

I will go first with a log I was recently reminded of. xD
- January 17, 2014 –
Time frame: 11:17 PM - 11:53 PM
The Legend of snubs wrote:Jason: Oh, I'm considering compiling a list of people and names that are in the 3+ nick club.
Jason: But I'm too lazy to actually do it.
Novatom: what's the 3+ nick club?
Jason: People who use more than 3 nicks in this chat room
Dan_in_Trank_Mobile: Why does it matter?
Jason: Ha, it doesn't really.
snubs: IT CERTAINLY DOES
Jason: OK IT DOES!
Dan_in_Trank_Mobile: Wow, it went from -3 to 33 today
Jason: Snubs has spoken
snubs: you people use so many different nicks.. never can tell who the heck you are.
snubs: OR EVEN WHAT TO EXPECT.
Jason: Exactly
snubs: ARE YOU GOING TO BE 'HAPPY' OR 'ANGRY' .. OR MAYBE 'DEPRESSED'
***Dan_in_Trank_Mobile blinks
***Jason eats popcorn
***Jason gives snubs a soapbox to stand on
***Novatom reads a book
snubs: BLINKING IS BAD, DAN.
snubs: YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN.
***Dan_in_Trank_Mobile curls up in his corner
Jason: Yelling is bad for your vocal cords. You might pull something.
Dan_in_Trank_Mobile: Loud snubs
snubs: hah. very funny, Jason.
snubs: Jason thinks he is quite funny.
Novatom: Novatom agrees
***Jason is quite serious
Novatom: really?
snubs: Now, about those bears.
Jason: Yeah, that was learned in high school choir.
snubs: did you ever do anything about that, Jason?
Jason: About what?
Jason: You have a beer problem?
Jason: *beard
Jason: *bear
snubs: about the bearsssss. Jason likes to be arrogant too it seems.
Jason: Arrogant or ignorant because I seem to fall more into the latter category.
Novatom: I don't know what you're talking about either...
snubs: THE BEARS AND THE DEERS AND THE HEDGEHOG.
Jason: Are those you're backyard friends?
Novatom:![]()
snubs: still with the smart talk I see.
snubs: pfft.
Jason: Well, if it means anything; A polar bear was visiting a crocodile.
snubs: THAT DOES NOT MEANING ANYTHING.
Novatom: what are you talkinga bout with the bears and the deers and the hedgehog?
Jason: I'm just not seeing your bears, deers and hedgehogs.
Novatom: yeah, 'deers'
snubs: because there are no hedgehogs.
Novatom: huh?
Jason: Oh but it does, polar bears are supposed to be with the polar bears!
snubs: polar bears are supposed to be under your bed.
snubs: get with the program, Jason.
Jason: Actually no.
Jason: Twelve have gotten loose.
Novatom: ok...
Jason: But I don't see you're critters.
snubs: This Jason fellow is really a sad sight.
snubs: haven't you read the memo?
Novatom: how so?
Novatom: no
Jason: The memo?
Novatom: ?
***Jason mutters. At least I'm not seeing critters...
snubs: Novatom you seem to be lost.
***snubs gives Novatom a map.
Novatom: I am very lost
Jason: Can I see the map next?
snubs: NO.
snubs: it is not yours.
***Novatom gives Jason the map
snubs: I can't believe you missed the train, Jason.
Jason: Is it even in English?
Jason: TO NARNIA?
snubs: no... to the airport 1000 miles away.
Jason: I'm the last to know anything
Novatom: ooh I wanna go on the train to Narnia
snubs: now you guys are just getting off topic.
Novatom: I don't know what's going on, that's why
Novatom: what's the topic anyways?
snubs: alright. you both are fired. ..not that I ever hired this Novatom person.
Jason: Snubs, let me get this straight. You want to go wit me on a train 1000 miles, and then fly with me to a mysterious someplace?
Jason: You hired me?
Jason: WHERE'S MY CHECK?
Novatom: you didn't hire me? ):
snubs: gee, you really don't catch on quick do you.
Novatom: apparently not
snubs: um. you don't get a check.
snubs: at least, no anymore.
Novatom: give the man his check!
snubs: No. I don't even know where you came from, Novatom. *mutters* probably one of Jason's ideas..
Jason: Ok, let's try an exercise. Type letters that form into sentences which in turn form COHERENT THOUGHTS!
snubs: I am speaking in cherent thoughts, thank you very much.
Novatom: okay...
Jason: Cherent?
snubs: but apparently that fall effected you more than I thought...
Novatom: fall?
Jason: Is that snubian? Lol
Jason: Maybe this is all an illusion conducted by the great snubs,
snubs: no, snubian is not my name.
snubs: maybe you need to see a doctor.
snubs: just watch out for that fish.
Jason: Snubian - The long lost language of the snubitian people.
snubs: hm, your condition is getting worse.
Jason: And only one remains in existence today
snubs: that cliff was pretty high..
snubs: oh.. and that tree.
snubs: I almost forgot about that.
Jason: It's ok snubs. Just rest and let reality come back into focus.
Novatom: yes
snubs: I think you need to lie down, Jason.
Jason: And if that doesn't work. I have a brick
snubs: it is obvious you don't remember a thing.
***Jason lays down on Dr. Snubs' couch.
snubs: you even spelled your name wrong.
Jason: .... Dr. Snubs. That's a scary thought.
***Novatom sighs, confused
snubs: okay, so back to the bears.
Limerick: fredddd
Jason: Are the bears your friend?
snubs: certainly not.
snubs: not all of them.
Jason: Limerick do you know what snubs is talking about?
Novatom: did they push Jason down the cliff and give him this condition?
Novatom: the bears, I mean
snubs: Limerick has his own problems, Jason... if that's your name.
Jason: No, the bears are friends not foes
snubs: no, no, no.
Jason: Why wouldn't it be my name?
Jason: Isn't snubs your name?
snubs: BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT YOURSELF.
Jason: I AM ME!
Jason: YOU ARE YOU!
Novatom: is snubs a nic1kname?
Limerick: Fish are friendddds, not foood
Jason: I AM SPECIAL AND SO IS SUE!
Novatom: sue? what's she got to do with this?
snubs: Limerick appears to have a case of the Lazy-key Syndrome.
Novatom: and who is sue?
Jason: One of the bears
snubs: Sue... was lost in the tree incident.
Jason: And yellow bears
snubs: THAT'S WHY YOU MUST REMEMBER THE DEERS.
Jason: No that was FRED!
snubs: oh, and don't forget the tornado.
Jason: Bambi?
Novatom: And Bambi...
snubs: in your dreams
Jason: Tornado.... Did that take you to OZ?
Novatom: I was just thinking that...
Novatom: and snubs memory got lost!
snubs: no, the tornado that blow you off the cliff.
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Jason: Snubs how would you describe your species?
Limerick: SNUBSISHY
Novatom: snubians
Jason: Oh I understand! Everything that snubs just described actually happened to her, but her memory got confused and she thinks it happened to me and that I should remember.
Novatom: oh yeah...
Jason: It all makes sense now.
Novatom: mm-hmm
Jason: Snubs got quiet. She knows the truth has now been released and she doesn't know how to respond.
snubs: You obviously don't know the legend of snubs.
Novatom: ha! we all know the truth now, snubs
Jason: Is it time for Story time with Snubs?
Novatom: yeah!
Jason: OOooooooooh Can I do the intro?
Novatom: okay, story time with snubs and Jason
***Jason clears his throat
***Ninja_Ghost eats cookies and feeds cookies to BG and Snubs
***Novatom wonders if she should say something
snubs: now why in the world would I ever tell you the greatest story ever?
Novatom: because it's the greatest story ever...?
snubs: I WOULDN’T
BlessedInsomnia: You've been snubbed
Ninja_Ghost: Ugg!!!!
snubs: YOU'VE JUST BEEN SNUBBED.
***snubs snubs everyone and leaves