12 days of cringy Christmas music

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12 days of cringy Christmas music

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It's no secret that Christmas music drives me insane. Even if a song is good the first time around, by the time it actually is Christmas, I can't stand it anymore. One year, I started sharing 12 weird Christmas songs on facebook that nobody would dare listen to on repeat. It's gotten out of hand and now it's year 3. Thought I'd share over here for anybody who wants some mostly clean Christmas cringe. Reverse countdown because I'm weird.

On the 12th day of Chrismas, Patterson sent to me:
12 Don't Stop Believing (featuring Jess Harnell!)
Does feature one inapproprite usage of the word hell, but otherwise clean.
[youtube]https://youtu.be/x3Sjl1jc1Oc?si=bQPlYjJLLhym9ebm [/youtube]
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On the eleventh day of Christmas Patterdon sent to me:

11 prophets parodying
https://youtu.be/Q62zZk53EOY?si=-MxiKDzQl9fjwgCU
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Patterson wrote: Sat Dec 02, 2023 1:20 pm It's no secret that Christmas music drives me insane. Even if a song is good the first time around, by the time it actually is Christmas, I can't stand it anymore. One year, I started sharing 12 weird Christmas songs on facebook that nobody would dare listen to on repeat. It's gotten out of hand and now it's year 3. Thought I'd share over here for anybody who wants some mostly clean Christmas cringe. Reverse countdown because I'm weird.

On the 12th day of Chrismas, Patterson sent to me:
12 Don't Stop Believing (featuring Jess Harnell!)
Does feature one inapproprite usage of the word hell, but otherwise clean.
[youtube]https://youtu.be/x3Sjl1jc1Oc?si=bQPlYjJLLhym9ebm [/youtube]
Haha, when I saw the part about Jess Harnell and the content warning, I was sure I knew what song you meant, and I was right! I actually love this song and think it's hilarious, and have listened to it numerous times since I first found it a few years ago. \:D/
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On the 10 the day Chrismas, Patterson sent to me:
10 chats aGPTing.
https://youtu.be/5hZaQNUfSNc?si=b5k-oQV9wSB2MbfU
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A twofer bc I forgot yesterday

9 Klingons Screaming
https://youtu.be/8i7lZSGNeq0?si=-0U3XKJcg45Al-li

8 Trains a-whistling
https://youtu.be/leiuKqZYIcI?si=BX8ou_O4DFlkdPnQ
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What a shame, I don't speak Klingon. :( Quite an upbeat tune. :lol:
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:lol: That's a new one on me! Who comes up with this stuff?
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6 Greeks a-caroling (okay this one is cool instead of cringe)
https://youtu.be/CN-KG84g0ZU?si=E5PJS8Q9fXH4C5kn
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Patterson wrote: Sun Dec 10, 2023 12:21 am 6 Greeks a-caroling (okay this one is cool instead of cringe)
https://youtu.be/CN-KG84g0ZU?si=E5PJS8Q9fXH4C5kn
I didn't listen to the full 25 minutes, but this is pretty fun! \:D/
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