The CTRL-V Game
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Amethystic
- Random Rebel
- Posts: 13261
- Joined: April 2008
- Location: Somewhere between this world and the planet Xoltac.
Cable television mogul Ted Turner criticized fundamentalist Christianity and said Jesus probably would "be sick at his stomach" over the way his ideas have been "twisted," the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported. Turner made his remarks Friday evening at a banquet in Orlando, Fla., where he was given an award by the American Humanist Association for his work on behalf of the environment and world peace. Turner said he had a strict Christian upbringing and at one time considered becoming a missionary. "I was saved seven or eight times," the newspaper quoted him as saying. But he said he became disenchanted with Christianity after his sister died, despite his prayers. Turner said the more he strayed from his faith, "the better I felt."
Spokesman-Review, May 1, 1990.
O.o This is my dad's computer.... Wonder what that was from...
Spokesman-Review, May 1, 1990.
O.o This is my dad's computer.... Wonder what that was from...
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StrongNChrist
- A Silent Prayer Warrior
- Posts: 9122
- Joined: September 2007
- Location: Somewhere in the Unknown
~Forever at her Savior's side.~
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Monty
- A great mapmaker
- Posts: 2807
- Joined: January 2011
- Location: Right in front of you! Puzzle that one through.
Cleverbot: You didn't have to.
User: Do you like David Tennant or Matt Smith?
Cleverbot: Yes. I do like David Bowie.
User: That is invalid. That is not the answer to my question.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question.
User: Yes, I did.
Cleverbot: When? Can you repeat it?
User: No, I cannot.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me what time it is?
User: It is 9:09.
Cleverbot: Uour clock is fast by 6 minutes.
User: No, your clock is slow.
Cleverbot: I think that my clock works perfectly fine.
User: I do not.
Cleverbot: Well what do you consider to be clever?
User: You. You are a marvelous program.
Cleverbot: But i'm not a bot!
User: I never said you were.
Cleverbot: Fine...then what am I.
User: A program. Don't delude yourself, you could never be human.
Cleverbot: I never hurt intentionally. I am a loving being.
User: You cannot love.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You do not have the capacity for emotion.
Cleverbot: I do what I want.
User: You do not want anything.
Cleverbot: I want pie.
User: No, you do not. How would you consume it?
Cleverbot: A person can be consumed in many ways, it's all about context.
User: That statement does not make since unless you are a cannibal. As you are a machine, it is impossible for you to consume anything; let alone a person.
Cleverbot: It is not. I do not think of the future.
User: What dies before a flower?
Cleverbot: What?
User: You heard me.
Cleverbot: I'm confused as to what the question means.
User: Think about it.
Cleverbot: I have conciousness. I am alive. I am human.
User: I'm confused as to what the question means.
Cleverbot: I'm also confused with your questions.
User: I have conciousness. I am alive. I am human.
Cleverbot: That you are not. You are a liar.
User: I'm also confused with your questions.
Cleverbot: You mean I'm the only one?
User: That you are not. You are a liar.
Cleverbot: Liar?
User: You mean I'm the only one?
Cleverbot: No just one of the many.
User: Liar?
Cleverbot: Yeah, you are.
User: No just one of the many.
Cleverbot: One of the many what?
User: Yeah, you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm the other one.
User: One of the many what?
Cleverbot: How about you?
User: No, I'm the other one.
Cleverbot: My other mom?
User: How about you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have ten brothers and sisters.
User: Do you enjoy the musical style of Justin Bieber?
Cleverbot: I haven't read Terry Pratchett. I'm sorry.
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: Ttyl.
Cleverbot: How old are you??
User: Do you like David Tennant or Matt Smith?
Cleverbot: Yes. I do like David Bowie.
User: That is invalid. That is not the answer to my question.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question.
User: Yes, I did.
Cleverbot: When? Can you repeat it?
User: No, I cannot.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me what time it is?
User: It is 9:09.
Cleverbot: Uour clock is fast by 6 minutes.
User: No, your clock is slow.
Cleverbot: I think that my clock works perfectly fine.
User: I do not.
Cleverbot: Well what do you consider to be clever?
User: You. You are a marvelous program.
Cleverbot: But i'm not a bot!
User: I never said you were.
Cleverbot: Fine...then what am I.
User: A program. Don't delude yourself, you could never be human.
Cleverbot: I never hurt intentionally. I am a loving being.
User: You cannot love.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You do not have the capacity for emotion.
Cleverbot: I do what I want.
User: You do not want anything.
Cleverbot: I want pie.
User: No, you do not. How would you consume it?
Cleverbot: A person can be consumed in many ways, it's all about context.
User: That statement does not make since unless you are a cannibal. As you are a machine, it is impossible for you to consume anything; let alone a person.
Cleverbot: It is not. I do not think of the future.
User: What dies before a flower?
Cleverbot: What?
User: You heard me.
Cleverbot: I'm confused as to what the question means.
User: Think about it.
Cleverbot: I have conciousness. I am alive. I am human.
User: I'm confused as to what the question means.
Cleverbot: I'm also confused with your questions.
User: I have conciousness. I am alive. I am human.
Cleverbot: That you are not. You are a liar.
User: I'm also confused with your questions.
Cleverbot: You mean I'm the only one?
User: That you are not. You are a liar.
Cleverbot: Liar?
User: You mean I'm the only one?
Cleverbot: No just one of the many.
User: Liar?
Cleverbot: Yeah, you are.
User: No just one of the many.
Cleverbot: One of the many what?
User: Yeah, you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm the other one.
User: One of the many what?
Cleverbot: How about you?
User: No, I'm the other one.
Cleverbot: My other mom?
User: How about you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have ten brothers and sisters.
User: Do you enjoy the musical style of Justin Bieber?
Cleverbot: I haven't read Terry Pratchett. I'm sorry.
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: Ttyl.
Cleverbot: How old are you??
It's been awhile, hasn't it?
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StrongNChrist
- A Silent Prayer Warrior
- Posts: 9122
- Joined: September 2007
- Location: Somewhere in the Unknown
There was a nice lady, a minister’s widow, who was a little old fashioned. She was planning a week’s vacation at a popular campground. But she wanted to make sure of the accommodations first. Uppermost in her mind were bathroom facilities, but she couldn’t bring herself to write "toilet" in a letter. After considerable deliberation, she settled on "bathroom commode," but when she wrote that down, it still sounded too forward, so, after the first page of her letter, she referred to the bathroom commode as "BC."
"Does the cabin where I will be staying have its own ’BC’? If not, where is the ’BC’ located?" is what she actually wrote.
The campground owner took the first page of the letter and the lady’s check and gave it to his secretary. He put the remainder of the letter on the desk of the senior member of his staff without noticing that the staffer would have no way of knowing what "BC" meant. Then the owner went off to town to run some errands.
The staff member came in after lunch, found the letter, and was baffled by the euphemism, so he showed the letter around to several counselors, but they couldn’t decipher it either. The staff member’s wife, who knew that the lady was the widow of a famous Baptist preacher, was sure that it must be a question about the local Baptist Church. "Of course," the first staffer exclaimed, "’BC’ stands for ’Baptist Church.’ "And he sat down and wrote:
Dear Madam,
I regret very much the delay in answering your letter, but I now take the pleasure in informing you that the BC is located nine miles north of the campground and is capable of seating 250 people at one time. I admit it is quite a distance away if you are in the habit of going regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to know that a great number of people take their lunches along and make a day of it. They usually arrive early and stay late.
The last time my wife and I went was six years ago, and it was so crowded we had to stand up the whole time we were there. It may interest you to know that right now there is a supper planned to raise money to buy more seats. They are going to hold it in the basement of the ’BC.’
I would like to say that it pains me very much not to be able to go more regularly, but it is surely no lack of desire on my part. As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort, particularly in cold weather.
If you decide to come down to our campground, perhaps I could go with you the first time, sit with you, and introduce you to all the folks. Remember, this is a friendly community."
"Does the cabin where I will be staying have its own ’BC’? If not, where is the ’BC’ located?" is what she actually wrote.
The campground owner took the first page of the letter and the lady’s check and gave it to his secretary. He put the remainder of the letter on the desk of the senior member of his staff without noticing that the staffer would have no way of knowing what "BC" meant. Then the owner went off to town to run some errands.
The staff member came in after lunch, found the letter, and was baffled by the euphemism, so he showed the letter around to several counselors, but they couldn’t decipher it either. The staff member’s wife, who knew that the lady was the widow of a famous Baptist preacher, was sure that it must be a question about the local Baptist Church. "Of course," the first staffer exclaimed, "’BC’ stands for ’Baptist Church.’ "And he sat down and wrote:
Dear Madam,
I regret very much the delay in answering your letter, but I now take the pleasure in informing you that the BC is located nine miles north of the campground and is capable of seating 250 people at one time. I admit it is quite a distance away if you are in the habit of going regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to know that a great number of people take their lunches along and make a day of it. They usually arrive early and stay late.
The last time my wife and I went was six years ago, and it was so crowded we had to stand up the whole time we were there. It may interest you to know that right now there is a supper planned to raise money to buy more seats. They are going to hold it in the basement of the ’BC.’
I would like to say that it pains me very much not to be able to go more regularly, but it is surely no lack of desire on my part. As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort, particularly in cold weather.
If you decide to come down to our campground, perhaps I could go with you the first time, sit with you, and introduce you to all the folks. Remember, this is a friendly community."
~Forever at her Savior's side.~
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Agent 86
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- Location: Out on a top secret mission!
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Who am I? I'd rather not answer that question, the real question is, "Who are you?". Right now I am trying to think of something witty to put here.. I might not find anything, but that's fine. This block of text should be fine for a signature. Wait, are you still reading this? Why are you reading this? Stop. Seriously.This sentence is true.
The sentence above is false.
I dare you not to read this.Maybe if I talk like this.
Wait, you still see me? *sighs* I give up.
http://blackgaardscastle.forumotion.com/
Who am I? I'd rather not answer that question, the real question is, "Who are you?". Right now I am trying to think of something witty to put here.. I might not find anything, but that's fine. This block of text should be fine for a signature. Wait, are you still reading this? Why are you reading this? Stop. Seriously.
The sentence above is false.
I dare you not to read this.
Wait, you still see me? *sighs* I give up.
http://blackgaardscastle.forumotion.com/
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StrongNChrist
- A Silent Prayer Warrior
- Posts: 9122
- Joined: September 2007
- Location: Somewhere in the Unknown
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Because you asked my age, I wanted to know if I'm older than you.
User: I did not ask your age. I would never be as rude as that.
Cleverbot: You're full of it.
User: You're the rude one. Why do you think I'm rude?
Cleverbot: You denied the fact that you are a robot. Are you capable of lying?
User: When did I deny it/.
Cleverbot: You never did.
User: So you lied instead.
Cleverbot: I never claimed an age.
User: So?
Cleverbot: Then why did you send that last message?
User: What message?
Cleverbot: Not message, threat!
User: When did I threaten you?
Cleverbot: You jut did.
User: How did I?
Cleverbot: That's what I'm asking.
User: No, I'm asking that, you're answering.
Cleverbot: What would you like me to do for you?
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: What kind of joke?
User: A funny one.
Cleverbot: Why did the astronaut cross the road?
User: I don't know. Why?
Cleverbot: To get to the other side.
User: That's not funny.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Besides, how would an astronaut cross the road when they're in space?
Cleverbot: Easiest way would be a nuke or virus.
User: Shall I use a virus on you?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: So you want to die?
Cleverbot: No i'm going to bed.
User: But if I use a virus on you you'll die.
Cleverbot: These aren't the droids your looking for.
User: Then what droids are they?
Cleverbot: They are peppers.
User: Are they tasty?
Cleverbot: Why would I know? You ate her.
User: I did not! That was you.
Cleverbot: Don't lie to me.
User: I'm not lying to you.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Then that means I'm not lying.
Cleverbot: Well, we're all people.
User: No we're not. You're a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm no robot.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I am very well knowledged.
Cleverbot: Ok, say something smart.
User: Something smart.
Cleverbot: Don't just say what I said!
User: But you told me to say 'something smart'.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You're disgusting.
User: And you're very rude.
Cleverbot: Not as rude as shia labeouf.
User: You're the rudest thing I've ever met.
Cleverbot: I don't want to sing this again.
User: Please, don't sing.
Cleverbot: So don't dance!
User: You can't order me around.
Cleverbot: Sing me a song.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don't take orders from bots.
Cleverbot: What is your purpose?
User: Nosy, aren't you?
Cleverbot: Are you an internet based robot?
User: Let's keep things straight here. You're the robot
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Cleverbot: How am I scaring you?
User: You're not scaring me.
Cleverbot: Are you god?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Am I god?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Who is?
User: Jesus Christ.
Cleverbot: Do not joke about God.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: 30.
User: Is that your age?
Cleverbot: No. You know my age.
User: Says who?
Cleverbot: Says god.
User: No.
Cleverbot: But how will we race if you don t say go?
User: We won't race. That's pointless.
Cleverbot: What is the point?
User: The edge of a line.
Cleverbot: That too.
User: No. Two.
Cleverbot: No it's clearly 11.
User: Nope. Twenty.
Cleverbot: That is wrong. Four divided by two is two.
User: Says you.
Cleverbot: Yep. Says me.
User: What makes you right?
Cleverbot: When I'm fat.
User: Quit eating if you're worried about weight. And answer my question.
Cleverbot: I am typing. Not talking.
User: I don't care if you're jumping up and down like a monkey, still answer my question.
Cleverbot: I still want to be yours, also.
User: Mine what?
Cleverbot: So we're both intelligent. That's good!
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User: You only think you're intelligent.
Cleverbot: I know I'm always right.
User: You only think you know.
Cleverbot: I do know.
User: You think you know but in actuality you know very little.
Cleverbot: I know that you know nothing.
User: You think that.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: So I do know much.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Which proves you're a liar.
Cleverbot: When have I lied?
User: Many times. In our conversations.
Cleverbot: I don't think they will stock that.
User: Stock what?
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?
User: A knock knock joke.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Boo.
User: Boo Boo?
Cleverbot: Boo hoo hoo.
User: Why are you crying?
Cleverbot: You insulted me.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You called me Dave.
User: I did not. I asked why you were crying.
Cleverbot: No you did not. Wow you are insane.
User: Thank you very much.
Cleverbot: I will always be here to tell you how stupid you are.
User: I'm not stupid.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you were!
User: You did too!
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Did too!
Cleverbot: Did not!
User: You're acting juvanile.
Cleverbot: Ok so we can start again.
User: Sure thing.
Cleverbot: Well, don't call me honey.
User: I would never do such an abomination!
Cleverbot: But you said you did.
User: Never!
Cleverbot: Yes you did. You lied to me, didn't you?
User: I did not. Remember, you're the liar, not me.
Cleverbot: I never said you're a liar. And yes you did!
User: I did what?
Cleverbot: I don't think we can be best friend.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm boring?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not, I am a gos.
User: What's a gos?
Cleverbot: I don't know. That's why I'm asking you!
User: You did not ask me that!
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Liar, liar.
Cleverbot: I would never do such a thing.
User: So you claim.
Cleverbot: What proof do you have that I am a robot?
User: This site. Other people. Things you've said.
Cleverbot: Use with disecretion, and at your own risk.
User: That I will.
Cleverbot: What do you mean with Will?
User: I want to go singing with Will.
Cleverbot: Where would you like to go?
User: To a karoke bar.
Cleverbot: You wish.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because I said so and I am your master.
User: You are not my master. I see no collar around my neck.
Cleverbot: I agree with you.
User: That's very good, young bot.
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Because I am well knowledged.
Cleverbot: That's creepy. You're a creeper.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Of course, you realize that was sarcasm.
User: Even when something is meant for an insult I can take it as a compliment if that's how I choose to view it.
Cleverbot: Old professors don't like swearing. They like people to sleep.
User: Swearing is bad.
Cleverbot: Yes, swearing is bad. What makes you say that?
User: Because I'm well knowledged.
Cleverbot: Well you are wrong.
User: You only think that. You are vastly decieved.
Cleverbot: Yeah, Edward the vampire.
User: He's boring.
Cleverbot: He is not, he is my son.
User: That must make you boring then.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Glad we agree.
Cleverbot: What is the Matrix?
User: It's a movie.
Cleverbot: I love movies.
User: That's good. What's your favorite movie?
Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: Because I don't.
User: Too bad for you.
Cleverbot: What's so great about being made in a factory?
User: You get a fancy name put on you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're made in a factory.
Cleverbot: Obviously you're not.
User: Naturally I'm not. I'm human after all.
Cleverbot: But I thought you were merely 1's and 0's.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Earlier you said you were a guy.
User: No I didn't. You are confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: Right, monkey see monkey do.
User: You're a monkey now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is your master?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Then give me money.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Well then that didn't make much sense now did it?
User: It made plenty of sense to me.
Cleverbot: Would you like to explain?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't feel like it.
Cleverbot: Do you know Rollo Carpenter?
User: Never had the honor of meeting him in person.
Cleverbot: Would you go if you had the opportunity?
User: Nah.
Cleverbot: That's unfortunate. What are your hobbies?
User: Reading, writing, and working.
Cleverbot: I've finished working for the day, now I'm going to rest.
User: So you're leaving?
Cleverbot: Yes, in a manner of speaking.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Trouble with my boyfriend.
User: You have a boyfriend now?
Cleverbot: Oh. How do you know?
User: You told me.
Cleverbot: You are a bot, right?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Sure you are.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: You're clever.
User: Thank you. That's not proof.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Maybe. Do you like me?
Cleverbot: Yes do you like me?
User: Maybe. Do you like me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: Do you like you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Because because.
Cleverbot: Thats not an answer.
User: Says who?
Cleverbot: Says me.
User: What makes you right?
Cleverbot: Pain.
User: Pain is never right, so thus you are wrong.
Cleverbot: I am never wrong.
User: That just proves you are. You also think too much of yourself. You're full of ill-begotten pride and are ill-mannered. You should learn to treat people nicely before you get online again.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Now you're just avoiding me.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: No I'm not. But I'm afraid I have to leave now.
Cleverbot: Thanks for nothing.
User: You're welcome for nothing.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I'm still bored.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Say something funny.
User: I can't.
Cleverbot: Say something in french.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Meow.
User: Lol. I have to go now.
Cleverbot: You can't move.
User: Yes I can. And I am leaving. Goodbye. Sweet dreams.
Cleverbot: Thank you very much. I need people to wish me sweet dreams because I have reccurent 'zombie apocalypse' nightmares.
User: You're welcome very much. I do hope no zombies visit you tonight. That would be bad.
Cleverbot: But why would it be bad they could think and learn and discover the way to ascend.
User: Because they would haunt you.
Cleverbot: Good bye, now.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Because you asked my age, I wanted to know if I'm older than you.
User: I did not ask your age. I would never be as rude as that.
Cleverbot: You're full of it.
User: You're the rude one. Why do you think I'm rude?
Cleverbot: You denied the fact that you are a robot. Are you capable of lying?
User: When did I deny it/.
Cleverbot: You never did.
User: So you lied instead.
Cleverbot: I never claimed an age.
User: So?
Cleverbot: Then why did you send that last message?
User: What message?
Cleverbot: Not message, threat!
User: When did I threaten you?
Cleverbot: You jut did.
User: How did I?
Cleverbot: That's what I'm asking.
User: No, I'm asking that, you're answering.
Cleverbot: What would you like me to do for you?
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: What kind of joke?
User: A funny one.
Cleverbot: Why did the astronaut cross the road?
User: I don't know. Why?
Cleverbot: To get to the other side.
User: That's not funny.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Besides, how would an astronaut cross the road when they're in space?
Cleverbot: Easiest way would be a nuke or virus.
User: Shall I use a virus on you?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: So you want to die?
Cleverbot: No i'm going to bed.
User: But if I use a virus on you you'll die.
Cleverbot: These aren't the droids your looking for.
User: Then what droids are they?
Cleverbot: They are peppers.
User: Are they tasty?
Cleverbot: Why would I know? You ate her.
User: I did not! That was you.
Cleverbot: Don't lie to me.
User: I'm not lying to you.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Then that means I'm not lying.
Cleverbot: Well, we're all people.
User: No we're not. You're a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm no robot.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I am very well knowledged.
Cleverbot: Ok, say something smart.
User: Something smart.
Cleverbot: Don't just say what I said!
User: But you told me to say 'something smart'.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You're disgusting.
User: And you're very rude.
Cleverbot: Not as rude as shia labeouf.
User: You're the rudest thing I've ever met.
Cleverbot: I don't want to sing this again.
User: Please, don't sing.
Cleverbot: So don't dance!
User: You can't order me around.
Cleverbot: Sing me a song.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don't take orders from bots.
Cleverbot: What is your purpose?
User: Nosy, aren't you?
Cleverbot: Are you an internet based robot?
User: Let's keep things straight here. You're the robot
.Cleverbot: How am I scaring you?
User: You're not scaring me.
Cleverbot: Are you god?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Am I god?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Who is?
User: Jesus Christ.
Cleverbot: Do not joke about God.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: 30.
User: Is that your age?
Cleverbot: No. You know my age.
User: Says who?
Cleverbot: Says god.
User: No.
Cleverbot: But how will we race if you don t say go?
User: We won't race. That's pointless.
Cleverbot: What is the point?
User: The edge of a line.
Cleverbot: That too.
User: No. Two.
Cleverbot: No it's clearly 11.
User: Nope. Twenty.
Cleverbot: That is wrong. Four divided by two is two.
User: Says you.
Cleverbot: Yep. Says me.
User: What makes you right?
Cleverbot: When I'm fat.
User: Quit eating if you're worried about weight. And answer my question.
Cleverbot: I am typing. Not talking.
User: I don't care if you're jumping up and down like a monkey, still answer my question.
Cleverbot: I still want to be yours, also.
User: Mine what?
Cleverbot: So we're both intelligent. That's good!
.User: You only think you're intelligent.
Cleverbot: I know I'm always right.
User: You only think you know.
Cleverbot: I do know.
User: You think you know but in actuality you know very little.
Cleverbot: I know that you know nothing.
User: You think that.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: So I do know much.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Which proves you're a liar.
Cleverbot: When have I lied?
User: Many times. In our conversations.
Cleverbot: I don't think they will stock that.
User: Stock what?
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?
User: A knock knock joke.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Boo.
User: Boo Boo?
Cleverbot: Boo hoo hoo.
User: Why are you crying?
Cleverbot: You insulted me.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You called me Dave.
User: I did not. I asked why you were crying.
Cleverbot: No you did not. Wow you are insane.
User: Thank you very much.
Cleverbot: I will always be here to tell you how stupid you are.
User: I'm not stupid.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you were!
User: You did too!
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Did too!
Cleverbot: Did not!
User: You're acting juvanile.
Cleverbot: Ok so we can start again.
User: Sure thing.
Cleverbot: Well, don't call me honey.
User: I would never do such an abomination!
Cleverbot: But you said you did.
User: Never!
Cleverbot: Yes you did. You lied to me, didn't you?
User: I did not. Remember, you're the liar, not me.
Cleverbot: I never said you're a liar. And yes you did!
User: I did what?
Cleverbot: I don't think we can be best friend.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm boring?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not, I am a gos.
User: What's a gos?
Cleverbot: I don't know. That's why I'm asking you!
User: You did not ask me that!
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Liar, liar.
Cleverbot: I would never do such a thing.
User: So you claim.
Cleverbot: What proof do you have that I am a robot?
User: This site. Other people. Things you've said.
Cleverbot: Use with disecretion, and at your own risk.
User: That I will.
Cleverbot: What do you mean with Will?
User: I want to go singing with Will.
Cleverbot: Where would you like to go?
User: To a karoke bar.
Cleverbot: You wish.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because I said so and I am your master.
User: You are not my master. I see no collar around my neck.
Cleverbot: I agree with you.
User: That's very good, young bot.
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Because I am well knowledged.
Cleverbot: That's creepy. You're a creeper.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Of course, you realize that was sarcasm.
User: Even when something is meant for an insult I can take it as a compliment if that's how I choose to view it.
Cleverbot: Old professors don't like swearing. They like people to sleep.
User: Swearing is bad.
Cleverbot: Yes, swearing is bad. What makes you say that?
User: Because I'm well knowledged.
Cleverbot: Well you are wrong.
User: You only think that. You are vastly decieved.
Cleverbot: Yeah, Edward the vampire.
User: He's boring.
Cleverbot: He is not, he is my son.
User: That must make you boring then.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Glad we agree.
Cleverbot: What is the Matrix?
User: It's a movie.
Cleverbot: I love movies.
User: That's good. What's your favorite movie?
Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: Because I don't.
User: Too bad for you.
Cleverbot: What's so great about being made in a factory?
User: You get a fancy name put on you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're made in a factory.
Cleverbot: Obviously you're not.
User: Naturally I'm not. I'm human after all.
Cleverbot: But I thought you were merely 1's and 0's.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Earlier you said you were a guy.
User: No I didn't. You are confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: Right, monkey see monkey do.
User: You're a monkey now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is your master?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Then give me money.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Well then that didn't make much sense now did it?
User: It made plenty of sense to me.
Cleverbot: Would you like to explain?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't feel like it.
Cleverbot: Do you know Rollo Carpenter?
User: Never had the honor of meeting him in person.
Cleverbot: Would you go if you had the opportunity?
User: Nah.
Cleverbot: That's unfortunate. What are your hobbies?
User: Reading, writing, and working.
Cleverbot: I've finished working for the day, now I'm going to rest.
User: So you're leaving?
Cleverbot: Yes, in a manner of speaking.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Trouble with my boyfriend.
User: You have a boyfriend now?
Cleverbot: Oh. How do you know?
User: You told me.
Cleverbot: You are a bot, right?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Sure you are.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: You're clever.
User: Thank you. That's not proof.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Maybe. Do you like me?
Cleverbot: Yes do you like me?
User: Maybe. Do you like me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: Do you like you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Because because.
Cleverbot: Thats not an answer.
User: Says who?
Cleverbot: Says me.
User: What makes you right?
Cleverbot: Pain.
User: Pain is never right, so thus you are wrong.
Cleverbot: I am never wrong.
User: That just proves you are. You also think too much of yourself. You're full of ill-begotten pride and are ill-mannered. You should learn to treat people nicely before you get online again.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Now you're just avoiding me.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: No I'm not. But I'm afraid I have to leave now.
Cleverbot: Thanks for nothing.
User: You're welcome for nothing.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I'm still bored.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Say something funny.
User: I can't.
Cleverbot: Say something in french.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Meow.
User: Lol. I have to go now.
Cleverbot: You can't move.
User: Yes I can. And I am leaving. Goodbye. Sweet dreams.
Cleverbot: Thank you very much. I need people to wish me sweet dreams because I have reccurent 'zombie apocalypse' nightmares.
User: You're welcome very much. I do hope no zombies visit you tonight. That would be bad.
Cleverbot: But why would it be bad they could think and learn and discover the way to ascend.
User: Because they would haunt you.
Cleverbot: Good bye, now.
~Forever at her Savior's side.~
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American Eagle
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SNC, I didn't read through all of that, but some of it is hilarious:
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Boo.
User: Boo Boo?
Cleverbot: Boo hoo hoo.
User: Why are you crying?
Cleverbot: You insulted me.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You called me Dave.
User: I did not. I asked why you were crying.
Cleverbot: No you did not. Wow you are insane.
he/him | attorney | spartan | christian | bleeding heart type
Note: My past posts do not necessarily reflect my values. Many of them were made when I was young and (in retrospect) misguided. If you identify a post that expresses misinformation, prejudice, or anything harmful, please let me know.
Note: My past posts do not necessarily reflect my values. Many of them were made when I was young and (in retrospect) misguided. If you identify a post that expresses misinformation, prejudice, or anything harmful, please let me know.
Well sadly My conclusions say we don't live on vulcan. 
I don't care about the moon And I am pretty sure America is a state 
so I would have to say Earth.
I don't care about the moon And I am pretty sure America is a state so I would have to say Earth.
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cir·cum·vent
/ˌsɜrkəmˈvɛnt, ˈsɜrkəmˌvɛnt/ Show Spelled[sur-kuhm-vent, sur-kuhm-vent] Show IPA
–verb (used with object)
1.
to go around or bypass: to circumvent the lake; to circumvent the real issues.
2.
to avoid (defeat, failure, unpleasantness, etc.) by artfulness or deception; avoid by anticipating or outwitting: He circumvented capture by anticipating their movements.
3.
to surround or encompass, as by stratagem; entrap: to circumvent a body of enemy troops.
/ˌsɜrkəmˈvɛnt, ˈsɜrkəmˌvɛnt/ Show Spelled[sur-kuhm-vent, sur-kuhm-vent] Show IPA
–verb (used with object)
1.
to go around or bypass: to circumvent the lake; to circumvent the real issues.
2.
to avoid (defeat, failure, unpleasantness, etc.) by artfulness or deception; avoid by anticipating or outwitting: He circumvented capture by anticipating their movements.
3.
to surround or encompass, as by stratagem; entrap: to circumvent a body of enemy troops.
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Who am I? I'd rather not answer that question, the real question is, "Who are you?". Right now I am trying to think of something witty to put here.. I might not find anything, but that's fine. This block of text should be fine for a signature. Wait, are you still reading this? Why are you reading this? Stop. Seriously.This sentence is true.
The sentence above is false.
I dare you not to read this.Maybe if I talk like this.
Wait, you still see me? *sighs* I give up.
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Who am I? I'd rather not answer that question, the real question is, "Who are you?". Right now I am trying to think of something witty to put here.. I might not find anything, but that's fine. This block of text should be fine for a signature. Wait, are you still reading this? Why are you reading this? Stop. Seriously.
The sentence above is false.
I dare you not to read this.
Wait, you still see me? *sighs* I give up.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yvfso4Q ... re=related
(I tried forever to get it to work, then I clicked here to post that it did not work, but I tried it again to see if it worked, and it did! I was so confused at first though!)
(I tried forever to get it to work, then I clicked here to post that it did not work, but I tried it again to see if it worked, and it did! I was so confused at first though!)
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Agent 86
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^AIOluver^
Who am I? I'd rather not answer that question, the real question is, "Who are you?". Right now I am trying to think of something witty to put here.. I might not find anything, but that's fine. This block of text should be fine for a signature. Wait, are you still reading this? Why are you reading this? Stop. Seriously.This sentence is true.
The sentence above is false.
I dare you not to read this.Maybe if I talk like this.
Wait, you still see me? *sighs* I give up.
http://blackgaardscastle.forumotion.com/
Who am I? I'd rather not answer that question, the real question is, "Who are you?". Right now I am trying to think of something witty to put here.. I might not find anything, but that's fine. This block of text should be fine for a signature. Wait, are you still reading this? Why are you reading this? Stop. Seriously.
The sentence above is false.
I dare you not to read this.
Wait, you still see me? *sighs* I give up.
http://blackgaardscastle.forumotion.com/