58 Reasons To Love John Avery Whittaker
41. He is Eugene's proper father figure.
"To know whether truth is actually true or just an imposter, give it some licorice." -Wooton Basset
42. He's a great listener and is wonderful at helping people find ways to solve their own problems.
43. He doesn't make hasty decisions.
"To know whether truth is actually true or just an imposter, give it some licorice." -Wooton Basset
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44. He doesn't appreciate romantic movies that make you cry. In fact, he claims they make him "want to hit his head on something hard" and calls them ridiculous
(you can tell i just finished listening to Eggshells )
(you can tell i just finished listening to Eggshells )
Don't you
remember
the SNOWFLAKES.
remember
the SNOWFLAKES.
45. He once performed in a choir.
"To know whether truth is actually true or just an imposter, give it some licorice." -Wooton Basset
46. He's more active than most of us
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
Most Sarcastic Poster | Most Likely To Be Eaten By a Dinosaur and Smote by God |
Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
Most Sarcastic Poster | Most Likely To Be Eaten By a Dinosaur and Smote by God |
Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
47. He has taught us that a brisk walk keeps the blood moving.
"To know whether truth is actually true or just an imposter, give it some licorice." -Wooton Basset
48. he doesn't forget people's birthdays
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
Most Sarcastic Poster | Most Likely To Be Eaten By a Dinosaur and Smote by God |
Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
Most Sarcastic Poster | Most Likely To Be Eaten By a Dinosaur and Smote by God |
Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer