Dumbest book you've EVER read?
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I don't know about dub, but the most boring book I've ever read would have to be the Graet gatsby, or the Lord of the flies,
I can't think of a dumb book, but a book that I cannot stand and will never, ever read again is Wuthering Heights. It was not dumb, I just could not understand it.
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What! The Great Gatsby is one of the best short books ever.Jason Whits son wrote:I don't know about dub, but the most boring book I've ever read would have to be the Graet gatsby, or the Lord of the flies,
It makes me happy.
Dumbest book? Probably one of those Animorphs series ones.
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Oba-rai wrote:What! The Great Gatsby is one of the best short books ever.Jason Whits son wrote:I don't know about dub, but the most boring book I've ever read would have to be the Graet gatsby, or the Lord of the flies,
It makes me happy.
Dumbest book? Probably one of those Animorphs series ones.
It was just one of those that i just couldn't really get into to
hmmm...the only one I can think of is A Man Called Blessed. I didn't particularly like it when I read it because I thought the first one, Blessed Child, was much better and shouldn't have had a sequel.
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maybe I'd like A Man Called Blessed if I read it again....hmmm....
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Probably the AIO Caves of Qumran book version of the video. I got it from a friend at church. I kinda enjoyed it though.
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I didn't realize there was a book version of it...I have seen the animated of itEMBEE wrote:Probably the AIO Caves of Qumran book version of the video. I got it from a friend at church. I kinda enjoyed it though.
I actually liked it better than "Blessed Child," so in my opinion, you should give it another chance!Shennifer wrote:maybe I'd like A Man Called Blessed if I read it again....hmmm....
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I thought that book was hilarious! I haven't looked at it in a few years, but I remember finding it amusing. It may not have been literary brilliance, but it was funny. I found the book on my shelf to illustrate my point. Early on, Stanley is in the cave, and accidentally ends up in muddy water. "He shook himself off and momentarily mourned the destruction of a perfectly good thirty-dollar polyester suit" (page 5).EMBEE wrote:Probably the AIO Caves of Qumran book version of the video. I got it from a friend at church. I kinda enjoyed it though.
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There's not too much to understand, other than the fact that the book is intended to be a tragic lesson in what not to do with one's life. That aside it is one of my favorite books (and movies).Laurie wrote:I can't think of a dumb book, but a book that I cannot stand and will never, ever read again is Wuthering Heights. It was not dumb, I just could not understand it.
Anyways, dumbest book? Probably one I read about 8 years ago called Empire of the Ants. Essentially, it's a really messed up Watership Down only with ... ants. The description pretty much says it all:
Anyways, it was so weird that every so often I'm compelled to dwell upon it. In an unpleasant sort of way."Don't go into the cellar" is the warning given the Wells family as they move into the dingy Paris flat inherited from Jonathan's Uncle Edmund. But when the family dog disappears down the basement steps, the Wellses follow, one by one, into the mysterious darkness below. Uncle Edmund was an eccentric author and scientist whose particular passion was ants. Thus, it must follow that the mystery of the Wells's basement lies in the parallel universe of an exotic ant kingdom. Struggling to rebuild what was once a vast empire in the face of the terrors of contemporary human society, the ants are compelled to deal with cars, tools, and other technopredators.
That's a good idea; I shall read it again as soon as I finish White! I LOVE the Circle Trilogy so much!Catspaw wrote:I actually liked it better than "Blessed Child," so in my opinion, you should give it another chance!Shennifer wrote:maybe I'd like A Man Called Blessed if I read it again....hmmm....We're all different, so maybe you still wouldn't love it, but I hope that you do enjoy it if you do read it again!
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Totally, I loved the Circle Trilogy. Red was my favorite.Shennifer wrote:That's a good idea; I shall read it again as soon as I finish White! I LOVE the Circle Trilogy so much!Catspaw wrote:I actually liked it better than "Blessed Child," so in my opinion, you should give it another chance!Shennifer wrote:maybe I'd like A Man Called Blessed if I read it again....hmmm....We're all different, so maybe you still wouldn't love it, but I hope that you do enjoy it if you do read it again!
My least favorite book would have to beThe Giver
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..Yeah, I hate that book. The funny thing is, I like a lot of the books you guys are mentioning.
(I actually really liked The Giver..)
Edit: oh, haha, I already posted that.
Another book would be The Red Badge of Courage. >_>
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..Yeah, I hate that book. The funny thing is, I like a lot of the books you guys are mentioning.
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Edit: oh, haha, I already posted that.
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Yeah, the Red Badge of Courage is SCARY! With that almost dead man whose eyes are so creepy and the rest of the gory stuff. I really don't like that book. I wouldn't call it dumb, but it's just not my thing.
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btw, Catspaw, I read A Man Called Blessed and liked it more than the first time! But I still think Blessed Child is better.
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I'm glad to hear that, Shennifer!Shennifer wrote:btw, Catspaw, I read A Man Called Blessed and liked it more than the first time! But I still think Blessed Child is better.
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Well, dumb.. Emma. lol... everyone in AP Lit. went "WHY?????" Hahaha... we were not impressed. No one finished it. Wasn't necessarily dumb, just lame.. why??
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Aw, but Emma is a classic!! I will admit, the book was slow reading. Have you watched the movie?
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