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Do you have more than one middle name?
How many pairs of shoes do you own, may I inquire?
Do you like wearing hats? Which hat is your favorite?
How many pairs of shoes do you own, may I inquire?
Do you like wearing hats? Which hat is your favorite?
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
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- SivartM
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Not that I know of.Do you have more than one middle name?
At least four. I don't remember.How many pairs of shoes do you own, may I inquire?
I don't care much for hats.Do you like wearing hats? Which hat is your favorite?
- BrokenButBeautiful
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I dunno... you tell me.Is SivvyM actually on, or is it just a figment of my wishful imagination?
Not especially large, as in hundreds of people. On Thanksgiving we're going to my aunt's and uncle's house to see them and my Grandma and cousins and stuff. And eat pie.Do you have a large extended family? What are your plans for Thanksgiving?
Doesn't everyone?Do you pronounce "pen" and "pin" the same way?
Hm... well, if the bottle was about six feet tall and three feet wide, I could fit in it. That's one answer. Although, if the bottle was as big as the world, thenHow many people can you fit in a water bottle?
Note: Both bottle and people can be any size you wish. Just decide on a number.
Extra note: There are good answers, and there are boring answers. Pick wisely. I may decide not to tell you which you chose.
6,739,453,473 people could fit in it. But is there enough plastic to make that bottle, I wonder? I suppose if you could make plastic from molten rocks you could. Or perhaps it could be a stone bottle. So, I suppose that if there were a bottle as big as the whole world, you could fit
6,739,453,473 people in it.
Answer:
6,739,453,473
If you mean everyone as in everyone with a Southern accent, yes. For your information, "pen" is pronounced "pen," not "piyun" or whatever Southerners say.SivartM wrote:Doesn't everyone?Do you pronounce "pen" and "pin" the same way?
What is the best question ever?
So you lost your trust,
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.
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I do not have a Southern accent. I pronounce both words as "pen".Pseudonym wrote:If you mean everyone as in everyone with a Southern accent, yes. For your information, "pen" is pronounced "pen," not "piyun" or whatever Southerners say.SivartM wrote:Doesn't everyone?Do you pronounce "pen" and "pin" the same way?
What is the best question ever?
I kind of like the "pen" question, but I haven't been asked every possible question, so I really can't answer that.
Are you as foolish as me to do school on a federal holiday?
Do you know how to find an inflection point of a function without looking at a Cartesian coordinate system (hint: derivatives)?
Do you know how to find an inflection point of a function without looking at a Cartesian coordinate system (hint: derivatives)?
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
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Not ususally. Mostly because I'm too busy. But I do occasionally have to do yard work on federal holidays, which is a continuous source of annoyance for me.Are you as foolish as me to do school on a federal holiday?
No, I haven't studied that in History class yet.Do you know how to find an inflection point of a function without looking at a Cartesian coordinate system (hint: derivatives)?
That was calculus.
How many siblings do you have? How many pets do you own?
Do you like playing paintball?
How many siblings do you have? How many pets do you own?
Do you like playing paintball?
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
Really? What kind of accent do you have? I know of no dialects which pronounce both words as "pen."SivartM wrote:I do not have a Southern accent. I pronounce both words as "pen"Pseudonym wrote:If you mean everyone as in everyone with a Southern accent, yes. For your information, "pen" is pronounced "pen," not "piyun" or whatever Southerners say.SivartM wrote:Doesn't everyone?Do you pronounce "pen" and "pin" the same way?
What is the best question ever?
How do you pronounce "tin"?
So you lost your trust,
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.
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That's not a question!!!!!!!That was calculus.
I have one sister, three dogs, a cat, and some fish.How many siblings do you have? How many pets do you own?
I've never personally played it, but judging from people complaining about their aches and pain and how they almost got some sort of dreadful injury, I don't really want to.Do you like playing paintball?
I have an American accent. It's somewhat similar to the way things are spoken in the ideal world of my English books, but I pronounce "pen" and "pin" the same.Really? What kind of accent do you have? I know of no dialects which pronounce both words as "pen."
The same as "ten". "Ten", "tin".How do you pronounce "tin"?
Ha, it's all lies. I played it, and it's really fun and barely hurts at all, really.SivartM wrote:I've never personally played it, but judging from people complaining about their aches and pain and how they almost got some sort of dreadful injury, I don't really want to.Do you like playing paintball?
Pseudonym wrote:Really? What kind of accent do you have? I know of no dialects which pronounce both words as "pen."
Are you quite sure that you pronounce them both as "pen"?SivartM wrote:I have an American accent. It's somewhat similar to the way things are spoken in the ideal world of my English books, but I pronounce "pen" and "pin" the same.
Here, read this.
Do you live and/or were you raised in one of the purple highlighted areas on the map?
This is fascinating.
So you lost your trust,
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.
What is your favorite genre of fiction?
Would you rather wash the dishes or take out the trash?
Would you rather wash the dishes or take out the trash?
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin!
StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
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Oh, right, you probably own a paintball factory or something.Ha, it's all lies. I played it, and it's really fun and barely hurts at all, really.
Yes, I do.Are you quite sure that you pronounce them both as "pen"?
Here, read this.
Do you live and/or were you raised in one of the purple highlighted areas on the map?
I... can't decide!What is your favorite genre of fiction?
Wash dishes.Would you rather wash the dishes or take out the trash?
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Do you believe in my friend Melissa the Mermaid?
If the conciousness of cheese were to suddenly reduce to a subconcious state, how would this effect the alignment of the universe, which is relevent to the conciousness of cheese?
Using theoretical scieince (Randomology), could you determine how you could convert the East half of Canada into a giant jar of low salt crunchy peanut butter?
Have you ever had show tunes stuck in your head?
What was the last book you read?
Why is cheesecake called cheesecake if it doesn't taste like cheese?
What is your opinion on... [insert duh-duh-duh music] impalement?
Sorry, had to do that. Forgive me for making your delicate little hamster stomach all queasy?
If the conciousness of cheese were to suddenly reduce to a subconcious state, how would this effect the alignment of the universe, which is relevent to the conciousness of cheese?
Using theoretical scieince (Randomology), could you determine how you could convert the East half of Canada into a giant jar of low salt crunchy peanut butter?
Have you ever had show tunes stuck in your head?
What was the last book you read?
Why is cheesecake called cheesecake if it doesn't taste like cheese?
What is your opinion on... [insert duh-duh-duh music] impalement?
Sorry, had to do that. Forgive me for making your delicate little hamster stomach all queasy?
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Of course!Do you believe in my friend Melissa the Mermaid?
If such a thing happened, the alignment of the universe would reverse and we would all be able to fly.If the conciousness of cheese were to suddenly reduce to a subconcious state, how would this effect the alignment of the universe, which is relevent to the conciousness of cheese?
Just sprinkle some RaNdOMo on it!Using theoretical scieince (Randomology), could you determine how you could convert the East half of Canada into a giant jar of low salt crunchy peanut butter?
Like, TV show tunes? Yup!Have you ever had show tunes stuck in your head?
White by Ted DekkerWhat was the last book you read?
Someone with a sick sense of humor named it.Why is cheesecake called cheesecake if it doesn't taste like cheese?
Don't do it.What is your opinion on... [insert duh-duh-duh music] impalement?
I'll have my lawyer get back to you on that...Sorry, had to do that. Forgive me for making your delicate little hamster stomach all queasy?
Yes!Do you like to play chess?
It might end sometime this month, I suppose.When does your semester end?