Mr. Whittaker is depressed, on the loose!

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Mr. Whittaker is depressed, on the loose!

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North West Surrey Police is appealing for help in tracing a 55-year-old man from New Haw. John Whittaker was last seen in Ashford, Middlesex on 1 December 2005 when he visited some relatives.

John is described as white, 5ft 8” tall and of large build. He is blind in his left eye which appears cloudy. When he was last seen, John was wearing a dark-coloured jacket, trousers and a woolly hat.

DS Franca Gasparini from North West Surrey’s Missing Person’s Unit said: “We are increasingly concerned for the welfare of Mr Whittaker who has been suffering from depression recently. I would appeal to any members of the public who may be able to provide any information which will help us locate his whereabouts, to contact us immediately.”

Anyone with information is asked to call Surrey Police on 0845 125 2222.
I wonder what this will do to his plans for Whit's End. Will there be any more Odyssey? :shock:
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I would never of guessed that Whit was a criminal :noway:. Well, I guess someone else will have to take his place.
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How does that make him a criminal ? ?
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All people who are depressed are criminals in England.

Humor was used in the typing of this post.
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Josef1004 wrote:How does that make him a criminal ? ?
LOL! I didn't notice it made no mention of him doing anything wrong, just that he's in a state of depression. \:D/

I mimic what K1 said, in this thread's defense. :noway:
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lol that is wierd
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Very strange. It would be really creepy if his middle name was Avery.
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BAHAHAHA. That made me laugh.

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Don't let Top see. :(
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he even looks like him. O.o
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Jelly wrote:he even looks like him. O.o
*wonders if Jelly is blind in his left eye as well, or if the picture AE posted somehow got crossed with a picture of AIO's Whit*
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This thread is misnamed. :-s
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Chandlah wrote:This thread is misnamed. :-s
Fixed. ;)
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Much better. :P

Poor Whit, no Tom to turn to when he needs a good kick in the pants. :(
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Chandlah wrote:Poor Whit, no Tom to turn to when he needs a good kick in the pants. :(
And no Bart or Bernard to give him a laugh. :(
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Let's send Whit some cookies to make him happy! \:D/

Or maybe send him on an Imagination Station adventure about cheerfulness?
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Wait, Dave Madden is off the show too? :(
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Pseudonym wrote:Wait, Dave Madden is off the show too? :(
No, not necessarily. Bernard just isn't in Album 51. :boohoo:
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:o Woah, I thought I saw Mr. Whittaker sleeping in the alley, but I thought I was just imagining things. :-k
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