Odyssey Character Quotes
- Parakeet
- My posts are revolutionary
- Posts: 381
- Joined: December 2016
- Location: A galaxy far, far away...
"Some of my best memories are from being a Boy Scout and doing all those fun "-ing" things—boating, camping, rafting, hiking, falling, hurting, bleeding, and yelling for help. It was the most fun I've ever had!"
Next character: Jana Whittaker-Dowd
Next character: Jana Whittaker-Dowd
Don't you
remember
the SNOWFLAKES.
remember
the SNOWFLAKES.
- Wod Fam Choc Sod
- Not as new
- Posts: 38
- Joined: July 2021
- Gender:
- Contact:
"It sounds like a dying moose!" (reference to the cuckoo clock Jerry gave Whit for Christmas when he was little)
Next character: Jason Whittaker
Next character: Jason Whittaker
Read Odyssey's latest epic: The Checkmate Saga!!!
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Connie: (whispering) Oh, she looks beautiful, doesn't she?
Jason: (also whispering) Beautiful.
Connie: (tearfully) Everyone looks beautiful!
Jason: Yes, Connie, they're all beautiful.
Connie: Your dad. Oh... he looks great in that tuxedo. He's... oh... he's...
Jason: Beautiful.
Connie: (still fighting tears) Yeah. And Katrina in that dress...
Jason: She got her stitches out just in time.
Connie: (quavering) I think I'm gonna cry.
Jason: Here's my hankie.
Connie: *sniffs* Thank you.
Jason: I knew all along, by the way.
Connie: Well, good for you. Can I cry now, or are you gonna keep talking?
Jason: Have a good cry.
Connie: (sobbing) Thank you. *dramatic sobs* *blows nose*
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Connie: (whispering) Oh, she looks beautiful, doesn't she?
Jason: (also whispering) Beautiful.
Connie: (tearfully) Everyone looks beautiful!
Jason: Yes, Connie, they're all beautiful.
Connie: Your dad. Oh... he looks great in that tuxedo. He's... oh... he's...
Jason: Beautiful.
Connie: (still fighting tears) Yeah. And Katrina in that dress...
Jason: She got her stitches out just in time.
Connie: (quavering) I think I'm gonna cry.
Jason: Here's my hankie.
Connie: *sniffs* Thank you.
Jason: I knew all along, by the way.
Connie: Well, good for you. Can I cry now, or are you gonna keep talking?
Jason: Have a good cry.
Connie: (sobbing) Thank you. *dramatic sobs* *blows nose*
"Now I'm a name, not a number." (the episode title is in the quote)
I love Jason!
Next character: Katrina
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Next character: Katrina
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- Monty_Whittaker
- My posts are revolutionary
- Posts: 388
- Joined: September 2016
- Location: Tatsumi Port Island
- Status: The game begins.
"Be quiet until I’m finished! Second—don’t you ever threaten me or any adult you come in contact with again, you understand? You think you can wreck my career? Well, imagine the quality of your life without a proper education! Now you’re gonna turn around, go back to that classroom, and give me a heartfelt apology. And we’re going to study until you can take that test confidently and never have to resort to childish outbursts to cover for bad grades again!"
Katrina, from A Book By It's Cover
Next Character - Bernard Walton.
Katrina, from A Book By It's Cover
Next Character - Bernard Walton.
Resident JRPG nut
- Patterson
- Tallying up
- Posts: 138
- Joined: April 2020
- Location: Gnarnia, with a G for copyright reasons
Bernard: You look about as happy as a man who invested a million dollars in eight track tapes.
Eugene: I beg your pardon?
Bernard: Eight track tapes! You know; in the 70's, they were tape... Oh, never mind. It's no good if you have to explain it!
Next character: Edwin Blackguard
Eugene: I beg your pardon?
Bernard: Eight track tapes! You know; in the 70's, they were tape... Oh, never mind. It's no good if you have to explain it!
Next character: Edwin Blackguard
"Patterson! You're alive!" "No, I'm not Patterson. I'm his uh... brother, uh... Shmatterson!"
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- Wod Fam Choc Sod
- Not as new
- Posts: 38
- Joined: July 2021
- Gender:
- Contact:
Edwin Blackgaard: Typical, typical! People will waste their time watching little terrors wandering around in pink pajamas with cotton balls on their rear ends, yet they neglect to appreciate authentic drama such as performed here at the Harlequin Theatre.
Shakespeare: Perhaps we could learn something from them.
Edwin Blackgaard: Shakespeare, I will not prance about in pink pajamas. Not my color.
Next Character: Jay Smouse
Shakespeare: Perhaps we could learn something from them.
Edwin Blackgaard: Shakespeare, I will not prance about in pink pajamas. Not my color.
Next Character: Jay Smouse
Read Odyssey's latest epic: The Checkmate Saga!!!
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Connie: (whispering) Oh, she looks beautiful, doesn't she?
Jason: (also whispering) Beautiful.
Connie: (tearfully) Everyone looks beautiful!
Jason: Yes, Connie, they're all beautiful.
Connie: Your dad. Oh... he looks great in that tuxedo. He's... oh... he's...
Jason: Beautiful.
Connie: (still fighting tears) Yeah. And Katrina in that dress...
Jason: She got her stitches out just in time.
Connie: (quavering) I think I'm gonna cry.
Jason: Here's my hankie.
Connie: *sniffs* Thank you.
Jason: I knew all along, by the way.
Connie: Well, good for you. Can I cry now, or are you gonna keep talking?
Jason: Have a good cry.
Connie: (sobbing) Thank you. *dramatic sobs* *blows nose*
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Connie: (whispering) Oh, she looks beautiful, doesn't she?
Jason: (also whispering) Beautiful.
Connie: (tearfully) Everyone looks beautiful!
Jason: Yes, Connie, they're all beautiful.
Connie: Your dad. Oh... he looks great in that tuxedo. He's... oh... he's...
Jason: Beautiful.
Connie: (still fighting tears) Yeah. And Katrina in that dress...
Jason: She got her stitches out just in time.
Connie: (quavering) I think I'm gonna cry.
Jason: Here's my hankie.
Connie: *sniffs* Thank you.
Jason: I knew all along, by the way.
Connie: Well, good for you. Can I cry now, or are you gonna keep talking?
Jason: Have a good cry.
Connie: (sobbing) Thank you. *dramatic sobs* *blows nose*
"Whoa! That... was incredible! When you flexed your muscles, I felt a breeze!" - Trent in "The Present Long Ago," one of my all-time favourite episodes! It makes me laugh every time.
Next character: Mitch
Next character: Mitch
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- Posts: 61
- Joined: March 2021
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Robert Mitchell: It's still your turn.
Connie Kendall: Still?
Robert Mitchell: And it will remain your turn until you bowl into our lane.
Next Character: Richard Maxwell
Connie Kendall: Still?
Robert Mitchell: And it will remain your turn until you bowl into our lane.
Next Character: Richard Maxwell
Bananareader, that is one of my all-time favourite Mitch quotes! There's just something about it that I like. ![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Next character: Jared DeWhite
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Credit - AIO Wiki which saved me the effort of getting the wording correct on one of my favourite Richard Maxwell quotes!Jellyfish: Well, well, well, Sleeping Beauty is waking up. How did you like your little shock, huh?
Richard Maxwell: It wasn’t half as bad as waking up and seeing you. Having a good time, Myron?
Jellyfish: Not as good a time as I’m gonna have!
Richard Maxwell: Mind if I give you a piece of advice?
Jellyfish: Why not?
Richard Maxwell: When you're doing something like this...
Jellyfish: Yeah?
Richard Maxwell: Make sure you lock the door! (jumps out) See ya!
Next character: Jared DeWhite
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- Polehaus53
- 29K to go!
- Posts: 81
- Joined: September 2020
- Location: The Archives
- Gender:
Mandy Straussberg: You wouldn't know a good play if it... if it...
Jared DeWhite: Overthrew the government!
Mandy Straussberg: Overthrew the — what?! Never mind. <Walks away>
Liz Horton: Why do I even bother?
Jared DeWhite: You know, a performance of a play once did overthrow the—
Liz Horton: Be quiet, Jared.
That exchange just makes me laugh every time.
Jared is a great character.
Next character: Emily Jones
Jared DeWhite: Overthrew the government!
Mandy Straussberg: Overthrew the — what?! Never mind. <Walks away>
Liz Horton: Why do I even bother?
Jared DeWhite: You know, a performance of a play once did overthrow the—
Liz Horton: Be quiet, Jared.
That exchange just makes me laugh every time.
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Next character: Emily Jones
- Patterson
- Tallying up
- Posts: 138
- Joined: April 2020
- Location: Gnarnia, with a G for copyright reasons
Eugene: Book Club?
Mrs. Kramer: Boring!
Eugene: Well, is it fiction or non-fiction?
Mrs. Kramer: Well, the books are fiction; the boredom is very non-fiction.
Eugene: Well, none the less, I'd like to sign up for that...is there a form?
Mrs. Kramer: Well, I can't talk you out of it?
Eugene: No.
Mrs. Kramer: Fill this out.
Eugene: Part of your job here at the library is encouraging community involvement?
Mrs. Kramer: Right! Absolutely.
Eugene: That raise should be right around the proverbial corner.
Next character: Nathaniel Graham
Mrs. Kramer: Boring!
Eugene: Well, is it fiction or non-fiction?
Mrs. Kramer: Well, the books are fiction; the boredom is very non-fiction.
Eugene: Well, none the less, I'd like to sign up for that...is there a form?
Mrs. Kramer: Well, I can't talk you out of it?
Eugene: No.
Mrs. Kramer: Fill this out.
Eugene: Part of your job here at the library is encouraging community involvement?
Mrs. Kramer: Right! Absolutely.
Eugene: That raise should be right around the proverbial corner.
Next character: Nathaniel Graham
"Patterson! You're alive!" "No, I'm not Patterson. I'm his uh... brother, uh... Shmatterson!"
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- Posts: 61
- Joined: March 2021
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Nathaniel Graham: Can't we continue our debate like two adults?
Eugene Meltsner: We could, but we're one adult short.
Nathaniel Graham: How droll.
next character: Mrs. Randolph
I used the AIO Wiki to find all of the quotes I put for this game.
Eugene Meltsner: We could, but we're one adult short.
Nathaniel Graham: How droll.
next character: Mrs. Randolph
I used the AIO Wiki to find all of the quotes I put for this game.
This is just from memory - "My grandson wears PowerBoy boxers too!" <insert lots of laughter> Wooton's birthday song is one of my favourite things!
Next character: Wooton
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Next character: Wooton
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- Patterson
- Tallying up
- Posts: 138
- Joined: April 2020
- Location: Gnarnia, with a G for copyright reasons
Wooton: Just think how weird that would be, Power Boy symbols showin' up here and there and...
Bernard: Hey, wait a minute, pause! Symbols? I thought you said there was only one for help.
Wooton: Oh, no, there's a lot. Let's see, there's "Helllpp!!" as you know and there's "Don't look up!" and "Be wary of the purple lizards!" and "Warning: Arch nemesis in crystallic fusion dormancy!" and there's...
Bernard: I get the idea.
Wooton: Yeah, there's 121 in all.
Next character: Curt Stevens
Bernard: Hey, wait a minute, pause! Symbols? I thought you said there was only one for help.
Wooton: Oh, no, there's a lot. Let's see, there's "Helllpp!!" as you know and there's "Don't look up!" and "Be wary of the purple lizards!" and "Warning: Arch nemesis in crystallic fusion dormancy!" and there's...
Bernard: I get the idea.
Wooton: Yeah, there's 121 in all.
Next character: Curt Stevens
"Patterson! You're alive!" "No, I'm not Patterson. I'm his uh... brother, uh... Shmatterson!"
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- Gold Member
- Posts: 61
- Joined: March 2021
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Curt Stevens: I'm glad you asked, Connie. Has this ever happened to you? You're walking down the street and you drop your keys. Isn't it a pain to bend down and get them?
Connie Kendall: Well, not real—
Curt Stevens: Exactly. Now with the new Vacu-Grab, you don't have to.
Connie Kendall: The Vacu-Grab?
Curt Stevens: It's portable, retractable, and can fit right into your purse. Just take it out, retract it, turn it on, grab the keys, un-retract it, open the special containment unit built right in, and voila! You've got your keys.
Jimmy Barclay: So, instead of going through all of that...why not just bend down and pick up your keys?
Curt Stevens: …It retracts, Jimmy.
Next character: Don Polehaus
Connie Kendall: Well, not real—
Curt Stevens: Exactly. Now with the new Vacu-Grab, you don't have to.
Connie Kendall: The Vacu-Grab?
Curt Stevens: It's portable, retractable, and can fit right into your purse. Just take it out, retract it, turn it on, grab the keys, un-retract it, open the special containment unit built right in, and voila! You've got your keys.
Jimmy Barclay: So, instead of going through all of that...why not just bend down and pick up your keys?
Curt Stevens: …It retracts, Jimmy.
Next character: Don Polehaus
"Martin! Just the person I wanted to yell at."
— #688: “The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 10
I really love Polehaus - he's just the right amount of funny and mean and good-hearted for me. Nice choice, bananareader!
Next character: Penny
— #688: “The Green Ring Conspiracy, Part 10
I really love Polehaus - he's just the right amount of funny and mean and good-hearted for me. Nice choice, bananareader!
Next character: Penny
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- Parakeet
- My posts are revolutionary
- Posts: 381
- Joined: December 2016
- Location: A galaxy far, far away...
"Considering my name is Penny Wise, I am not very. Wise, I mean. I suppose I could be Penny, no matter what..."
(Can't promise that this is word for word because it's just from my memory)
Next character: Bill Kendall
(Can't promise that this is word for word because it's just from my memory)
Next character: Bill Kendall
Don't you
remember
the SNOWFLAKES.
remember
the SNOWFLAKES.
- Patterson
- Tallying up
- Posts: 138
- Joined: April 2020
- Location: Gnarnia, with a G for copyright reasons
I listened to the Life Expectancy ones just the other day but not sure I can quote word for word.
Bill: "He promised me a week's worth of licorice if I stay."
Connie: "Really?"
Bill: "It was strawberry flavored."
Next Character: Lawrence Hodges
Bill: "He promised me a week's worth of licorice if I stay."
Connie: "Really?"
Bill: "It was strawberry flavored."
Next Character: Lawrence Hodges
"Patterson! You're alive!" "No, I'm not Patterson. I'm his uh... brother, uh... Shmatterson!"
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