful true love! We shall talk the day away. Planning together, right, my dear Jake? You promised to spend the day with me? You won't disappoint, will you, Jakie dear?
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He'd better not. We'll SEE TO THAT.

lol @ Jakie dear. Camilla, +1 to you.
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Thank you, soon to be brother-in-law! I think you will be a very intriguing brother-in-law. I think I'll send Jakie dear a pre-wedding love PM! Off I go!


Here is my love letter, composed to my soon-to-be husband, and my love forever. I sent it only moments ago, hoping he will answer before our wedding day.
Dear beloved Jake,

We are to be married soon! I cannot wait for that day, and I hope you can't either Even though it is arranged, I do believe I'll love you to the ends of the earth! Until death do us part, I will love you! Not a raging storm, nor a pit of fire shall separate us. Oh, my love, my Jakie, You are the only one I love! I will never love another, nor have I ever. I love you, Jake..... And I hope you do too. I will not be happy, until the spell of love has brought us together through love. Until I lie in your arms, kissed by your enchanting lips, and holding you gentle hand, looking into your deep, wonderful, loving eyes. I won't be happy until I am your wife, and you are my lawfully wedded husband. I will not hesitate to say I do, my love. My dear soon-to-be husband, I'll love you till the ends of the earth, beyond that. Just remember, my wonder, the love of my life, the only hope, that I love you, forever and ever, together forever.

Signed,
Your bride-to-be,
Joy/CamillaFan

Only the decree of marriage, can separate us, my love-Joy, your bride-to-be!
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Oh. My. Goodness.

This is win =P
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Thanks, Gaius. Do you think Jakie dear will like it? Does he want to marry me? It would be depressing if he didn't love me! Please tell me he loves me!
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XD

I think. . .maybe :p
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Sending out Wedding invitations. Monday's the big day!
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Shh, we need to get Lizzy here first >:O
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Who is Lizzy?
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She's a friend of Rae and I, and she'll help =P
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I'M HERE!!!!!! I'M HEREEEE GAISEEE!!!!!!! LETS PLAN!!!!!!!hehehehehehe.


conquestor wrote:I refuse to be wed and that is that. [Can't marry till I am 20 by law of my mother :D ]
Oh pft. You ARREEEE going to get married.
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