The Top Crusader wrote:A friend of mine and I tried on dresses at JC Penny's once and got the old lady at the register by the dressing rooms in trouble!
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That's nothing.
At the mall at one point in my life not too long ago, my sister decided that she wanted to go into Victoria's Secret. Me and a guy, lets call him John, kept walking, and went into more manly stores while we were waiting.
Time passed, and she took forever, so we just went in to wait for her.
I was just standing there with him, leaning up against the wall, and one of the salespersons started giving me the evil eye.
So with since this clerk looked like a friendly person, I decided to have a little fun.
I walked over to some random lingerie, about my size, and just started putting it on right there.
She comes over to me, clearly the moment she was waiting for, to say "What are you doing?
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"Trying on this lingerie...What are you doing?"
"Why are you doing that? Take that off!"
"Well you see, my girlfriend is about the same size as me, you know, muscular, and I wanted to get her something nice. And since I wanted to be a surprise, I thought I would just come down here and get it for her, but I don't know her size :<"
"You can buy it, and then try it on. At home."
"Doesn't that defeat the purpose of making sure it fits beforehand?"
"Just take it off, and buy it"
"Well alrighty then." *Takes lingerie off, and holds the price tag up to the light*
"WHAT?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? $70 FOR
THIS? I'M NOT PAYING THIS MUCH, I'M A JEW!!!"
Then for some reason she persisted in being annoyed, and informed my sister, whom was in the dressing room, that we were being rude to her.
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