Army plans to convert brainwaves to radiowaves

David O · Post by **David O** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:52 am

TIME Magazine -
The Army's Totally Serious Mind-Control Project

I personally can't wait to pick up a novabox, I mean "Thought Helmet" of my very own. $\:D/$

King Butter Turtle · Post by **King Butter Turtle** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:37 am

Wow!

American Eagle · Post by **American Eagle** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:11 pm

Oh no. That's really sad. It shouldn't be long before we get body-injected microchips, at our present course. The end, very well, may be near.

King Butter Turtle · Post by **King Butter Turtle** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:14 pm

I wonder if they'll have it ready in time to subcontiously influence who we vote for senator. I better get into the birdhouses or greasly chips market fast. *goes to start a birdhouse company*

Amethystic · Post by **Amethystic** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:24 pm

Mind control?! All right! Where do I pick up my Novabox thought helmet thingie? $\:D/$

Shad Lexer · Post by **Shad Lexer** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:26 pm

That would be helpful.. then we could get all the towel heads to shoot eachother for us! $\:D/$

And give us their oil! $\:D/$

Brilliant! $\:D/$

Amethystic · Post by **Amethystic** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:28 pm

Wait, I think I came across a website that has an anti-mind control helmet thing: http://www.stopabductions.com/ Although designed to prevent extraterrestrial telepathic manipulation, maybe it will stop those evil army scientists!

I came across this website during science class. I was researching ants.

King Butter Turtle · Post by **King Butter Turtle** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:45 pm

Ziff wrote:That would be helpful.. then we could get all the towel heads to shoot eachother for us! $\:D/$

That's a very rude comment.

Amethystic wrote:extraterrestrial telepathic manipulation

Wow, you totally lost me.

Amethystic wrote:I was researching ants.

Now, that's my reading level.

Amethystic · Post by **Amethystic** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:48 pm

King Butter Turtle wrote:
Amethystic wrote:extraterrestrial telepathic manipulation
Wow, you totally lost me.

It means 'aliens using their brains to control yours'. Understand now? *considers buyng KBT a dictionary*

The Artful Dodger · Post by **The Artful Dodger** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:15 am

um....you guys do realize..this is for communication, not mind-control...right?

SivartM · Post by **SivartM** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:24 am

The Artful Dodger wrote:um....you guys do realize..this is for communication, not mind-control...right?

Oh, sure. Like they didn't say that about the Novabox too.

American Eagle · Post by **American Eagle** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:20 pm

SivartM wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:um....you guys do realize..this is for communication, not mind-control...right?
Oh, sure. Like they didn't say that about the Novabox too.

Oh of course, the Mark of the Beast will only be for the good of the people. Yeah, right.

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:28 pm

American Eagle wrote:
SivartM wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:um....you guys do realize..this is for communication, not mind-control...right?
Oh, sure. Like they didn't say that about the Novabox too.
Oh of course, the Mark of the Beast will only be for the good of the people. Yeah, right.

In response to Sivart, haha, ah, the people behind such technology will never have a market among Odyssey fans

In response to AE, while I disagree with this technology in theory, what does this army project have to do with the Mart of the Beast? I'm afraid I'm not seeing the parallel.

edit--

American Eagle wrote:It shouldn't be long before we get body-injected microchips, at our present course.

That technology has been available for several years, actually, it's just not in use among people to a large degree, or even a small degree.

American Eagle · Post by **American Eagle** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:34 pm

Jonathan wrote:
American Eagle wrote:It shouldn't be long before we get body-injected microchips, at our present course.
That technology has been available for several years, actually, it's just not in use among people to a large degree, or even a small degree.

I mean having it required, part of the Mark if the Beast. During the Great Tribulation, when all must have one.

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:37 pm

American Eagle wrote:
Jonathan wrote:
American Eagle wrote:It shouldn't be long before we get body-injected microchips, at our present course.
That technology has been available for several years, actually, it's just not in use among people to a large degree, or even a small degree.
I mean having it required, part of the Mark if the Beast. During the Great Tribulation, when all must have one.

Ah, I see what you meant now.

And my other question about the parallels?

American Eagle · Post by **American Eagle** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:41 pm

Jonathan wrote:And my other question about the parallels?

The appearence that dangerous technology brings, but it acts as if it's for the "good" of people and for "communication." The Novabox was shown as something good for the people, to help them and make them smarter. So will be the Mark. It will make things "easier" and for the good of the world, but the truth is that behind it is wolves in sheep's clothing.

King Butter Turtle · Post by **King Butter Turtle** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:42 pm

Amethystic wrote:
King Butter Turtle wrote:
Amethystic wrote:extraterrestrial telepathic manipulation
Wow, you totally lost me.
It means 'aliens using their brains to control yours'. Understand now? *considers buyng KBT a dictionary*

You see, most babies learn to talk from their families, but in my house I heard Odysseys more then people talking, so I learned english from AIO. That's how I can justify saying I've been a fan for 15 years, my mom put headphones on her tummy, so I heard it in the womb. *sigh* Oh, those good old days, listening to AIo in the womb. I can't believe I actually just posted that. I started with the idea of learning to talk from AIO and then it sort of took off from there.

A new dictionary, eh? hmm

Amethystic · Post by **Amethystic** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:16 pm

King Butter Turtle wrote:
Amethystic wrote:
King Butter Turtle wrote:
Amethystic wrote:extraterrestrial telepathic manipulation
Wow, you totally lost me.
It means 'aliens using their brains to control yours'. Understand now? *considers buyng KBT a dictionary*
You see, most babies learn to talk from their families, but in my house I heard Odysseys more then people talking, so I learned english from AIO. That's how I can justify saying I've been a fan for 15 years, my mom put headphones on her tummy, so I heard it in the womb. *sigh* Oh, those good old days, listening to AIo in the womb. I can't believe I actually just posted that. I started with the idea of learning to talk from AIO and then it sort of took off from there.

A new dictionary, eh? hmm

Hmmm... I learned a good percentage of my volcabulary from AIO, although I also read a lot. I thought I was using fairly basic words.

King Butter Turtle · Post by **King Butter Turtle** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:23 pm

Amethystic wrote:
King Butter Turtle wrote:
Amethystic wrote:
King Butter Turtle wrote:
Amethystic wrote:extraterrestrial telepathic manipulation
Wow, you totally lost me.
It means 'aliens using their brains to control yours'. Understand now? *considers buyng KBT a dictionary*
You see, most babies learn to talk from their families, but in my house I heard Odysseys more then people talking, so I learned english from AIO. That's how I can justify saying I've been a fan for 15 years, my mom put headphones on her tummy, so I heard it in the womb. *sigh* Oh, those good old days, listening to AIo in the womb. I can't believe I actually just posted that. I started with the idea of learning to talk from AIO and then it sort of took off from there.

A new dictionary, eh? hmm
Hmmm... I learned a good percentage of my volcabulary from AIO, although I also read a lot. I thought I was using fairly basic words.

Ya, I don't read.

p.s. For the record; I was totally kidding.

Amethystic · Post by **Amethystic** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:25 pm

Kidding about not understanding my unique choice of words or kidding about your pre-natal AIO listening experience?