Total n00b BATTLE!
Ooohhh Yeaaah!
- Eugene Blackgaard
- Amadeo killed me!
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Total n00b BATTLE!
The Stage is set, Commissioner Eugene Blackgaard is making a speech about how he hates crime and will wip out all badness blah blah blah. SUDDENLY!!! A giant vortex opens behind the commissioner, and out pops... Eugene Blackgaard? Yes, it is he, but much younger and familliar, Eugene Blackgaard #2 grabs the old commissioner and effortly hurls him into the vortex, closing it up.
"Well, stick me in your pocket and call me a dime, it's good to be back!"
"Well, stick me in your pocket and call me a dime, it's good to be back!"
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- Dr. Watson
- Be positive!
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- Eugene Blackgaard
- Amadeo killed me!
- Posts: 5337
- Joined: April 2005
- Location: The Place to Be.
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"It's good to be back, old chum! So, while that old goat, who for some odd reason is a paralell universe version of me, had you on his force did you get any good info we can use againts the cops?"
- Eugene Blackgaard
- Amadeo killed me!
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- Eugene Blackgaard
- Amadeo killed me!
- Posts: 5337
- Joined: April 2005
- Location: The Place to Be.
- Contact:
"You fail to grasp the concept! You see, that EB who you knew for the last 4 months was not I, but my counterpart in a paralel dimension! That fool, John Whittaker, put me there to spoil the Blackgaard Clan's fun, and to use my good name as a puppet to elect my counterpart as Chief of Police in disguise! Terrible, isn't it?"
- Jennifer Doyle
- An original
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- Eugene Blackgaard
- Amadeo killed me!
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"OOHHH we are veerrry eeevi--"
*Catspaw jams EB hard in the ribs*
"COUGH! *sputter* Errr we'relawabidingcitizensjustlikeyou."
*Catspaw jams EB hard in the ribs*
"COUGH! *sputter* Errr we'relawabidingcitizensjustlikeyou."
- Elf of Rivendell
- random passerby elf
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Elf is walking around, minding her business as usual- when a small crowd attracts her attention. She turns the corner, and...
...o_0
Not again...
Feeling somewhat reassured by the weight of the lightsaber at her waist, she stands in the shadows and watches EB pull that Jekyll and Hyde thing yet again.
...o_0
Not again...
Feeling somewhat reassured by the weight of the lightsaber at her waist, she stands in the shadows and watches EB pull that Jekyll and Hyde thing yet again.
sorrowing you must go, and yet you are not without hope
sarai: rice cookerrrr
uz: 'ice coakrrrrr!!
uz: that's like the next gen shad lexoooooorrrrr
sarai: rice cookerrrr
uz: 'ice coakrrrrr!!
uz: that's like the next gen shad lexoooooorrrrr
*Is shocked and awed*
*Considers the new devlopments... Approaches his nemesis*
Ho! Fair Blackgaard, it seems that fate has placed a testy turn on our highways of life. A very U-shaped turn. Indeed!
I have been watching you, that is, your counterpart for the last several seconds. He was my target according to some famous guy. But since you are certainly not him and vice versa... perhaps something greater could be arranged. What say you friend bearing the fiendesh face of my enemy?
*Considers the new devlopments... Approaches his nemesis*
Ho! Fair Blackgaard, it seems that fate has placed a testy turn on our highways of life. A very U-shaped turn. Indeed!
I have been watching you, that is, your counterpart for the last several seconds. He was my target according to some famous guy. But since you are certainly not him and vice versa... perhaps something greater could be arranged. What say you friend bearing the fiendesh face of my enemy?
Not dead yet.
- Eugene Blackgaard
- Amadeo killed me!
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"You seem like the dastardly sort! Dare you wish to join our band of villiansd and thie-"
*Catspaw backhands EB.*
"*sputter* Err... Our band of white collar workers and boyscouts?"
*Catspaw backhands EB.*
"*sputter* Err... Our band of white collar workers and boyscouts?"
- Dr. Watson
- Be positive!
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Watson eyes EB with a concerned gleam in his eye. What was with all this stuttering? Obviously the clan's gallant leader acumen was a little rusty since emerging from the parallel dimension vortex thingie.
Watson steps closer to EB and whispers in his ear. "To the mansion, my dear fellow--I know just the medicine to bring you back to full health."
Watson steps closer to EB and whispers in his ear. "To the mansion, my dear fellow--I know just the medicine to bring you back to full health."
- Shad Lexer
- Ignorance of the law is no excuse
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*Simbelmyne enters slowly, not sure how the other would react if they saw her.......a Non-Blackgaard*
*she comes out into the open*
Hello! Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Lady Simbelmynë, I have come all across the world to see the famed Blackgaards and their mansion. I have no wish to intrude or offended you, all I would like to do is meet you and help you with whatever I can.
*smiling, she looks at everyone in the room. Waiting for somebody to say something.*
*she comes out into the open*
Hello! Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Lady Simbelmynë, I have come all across the world to see the famed Blackgaards and their mansion. I have no wish to intrude or offended you, all I would like to do is meet you and help you with whatever I can.
*smiling, she looks at everyone in the room. Waiting for somebody to say something.*
- Jennifer Doyle
- An original
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- Dr. Watson
- Be positive!
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David O wrote:*Stares queerly at Eugene Blackgaard...*
Will there be cookies and/or greater items of happiness involved in this syndicate of samaritans and scholars?
Dr. Watson stares back at David O and slowly nods his head. "There will be cookies, and..." he lowers his voice sinisterly..."lemonade."