Homeschoolers Are Only Good For Cleaning Toilets

SivartM · Post by **SivartM** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:57 pm

Sarai wrote:Considering I've had scholarships given to me, awards presented, and EVEN OFFERS OF COHABITATION, I think I can safely say that my primary source of income will not be cleaning toilets.

But... it's your destiny!

Iron and Light · Post by **Iron and Light** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:49 pm

SivartM wrote:
Sarai wrote:Considering I've had scholarships given to me, awards presented, and EVEN OFFERS OF COHABITATION, I think I can safely say that my primary source of income will not be cleaning toilets.
But... it's your destiny!

Indeed, it is your inevitable fate

. *forces toilet bowl brush into Sarai's hand*

You might as well accept it

.

Donna Blackbeard · Post by **Donna Blackbeard** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:26 pm

I am homescholoed and i already clean toilots.... so my future is about the same.

*sigh*

*flush!*

AioMan · Post by **AioMan** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:34 pm

I suppose installing video and computer equipment at 14 means I'll have to clean toilets the rest of my life.

Donna Blackbeard · Post by **Donna Blackbeard** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:35 pm

Aioman wrote:I suppose installing video and computer equipment at 14 means I'll have to clean toilets the rest of my life.

yup you have a bathroom future withh me who is writeing novels at 15.

Homeward bound · Post by **Homeward bound** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:05 pm

I wasn't homeschooled, so I don't have to clean toilets! $\:D/$

Oh wait...I do anyway.

(For those of you who don't know, I have a temporary job cleaning dorms until I can find a job...and yes, I mainly do bathrooms

)

Movieman · Post by **Movieman** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:40 pm

I was public schooled, but growing up in Massachusetts I had to deal with plenty of liberals who never actually researched topics they debated me on. You should ask him how many people in his class graduated with a 4.0 GPA as opposed to yours. In my high school, half the class didn't even graduate (in fact, most of the girls dropped out because they became pregnant). The christian school that many of my church friends attend, however, had a graduating class where a little more than 80% of them had a 4.0 GPA.

Of course, on the topic of public schooling, there's also all those liberal programs they occasionally have (pro-gay, pro-choice, etc) all in the name of "equal rights".

The Top Crusader · Post by **The Top Crusader** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:46 am

Movieman wrote:I was public schooled, but growing up in Massachusetts I had to deal with plenty of liberals who never actually researched topics they debated me on. You should ask him how many people in his class graduated with a 4.0 GPA as opposed to yours. In my high school, half the class didn't even graduate (in fact, most of the girls dropped out because they became pregnant). The christian school that many of my church friends attend, however, had a graduating class where a little more than 80% of them had a 4.0 GPA.

Of course, on the topic of public schooling, there's also all those liberal programs they occasionally have (pro-gay, pro-choice, etc) all in the name of "equal rights".

You're parents must not have loved you to not homeschool you!!!!

*wasn't homeschooled, either*

mike_rowe · Post by **mike_rowe** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:22 am

im homeschooled and i don't have to clean the toilets, i guess its my destiny to not clean toilets!

(why didn't anyone think of this topic b-4?) $\:D/$

Oba-rai · Post by **Oba-rai** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:45 am

Iron and Light wrote:
SivartM wrote:
Sarai wrote:Considering I've had scholarships given to me, awards presented, and EVEN OFFERS OF COHABITATION, I think I can safely say that my primary source of income will not be cleaning toilets.
But... it's your destiny!
Indeed, it is your inevitable fate . *forces toilet bowl brush into Sarai's hand*

You might as well accept it .

NEVER.

Donna Blackbeard · Post by **Donna Blackbeard** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:10 am

This topic makes me made.

how dare somebody say such a thing?!

i am homeschooled and according to all rules here where i live, if i wanna go to commiunity college i have to get my GED which i can't get until i am 19. so bible college, then community and then university. by the time i graduate i will be almost 30..

cleanin toilets is soundin good.....

EUCC · Post by **EUCC** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:24 am

Clodius Albinus wrote:Sadly, I don't even see myself as particularly adept at cleaning toilets. What is left for me?

I actually had a complement on my toilet cleaning ability when I was a sr. in college working housekeeping. I used an entire pumice stone on one toilet and my supervisor's supervisor said it was "marvelous." I had to do a demonstration for the rest of the crew.

Dr. Watson · Post by **Dr. Watson** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:38 pm

The Top Crusader wrote:
Movieman wrote:I was public schooled, but growing up in Massachusetts I had to deal with plenty of liberals who never actually researched topics they debated me on. You should ask him how many people in his class graduated with a 4.0 GPA as opposed to yours. In my high school, half the class didn't even graduate (in fact, most of the girls dropped out because they became pregnant). The christian school that many of my church friends attend, however, had a graduating class where a little more than 80% of them had a 4.0 GPA.

Of course, on the topic of public schooling, there's also all those liberal programs they occasionally have (pro-gay, pro-choice, etc) all in the name of "equal rights".
You're parents must not have loved you to not homeschool you!!!!

They may not have loved him, but at least they weren't unemployable retards! $\:D/$

Movieman · Post by **Movieman** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:52 pm

Dr. Watson wrote:
The Top Crusader wrote:
Movieman wrote:I was public schooled, but growing up in Massachusetts I had to deal with plenty of liberals who never actually researched topics they debated me on. You should ask him how many people in his class graduated with a 4.0 GPA as opposed to yours. In my high school, half the class didn't even graduate (in fact, most of the girls dropped out because they became pregnant). The christian school that many of my church friends attend, however, had a graduating class where a little more than 80% of them had a 4.0 GPA.

Of course, on the topic of public schooling, there's also all those liberal programs they occasionally have (pro-gay, pro-choice, etc) all in the name of "equal rights".
You're parents must not have loved you to not homeschool you!!!!
They may not have loved him, but at least they weren't unemployable retards! $\:D/$

Actually, although my mom and dad did indeed have jobs, they weren't as good as some of the jobs mentioned in this thread. If anything, that should show the superiority of home school students and their parents.

Forte · Post by **Forte** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:29 am

Actually, even though I was homeschooled, cleaning toilets would probably be the only job I could handle, considering my idiocy and downright bizarre behavior in many, many areas of my life.

Like being unable to learn proper sentence structure, for example. $\:D/$

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:16 pm

An appearent Fool wrote:It’s good that Christians homeschool. We need citizens to clean our toilets and mow our lawns. Perhaps some homeschooled Christians will be able to fill these types of jobs. The rest will be unemployable retards like their parents.

Saying something like that is just as silly, unfounded, and foolish as saying that those in public school will certainly get a sub-par education and that it's wrong for Christian parents to send their kids there, and that they surely won't be involved.

Oh, wait....

Sorry, couldn't resist. True, but probably too tongue-in-cheek for my own good.

Though I still think the guy that wrote that original article is an idiot.

Rodney Rathbone · Post by **Rodney Rathbone** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:07 pm

Hey, I got a mess in here guys, someone get in here and clean it up!!!

Donna Blackbeard · Post by **Donna Blackbeard** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:14 pm

GROSS!!!

Baragon · Post by **Baragon** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:41 pm

Laura Ingalls wrote: I do both regularly, and I think my family and visitors to our home appreciate having a clean environment.

Haha, exactly. $\:D/$

Personally, I enjoy cleaning the toilet. It gives me great satisfaction to know that I have a nice, shiny, clean toilet.

If I were rated for my toilet cleaning skills, I think I'd rate rather well. $\:D/$

Though, my mother never gave me a class on toilet cleaning.

Danielle Abigail Maxwell · Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:45 pm

My best friends are Homeschooled, and they are very smart for who they are. Ryan could differ, but I say that cause he's a guy... and he gets on my nerves. Other than that, their three older brother and sisters were homeschooled for a time, one is a Dental hygenist, another is a nurse, a good one at that, and another works for Amazon.com. THey are neither dumb nor stupid nor nonsmart. They are all very smart. In my opinion, homeschooling may be better than actual school school. But I've never tried homeschooling... hehe.... just the way it went.

Someone needs to learn a few things... they are making me mad...