Odyssey quotes that are stuck in your mind

or... from the last Odyssey you listened to

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Odyssey quotes that are stuck in your mind

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Just post a quote that is stuck in your mind or just a quote from a recent Odyssey you listen to!

"You trick some of the people some of the time but you can not trick all of the people all the time" - Bernard Walton

"The name is Bond. James Bond" - Jason Whittaker

"We are going to bestow the greatest honor upon you." - Mustafa

In response: "What homecoming king" - Jason Whittaker
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"INCREDIBLE!! My ears haven't hurt that bad since I got my head stuck in the elevator door!" Cryin' Bryan Durn (Dern? Dirn? I'm not sure...)


MOOSES MAKE THINGS FUN.
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"You have more loopholes than a spaghetti strainer." Connie Kendall
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." Abraham Lincoln
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"I haven't had this much fun since I got my corns removed."-Bernard Walton
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Eugene-"Well, the sequence of events occured with extreme rapidity, but I shall attempt to recall them. I was powering my two-wheeler along this concrete pathway, when your personnage suddenly appeared directly in front of me blocking my course. My reflexes immediately sprang to life in an attempt to navigate an evasive manouveur around you while still maintaining course and speed, but I evidently over-compensated, and my Schwinn careened off the hardened path, taking me with it, and up-ended us both in this shrub, a Rhododendron of the heath family I believe, deducing from the leathery evergreen leaves, as distinguished from the deciduous Azalea, which as we all know is..."
Isaac-"You mean, you crashed into this bush cause I got in your way."
Eugene-"Well, that of course is another way of expressing it." Isaac the Benevolent
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I like them all!

"Do you like animals?"
-"It depends on how they're cooked."
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"I need to make my family stronger.....by Monday!" -Bart Rathbone
The Lord is not slow about His promise, as some count slowness, but is patient toward you, not wishing for any to perish, but for all to come to repentance. ♡
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"I'm not afraid of the truth." - Mildred Kendall, A Touch of Healing
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"That was no man...that was Matthew"
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he/him | a little stinker.
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"Shakespeare the door. ~ Edwin Blackgaard

"The time comes in a man's life when he must broaden his horizons." ~ Eugene Meltsner

"The time has come..." ~ Jack Allen

"Well, stuff me with feathers and call me a pillow!" ~ Bernard Walton

"You look as happy as a man who invested a million dollars in eight track tapes." ~ Bernard Walton
To LGBT ToOers: The world is so much wider than your family and church. There are accepting people out there.
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" Watch the counter... Watch the counter. Oh, free ice cream for the counter watcher!" - Jay Smouse
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Hezekiah: "You are still speaking with your mind Eugenius! What I believe is found in the place where the mind and the heart unite."
Eugene: "And where is that?"
Hezekiah: "Faith."
-Back to Bethlehem

"And you can't go wrong with aluminum siding!"
-I Want My B-TV

Bernard: "Whit! Whit!"
Eugene: "Where?!?"
Bernard: "I don't know."
Eugene: "You startled me Mr. Walton. I thought you might be he."
Bernard: "Why would Whit be calling his own name all the way down the stairs? This place gets loonier all the time."
-Suspicious Minds

"After the movie, do you wanna go covet some of my neighbor's oxen?"
-Expendable Crewman, Hidden in My Heart
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"Will you quit Nagging me?" Jason , The Black Viel

"The best is yet to come" Whit
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I am a big fan of AIO, but I am not Jave Griffin or have ever been on AIO. I am just a huge fan of AIO and Jimmy Barclay. I love Odyssey, and Jimmy rules.
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"I am WOUNDED" is one that gets quotes around our house quite a bit.
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Would you like a muffin.
This one is always the first thing to come to mind when talking about AIO quotations, or muffins.

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31899!!!
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Eugene-"Well, the sequence of events occured with extreme rapidity, but I shall attempt to recall them. I was powering my two-wheeler along this concrete pathway, when your personnage suddenly appeared directly in front of me blocking my course. My reflexes immediately sprang to life in an attempt to navigate an evasive manouveur around you while still maintaining course and speed, but I evidently over-compensated, and my Schwinn careened off the hardened path, taking me with it, and up-ended us both in this shrub, a Rhododendron of the heath family I believe, deducing from the leathery evergreen leaves, as distinguished from the deciduous Azalea, which as we all know is..."
Isaac-"You mean, you crashed into this bush cause I got in your way."
Eugene-"Well, that of course is another way of expressing it." Isaac the Benevolent
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All of these are great. :lol:

"I would like to teach the whole world to sing in perfect harmony!"
-Bart, "Tom For Mayor Pt. 2
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"Greetings and salutations,"
-Eugene, Assorted Episodes
It's been awhile, hasn't it?
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"There's a dent!"
"In my hair!?"
"No. In your skull!"

-Marvin and Tamika (Sunday Morning Scramble- Album 43)
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Setting: Barclay's eating supper, (Hamburger casserole)

Jimmy: "We were just talking about how good this chicken is"
George: "Yes Mary, this is great chicken!"
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Tamika: "Is your arm supposed to glow like that?"

Connie: "I spilled the body glitter this morning."

That always cracks me up.
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