Corrupt-a-wish!

Linne · Post by **Linne** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:30 am

Your wish is granted, but you get turned to the Dark Side.

I wish I could stay on the computer all day.

Bmuntz · Post by **Bmuntz** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:36 am

YES! I am the dark side now I can rule the galaxy

Your wish is granted but your on the computer typing a essay.

I wish I owned all the M*A*S*H on DVD.

Post by **Catspaw** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:47 am

You own all the DVDs, but it took all of your money, and now your mother won't even let you watch them because you didn't do your homework and are now failing several classes.

I wish that I was engaged!

The Top Crusader · Post by **The Top Crusader** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:54 am

You're engaged!

But the night before your wedding your fiance admits he is really a woman.

I wish Jared was President of the United States.

Post by **Catspaw** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:09 pm

Jared is the president, but he has you arrested and shot unless you marry me. (You aren't a woman, are you, Top?)

I wish that I could meet Frank Hardy!

The Top Crusader · Post by **The Top Crusader** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:19 pm

How is that corrupting my wish!?

You meet Frank Hardy, but he and Joe powerbomb you through a flaming table.

I wish the Soviet Union was still intact! $\:D/$

Post by **Catspaw** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:24 pm

The Top Crusader wrote:How is that corrupting my wish!?

Well, I had heard that you and Jessicado are an item now

so I thought that maybe you didn't like me any more, but I'm so glad to hear that it isn't true!

The Top Crusader wrote:I wish the Soviet Union was still intact!

Your wish is granted, but Jared, as president of the USA, takes a course of action that results in the Soviet Union only being intact for about 2 hours.

I wish that Frank Hardy wasn't a wrestler, and that he didn't powerbomb me through a flaming table!

JesusFreak777 · Post by **JesusFreak777** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:03 pm

your wish is granted, but Joe still is and he stll powerbombs you through a table.

I wish that Top and Jessicado would get married. (no offense Catspaw, but you said theyweer an item now.

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The Top Crusader · Post by **The Top Crusader** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:18 pm

You ruined the game! That is wholly incorruptable!

JesusFreak777 · Post by **JesusFreak777** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:26 pm

Is not, I corrupted your other one didn't I?

The Top Crusader · Post by **The Top Crusader** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:30 pm

Fine!

Top and Jessicado get married, however, they are such an awesome couple that from then on no other couples are truly happy because they can't live up to that awesome example of marriage set before them.

I wish Jared and Continental Admiral would invite me to their wedding.

Kat · Post by **Kat** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:52 pm

granted. but they arrest you for taking pictures!

I wish that the world was made out of edible cheese. (but nobody eats it!)

Evil Chick · Post by **Evil Chick** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:38 am

Your wish is granted, but it gets all moldy very quickly.

I wish that I were a llama.

Agentpaw · Post by **Agentpaw** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:10 am

Your wish is granted! But you hate grass.

I wish that whenever I posted COOL!!!!!! I would get $10000000000 ToO dollars.

Evil Chick · Post by **Evil Chick** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:15 am

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, your caps key breaks, and all you can type is cool111111

I wish that I were an AIO actor.

The Top Crusader · Post by **The Top Crusader** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:26 am

You're an AIO actor... but then they decide to switch to an all mime radio show.

I wish I had a completely non-corruptable item that caused me much enjoyment and could in no way do or cause anything detrimental, and nothing bad could ever come from it, or be inflicted to it.

HarlowRoxMySox · Post by **HarlowRoxMySox** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:50 pm

Granted! but then the rapture happens and you lose it forever.

I wish I had a boatload of flaminghot cheetos (I eat stale ones, yum.)

pianokitty · Post by **pianokitty** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:15 pm

why of course..but the boat springs a leak and sinks to the bottom of the ocean with all the flaming hot cheetos.

i wish i lived in town..

Dr. Watson · Post by **Dr. Watson** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:28 pm

Your wish is granted, but you are hit by a maniac taxi driver.

I wish I was an admin.

Kat · Post by **Kat** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:31 pm

Granted, but you were mobbed by angry towsfolk!

I wish that i wasn't picked on at school! but not popular