7 Phases of a Otherworldly Courtship

What I call the "stupid" way to date

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So what do you think?

I completely love and utterly hate this!
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I am in agreement but completely disagree with this.
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Total votes: 15

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7 Phases of a Otherworldly Courtship

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1. Eye 2 Checkbook

Make sure they have money so you are not poor!

2. Armpit 2 Knee

It looks funny so do it to amuse those around you!

3. Voice 2 Voice Mail

Leave humerous messages on their voicemail!

4. Hand 2 Hand

HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!!

5. Nose 2 Eye

Ram them in the eye with your nose! \:D/

6. Hand 2 Echidna

Pick up an echidna and HURL it at them with great furosity!

7. Skin Particle 2 Face

Blow your dandruff in their face!

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Post by Fei »

:lol:

That's all I can say.

Number five is the epitome of wisdom! \:D/
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Post by EUCC »

I work in a highschool and had to ask a young man to please stop using his ID card to scrape dandruff off his head during Biology class. I hope that carries over to his dating life.
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Post by V-lady »

:rofl:


Oh my...
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EUCC wrote:I work in a highschool and had to ask a young man to please stop using his ID card to scrape dandruff off his head during Biology class. I hope that carries over to his dating life.
He probably doesn't have one. ;)


And Top you are awesome lol
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Post by MajorSplendor »

*laughs* I agree... these are very good, Top. I shall be sure to use them all. *nods*
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Post by jasonjannajerryjohn »

:rofl2:

You know, that made me laugh so hard. :lol:
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Post by Danielle Abigail Maxwell »

Top, your a lifesaver sometimes... that was just too funny.... Payback hurts... a lot...
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If you ask me, I don't think it was very funny. Mockery usually isn't to me :/

I'm not sure why everyone thinks it's totally hilarious to make fun of someone, even if you think they're annoying. Personally, I find it disgusting.




Woah...God totally just convicted me with my own post...that was kinda weird... :anxious:
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As I said in the other thread... its simply because the SOUL reason he is here is to spread his agenda. That's not welcome. And again, if he proves otherwise, no one will have the desire to attack him, and will respectfully debate him.
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The Top Crusader wrote:As I said in the other thread... its simply because the SOUL reason he is here is to spread his agenda. That's not welcome. And again, if he proves otherwise, no one will have the desire to attack him, and will respectfully debate him.
*gasps* It's his soul writing the posts!? :thud:
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The Artful Dodger wrote:If you ask me, I don't think it was very funny. Mockery usually isn't to me :/

I'm not sure why everyone thinks it's totally hilarious to make fun of someone, even if you think they're annoying. Personally, I find it disgusting.
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Continental Admiral wrote:You either love Top or you hate him. That's just the way he is. ;)
...and if you really love him, you get married! \:D/
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Post by Iron and Light »

*jumps up and down*

Oh Top, I'm sure your tips will SKY ROCKET me to the epitome of success in the dating world!!
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Continental Admiral wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:If you ask me, I don't think it was very funny. Mockery usually isn't to me :/

I'm not sure why everyone thinks it's totally hilarious to make fun of someone, even if you think they're annoying. Personally, I find it disgusting.
You either love Top or you hate him. That's just the way he is. ;)
I don't hate him. I just found this particular post, and the fact that all these people were laughing along with him, disgusting. It's unnecessarily demeaning to another person, and I don't see it glorifying God. I don't hate Top. He can be rather amusing at times ;)
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Post by Danielle Abigail Maxwell »

Couldn't we just call this all SPAM???? Sure seems like it on Ponybox.
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Top, you're just so wise and smart and intelligent! How have I ever gotten through my life so far without these incredibly profound words of dating wisdom? You've changed my life! THANK YOU! \:D/
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LoL your funny!
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The Artful Dodger wrote:
Continental Admiral wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:If you ask me, I don't think it was very funny. Mockery usually isn't to me :/

I'm not sure why everyone thinks it's totally hilarious to make fun of someone, even if you think they're annoying. Personally, I find it disgusting.
You either love Top or you hate him. That's just the way he is. ;)
I don't hate him. I just found this particular post, and the fact that all these people were laughing along with him, disgusting. It's unnecessarily demeaning to another person, and I don't see it glorifying God. I don't hate Top. He can be rather amusing at times ;)
I'm with TAD on this one. (Am I the first to call you TAD? I think Tad is an awesome name.) It's unnecessarily insulting.

I totally agree and yet disagree with this topic.
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Trent DeWhite wrote:
Continental Admiral wrote:You either love Top or you hate him. That's just the way he is. ;)
...and if you really love him, you get married! \:D/
As far as I know, no one on the toO is Mormon so sadly he's taken Trent. :D
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