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That checks out, Josh. 

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Are breakfast tacos a good thing?
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I've never had a breakfast taco, so I'm not one to ask, sorry!
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why?
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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Not a clue!
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hi american eagle.
in recent years, the mcdonald's corporation has subtly removed most references to ronald mcdonald from their branding. we can assume this is because he is a clown and that's creepy. if you were head of marketing at the mcdonald's corporation, what kind of new mascot would you place in his stead? personally, i would bring in a character named chester mcrib, who is a sentient mcrib sandwich who loudly exclaims "holy cannoli, that's-a good-a cheeseburger!" he is italian for some reason. looking forward to hearing your thoughts in the new year, 2024!
in recent years, the mcdonald's corporation has subtly removed most references to ronald mcdonald from their branding. we can assume this is because he is a clown and that's creepy. if you were head of marketing at the mcdonald's corporation, what kind of new mascot would you place in his stead? personally, i would bring in a character named chester mcrib, who is a sentient mcrib sandwich who loudly exclaims "holy cannoli, that's-a good-a cheeseburger!" he is italian for some reason. looking forward to hearing your thoughts in the new year, 2024!

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