Corrupt-a-wish!

redcanadian87 · Post by **redcanadian87** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:56 pm

You are suddenly gifted with the ability to fly! However, you are not gifted with the ability to land... ouch!

I wish that my room would magically stay clean and organized.

Candy · Post by **Candy** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:02 pm

YAY! You're flying. But You're so busy looking at the view that you fly into a pole, and land in a tomato truck. People see you into the tomato truck and they send you to the hospital because they think the tomato juice is blood. Then, If that wasn't bad enough. The hospital cleans you up to find that you have no injuries, but have to check internally. So you're rushed off to the OR, and when they find nothing is wrong, they stitch you back up, and the hospital bill winds up to be a whopping $30,000. Not to mention the lawsuit of the tomato truck driver of $10,000. Once you finally find a loaner who will loan it to you,but you find out he is charging 35% interest! so you pay the lawsuit and the hospital. But you never do pay off the loaner. finally when you're 95 you pay the person off. Then you pass out and die.

I wish I had stretch powers like Mrs. Incredible.

Homeward bound · Post by **Homeward bound** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:36 pm

Hope no one minds that I do both wishes (or else I'm afraid someone might be skipped)...

Redcanadian...your room is now organized....because now anything that goes in your room disappears and you just lost everything in it: it's only organized because it's completely empty.

Candy...you can now stretch like Mrs. Incredible....too bad you also just lost all ability to untie knots and gained a large tendancy to make them when you stretch.

I wish I ate healthier...

Fei · Post by **Fei** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:19 am

You start eating healthy but soon, no one will eat at your house for fear of artichokes.

I wish I could end world poverty.

Danielle Abigail Maxwell · Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:26 pm

You do, but then you get arrested for it, and jail doesn't treat you too nicely. President Bush had become a stupid person during his term and his last act was putting you in jail, for everything you had ever done, and that includes giving the rich money(yes, more) and contributing to Bush too!

I wish I could be with my friends, who are having a sleepover right now. I am in a totally different state, and they are making me feel left out(and I was the one who introduced the two, and they don't even care about me or my feelings, when they say they do like me!)

Epic · Post by **Epic** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:32 pm

You end up with your friends but they ecnor you the whole night and hardly ever talk to you!

Fei · Post by **Fei** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:46 pm

Marisol Delko Caine wrote:You do, but then you get arrested for it, and jail doesn't treat you too nicely. President Bush had become a stupid person during his term and his last act was putting you in jail, for everything you had ever done, and that includes giving the rich money(yes, more) and contributing to Bush too!

Boy, that wasn't predujice.

Since epic123, didn't post a wish, I will. Hope you don't mind.

I wish that I was 5'4. (Yeah, I am a shorty

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DanP740 · Post by **DanP740** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:12 pm

You are, but now everything has grow, and you can't reach the doorknob.

Angel · Post by **Angel** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:20 pm

Since Dan didn't post a wish, I will.

I wish I could get cancer. (hah! corrupt that wish!)

Mr.Whit · Post by **Mr.Whit** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:44 am

You get cancer but it doesnt kill you it jkills all your frinds.
I wish i was in a movie

Epic · Post by **Epic** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:38 am

You are in a movie but none of the the other actors are even close to your age and the movie is rated X so you have to say a lot of four letter words

Angel · Post by **Angel** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:12 am

and since epic123 didn't post a wish either....I'll just have to post one.

I wish the bug bite under my eye would go away.

redcanadian87 · Post by **redcanadian87** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:48 am

It goes away, but takes your eye with it, and know telling when they'll get back from vacation!

I wish that two people would drop out of the physics class I want to take so I can add it to my schedule.

Fei · Post by **Fei** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:58 am

Two people do drop out, but so do the other classmates and the class is canceled.

I wish I had no acne.

Epic · Post by **Epic** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:05 am

You have no Acne .but then every body starts getting acne and it is the new style and you don't have it!

I wish that this guy named Nick liked me!

Angel · Post by **Angel** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:06 am

You have no acne, but now you have chicken pox.

I wish my cousin could be here right now.

Kairi · Post by **Kairi** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:44 pm

Your cousin is here but he/she irritates you to no end!

I wish I could to the library soon.

Fei · Post by **Fei** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:48 pm

You go to the library but when you get there you discover a large, vicious, man- eating gorilla in the book shelves and it devours you.

I wish I could meet Kelly Clarkson.

Elisha · Post by **Elisha** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:49 pm

You meet Kelly Clarkson, but the large, vicious, man-eating gorilla follows you and eats you next!

I wish middle earth was real.

Epic · Post by **Epic** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:48 pm

It's real ,but you can't see the sun and you go insane trying to see the sun!

I wish a kid named Nick liked me!