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I've had this idea for a while know but I didn't know whether to do it in contest form or just for fun. I've decided to just do it for fun. :D

Rules:
-post something funny that you think should be said during the screenshot
-no crude langauge or anything (but that's a board rule anyway...)
-don't post what is actually being said :duh:
-post ONE funny line per post! If you have several ideas feel free to post them seperately (not double posting of course) If you just lump all your quotes into one post they generally aren't as funny. Just pick your best one and post it!
-quote this post so that everyone can see the picture and then your caption (but try and delete all this stuff please :D)

I'll post a new one every week or so

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What? Do I need a breath mint?


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Post by she_elf_06 »

I think this pic is saying:
Ahh finaly a place to streach out.
but where is everybody???
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"See? I told ya I could hold you guys up behind a piano?"
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STRYPER wrote:Image
Guy standing in front of the piano: "SAVE THE PIANO!!! You're not helpiiiing!!!"
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STRYPER wrote: Image
"It's so nice to have some peace and quiet around here - that piano was just making to much noise!"
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STRYPER wrote:Image
Ok, here's my line.

Guy in front of piano: "Hey look a peanut!"

Guy half way down the stairs: "Peanut?"

Everyone behind piano: "Peanut? Where!"

People on top of tables and chairs: "I cant find it."

Guy at table: "Why are all of the people searching for this peanut? I have it in my hand!"

Alex.
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STRYPER wrote:Image
My line:
"Hah, I told you my arms were long enough to grab both sides of the piano!"
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...I hate marquees.
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STRYPER wrote:-don't post what is actually being said :duh:
:noway:
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STRYPER wrote:
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What! I showered!
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Litte guy sitting at the table: Anyone else wanna fight for my little egg?
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Post by Oba-rai »

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That was when George realized that his long fits of rage whenever music was being played was becoming more than obnoxious. It was getting deadly.
they may be copper,
annoying little coins! but,
they might be giants.
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save your pandas: vote racecar!
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Little guy: Was my playting THAT bad?
Not that frog, Styles. That's a good frog.
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Why look at us! We're the Singing Cowboys! \:D/
-Josh

Trinarius is back. Kind of.
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This weeks:
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Guy on right: Big Foot's here! Big Foot's here!
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music to your name, Yahweh Most High.
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Post by Carrie Ingalls »

Bruin: I see, I see! You got new skates!


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STRYPER wrote: Image
Tragically, one hockey player learned the hard way that doing aerobics and playing hockey at the same time only incites anger in the other team.
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Post by Carrie Ingalls »

Guy on the left: See? No more athletes foot! :D

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STRYPER wrote:This weeks:
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"You don't like body checks eh? Well how about some kung FU!"
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