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SivartM wrote:Are you some kind of crazy anti-Random?
Where have you been, SivartM? Solo kid is a major Anti-Random!
*throws a self-detonating 32.15 GB jumpdrive at Solo kid*
K1: Here's a present, Solo kid!
Solo: What's this? Some USB thingy! I wonder if JED knows how to use it. Thanks, I guess. *walks away to find a computer with a free USB port*
...
...
*BOOM*
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin! StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
K1: I apologize, JED. I thought I had set the timer for a shorter length.
JED: Well, don't ever do that again, OK?
Siv: Watch out!!! The Anti-Rand-- *gets thrown around like a rag doll by an explosion*
*the shockwave hits JED and K1 as well*
*BBBB-----OOOO-----oooooo-----mmmm----......*
K1, JED, and Siv: Woaah! (Attempting to emulate Rodney in "Aloha, Oy!")
Solo kid: Gotcha, K1! And you too, JED!
JED: I'm going to get my sister, if it's the first thing I do!
Amy: Woah! What happened to you guys? Did Pseudonym do that to you?
K1: Solo kid threw a 2.000005 (perhaps it was 2.0000052) megaton exploding pumpkin with orange light-up smily stickers at us. It exploded precisely on schedule, ergo our disheveled appearance.
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin! StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
Fallacy of false continuum. // bookworm Any cupcake can be made holy through being baptized in the name of the Butter, the Vanilla and the Powdered Sugar. // Kait
Amy: But now he is literal, which sounds a lot like Liberal, which is bad! I guess we have to give up on the charity thing now, what with the war and Siv's current dilemma.
Popular Kids: YAY!!!! *run away to give nerds wedgies*
Drama Kids: Aw... *walk away sadly to rehearse for their dinner theater performance*
Lawyers: As your lawyers we must strongly reccomend that you continue with your philanthropic activities and simply discharge from service the disrupting party known as 'SivartM'.
BBB: That's it! *reactivates the new security system*
*The lawyers find themselves zapped, surrounded by penguins, and inside a cage*
K1: I suggest we retreat before the anthrax sprayer is activated!
Amy: I concur! *the Randoms run off to find Siv*
Lawyers: We strongly disapprove of this biohazardous and unconstitutional security system!
Amy and Jelly: *run back* Unconstitutional?! We're Canadian! *run off*
Lawyer: *to the other lawyers* I recommend that we use our cell phones to call our secretaries to bail us out in this dire situa---*anthrax spray douses them*
Lawyers: OBJECTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! *are dropped down a chute leading to the nearest CDC*
JED: *comes in room reading statistics* AHA I found it! The only way I can defeat Solo Kid with the lightside of the force is by utilizing the ancient skill of battle meditiation?
Everyone: HUH?
JED: It's when you use the force to meditate and you dampen the spirits of the bad guys and raise the spirits of the good guys!
BBB: What did I tell you about using the force? It's for lazy people!
JED: But I-
BBB: Furthermore why do you stoop down to Solo's level?
JED: If I-
BBB: And why has SOlo kid thrown ANOTHER pumpkin bomb in here?
BOMB: BOOF
Everyone: *thrown about like a rag doll except for Siv who is in the machine.*
*thirty minutes later Siv is still in the machine and it is still switched to reverse*
BBB: Great, now Siv is messed up and Am---er--- the Shunned One is being shunned!
Candy: Yeah, now we can't talk, eat, give things to, speak of, help, or stay in the same room with Am---the Shunned One! I meant to say the Shunned One!
OTR: Why again?
Siv: Telrwne#rwor45eneonw$#@l!
JED: I think Siv is trying to say that Amy must be shunned because she said that Siv was too random.
OTR: Oh. Well actually, Amy may be---
*everyone glares at OTR*
OTR: Uh... ill! Amy may be ill!
BBB: *shrugs* Unless the Shunned One figures out her sin and goes though the atonement process, there's nothing we can do, except for tear the Shunned One's images and get rid of their stuff. Now let's focus on Siv.
Siv: Adfawernaweria#$%wle123@#$rinwe!
K1: Maybe we should put him back in that machine...
OTR: We are part of a fad. Have you ever heard of "Fiddler on the Roof?"
Siv: There's a fiddler on the roof? Can I shoot him with waffle assassins and four-inch penthrowers? I do not like intruders on the roof.
OTR: No! It's a movie!
K1: I concur. The movie Fiddler on the Roof was filmed in 1971. It starred Topol as Tevye, a Jewish milkman living in Anatevka, Russia around the turn of the 20th century. The main plot...
OTR: Sure, Fyedka. Who cares about all that?
Amy: *busts in on the conversation* It's party time! Jellyfish11 is about to wed BBB! Where are the purple meatless meat chickenburgers with Tabasco sauce?
J11: Ew! I don't want any of that stuff at my wedding reception.
BBB: But, Jellydearest, what true Random can endure them without Tabasco sauce?
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin! StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
K1 (inside force field): I never knew BBB wanted to be the Queen of Randoms. I didn't even know Siv (???) wanted to be either.
OTR: I don't think they can hear you, K1. I think the force field blocks out sound.
Amy: *muted due to force field*
Siv: *muted due to force field*
JED: *muted due to force field, but because of the way he's motioning, I think he's talking about the large band of flying monkeys that is returning from the roof...*
Amy: *muted due to force field*
K1: Oh, boy...
OTR: This is boring in here... would you like to play a game?
Amy: *muted due to force field*
ToO siblings: Donna Blackbeard, Perron, Evil Chick, American Eagle, Stubborn, Shadowfax, and thelordismyshepherd (aka Anna), but StrongNChrist is my twin! StrongNChrist, deceased 03-25-11, requiescat in pace
Amethystic wrote:Hey, since when am I evil and trying to eliminate BBB and Siv?!
That's called PLOT TWIST and CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.
So you lost your trust,
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.