Favorite AIO Quotes

dancer02248 · Post by **dancer02248** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:30 am

welll...i'm listening to the coolest dogs right now so, here are some from there...

Wooton: oh, wait, wait a second, i'm not taping
oh yes, i am
no, no i'm not
marvin-the red light's on
wooton-oh, ok then i'm filming

marvin-this is a song i call "the man i used to be"
wooton-oh, yeah, i remember him

was this topic already started?

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:45 am

Eugene:Like isn't a word I'd like to use.

Laurie · Post by **Laurie** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:21 am

My favorite quote is from Life Trials of the Rich and Famous. "That boy is living proof that computers destroy brain cells." Liz said this about Nathaniel.

Me · Post by Me » Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:02 pm

To borrow the colloquiliasm.

Laurie · Post by **Laurie** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:03 pm

I happen to think that it is true. I have said it about my brother and even me often enough.

Post by **Catspaw** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:38 pm

"I'd rather have my fingernails pulled out by a pair of rusty pliers" - Bernard on the thought of being related to Eugene.

"Prepositions are not words that I end sentances with." - Eugene, after self-enforced sleep deprivation.

Evil Chick · Post by **Evil Chick** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:42 pm

Wooton’s Answering Machine Message on “Nothing But the Half Truth”Oh boy, let me try this again. Ok, Answering machine message, take 31: “Hello, you’ve reached Wooton Bassett’s answering machine! I’m home right now making an answering machine message, but I won’t be here when you call. So, if you’ll kindly leave your number, I’ll call you back tonight, or maybe not tonight, cuz I have to take my Christmas tree down off my roof, yes, I know it’s only May, but some of my neighbors are complaining, you know...” *beep* *beep* Oh man, too long again? This is really hard! *ring* *ring* Oh, Hello, you’ve reached Wooton Bassett’s ear. If you’ll kindly say something, then I’ll say something back! *snort* beep

Some days you get your soul puréed, and handed to you in a melancholy milk-shake. - Mack McCorby

dancer02248 · Post by **dancer02248** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:58 pm

Evil Chick wrote:Wooton’s Answering Machine Message on “Nothing But the Half Truth”Oh boy, let me try this again. Ok, Answering machine message, take 31: “Hello, you’ve reached Wooton Bassett’s answering machine! I’m home right now making an answering machine message, but I won’t be here when you call. So, if you’ll kindly leave your number, I’ll call you back tonight, or maybe not tonight, cuz I have to take my Christmas tree down off my roof, yes, I know it’s only May, but some of my neighbors are complaining, you know...” *beep* *beep* Oh man, too long again? This is really hard! *ring* *ring* Oh, Hello, you’ve reached Wooton Bassett’s ear. If you’ll kindly say something, then I’ll say something back! *snort* beep

that has to be one of the greates quotes ever

Jeffro · Post by **Jeffro** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:37 pm

The one from "Mandy's Debut". (I had to check this one out. I love the phrase, it is just too hard for me to remember.)

Connie: Didn't you tell whit you would do the windows today?
Bernard: No, I told him I'd do them tommarow.
Connie: Well, yeah, but you said it yesterday.
Bernard: Then I'll say it again today; I'll do them tommarow
Connie: But then when tommarow is today, todays yesterday will be yesterdays today and the windows still wont be done.
Bernard: Sure they will. Tommarow. Of cource by then, tommarow will be today, so I may never see you again.

dancer02248 · Post by **dancer02248** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:51 pm

yupp ^that's another great one...i just can't think of them all there's too many, i just was listening to one, and found two or more extrememly memorable quotes

Bennett · Post by **Bennett** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:44 pm

"Women...Can't live with them...Can't get my laundry done without them..."

-Nick Mulligan, Secrets

BC

Aslan · Post by **Aslan** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:31 pm

i don't know what my fav aio quotes

katrinameltzner · Post by **katrinameltzner** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:25 am

Bernard: "Well, stuff me with feathers, and call me a pillow!"

Harlow Doyle: "We'll never get anywhere if you keep repeating yourself, repeating yourself!"

Please don't double post. Thanks JF

Immortal Coil · Post by **Immortal Coil** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:11 pm

"The best is yet to come" -Whit
"You have more loopholes than a spagetti strainer" -Connie

Conniepaw · Post by **Conniepaw** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:28 pm

Connie: this is a key...say it k-e-y
Eugene: Miss kendall u jest!
Connie: I am the teacher u r the student...say it
Eugene: (exasperated) key
- A License to Drive

Eugene: Mr Riley! wat r u doing here?
Tom: naynaynaynay
-Best Intentions

Eugene: u really should read more history miss kendal
Connie: how would u like to be history eugene?
-The living navity

Rusty: lap top right?
Jellyfish: duhhh wat was ur first clue??? that it was sitting on my lap?
- somewhere in the blackgaard series

Whit: the best is yet to come!
- Gone....
This one always sends chills up my spine!

Immortal Coil · Post by **Immortal Coil** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:36 pm

Actually I guess the "Best is yet to come" line should really be attributed to A Prayer for George Barclay.

Post by **Catspaw** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 12:13 am

Immortal Coil wrote:Actually I guess the "Best is yet to come" line should really be attributed to A Prayer for George Barclay.

But the meaning that most fans attach to it is from "Gone...", so I think that's still fair. It wouldn't be such a classic, much loved line if it was only in "A Prayer for George Barclay." However, you are technically correct, Immortal!

poWerbOy · Post by **poWerbOy** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:57 am

dancer02248 wrote:
Evil Chick wrote:Wooton’s Answering Machine Message on “Nothing But the Half Truth”Oh boy, let me try this again. Ok, Answering machine message, take 31: “Hello, you’ve reached Wooton Bassett’s answering machine! I’m home right now making an answering machine message, but I won’t be here when you call. So, if you’ll kindly leave your number, I’ll call you back tonight, or maybe not tonight, cuz I have to take my Christmas tree down off my roof, yes, I know it’s only May, but some of my neighbors are complaining, you know...” *beep* *beep* Oh man, too long again? This is really hard! *ring* *ring* Oh, Hello, you’ve reached Wooton Bassett’s ear. If you’ll kindly say something, then I’ll say something back! *snort* beep
that has to be one of the greates quotes ever

i love that! what episode is it from?

AIOfan11 · Post by **AIOfan11** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:22 am

"I got to remember to think, PPOOSSIITTIIVVEELLY! Ha, ha, ha!!"

I have a ton more, I just can't think of them!

Evil Chick · Post by **Evil Chick** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:09 am

poWerbOy wrote:
dancer02248 wrote:
Evil Chick wrote:Wooton’s Answering Machine Message on “Nothing But the Half Truth”Oh boy, let me try this again. Ok, Answering machine message, take 31: “Hello, you’ve reached Wooton Bassett’s answering machine! I’m home right now making an answering machine message, but I won’t be here when you call. So, if you’ll kindly leave your number, I’ll call you back tonight, or maybe not tonight, cuz I have to take my Christmas tree down off my roof, yes, I know it’s only May, but some of my neighbors are complaining, you know...” *beep* *beep* Oh man, too long again? This is really hard! *ring* *ring* Oh, Hello, you’ve reached Wooton Bassett’s ear. If you’ll kindly say something, then I’ll say something back! *snort* beep
that has to be one of the greates quotes ever
i love that! what episode is it from?

It says that it's Wooton’s Answering Machine Message on “Nothing But the Half Truth”.

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