"Welcome to our humble commode!" This is where Bart keeps a collection of truly zany posts. They aren't worth sellin', but Bart doesn't have the heart to throw them away. Take a look around and add your own zany thoughts - Just don't touch his pork rinds!!
10/10. Everyone needs instant access to all of his pencils and pens.
Keyboard?
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin! StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
4/10. I can never find our masking tape when I need it. Now I cannot even remember why I ever needed it-- but I do know it is not present when I need it.
Scotch tape?
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin! StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
8/10. They are nice, but I can rarely find a use for them.
Mousepad?
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin! StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin! StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
7/10 I read this email about cocroach eggs found on envolopes that get into your tongue when you lick the sticky seal, and so... yeah. That pretty much grossed me out. **shudders**
Paper Shredders?
"Love like rain fall down, love like arms surround. Hold the universe in place, hold my heart in your embrace." -Daniel Doss Band, Love Like Rain
In memory of B. Blackwell. You are loved and missed.
10/10. Shredders are very important because they destroy information that is supposed to be secret. Account numbers, SSNs, et cetera.
Coffee machine?
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin! StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin! StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
10/10. They are useful for keeping the harsh light out of my eyes.
Smooth pad for the chair to roll on.
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin! StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
7/10. I can never find them when I need them, and I can never find a use for them. But they always turn up whenever I don't need them. Hm...
Paper weight?
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin! StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin! StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace