58 Reasons To Love John Avery Whittaker
21. He knows a lot of cool men and women with interesting jobs.
"To know whether truth is actually true or just an imposter, give it some licorice." -Wooton Basset
22. Who else will turn your fantasy ice cream flavor into reality?
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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24. His facial hair hasn't decreased with age, even though he's in his nineties.
"The trouble with our liberal friends is not ignorance. It's that they know so much that isn't so." ---President Ronald Reagan
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Well, his age is debatable, though I do agree that his facial hair still continues to impress.D. Ridge wrote:24. His facial hair hasn't decreased with age, even though he's in his nineties.
25. He has a recording studio in his shop.
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- SoccerLOTR
- If posts were pigs...
- Posts: 2055
- Joined: May 2005
- Location: The Woodland Realm
26. He brings out the best in people and pushes them to be even better.
27. He's a little less obese now.
he/him | a little stinker.
29. He has a son. JASONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
- The Top Crusader
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30. He has another son, Jerry, who was killed on an expedition to find King Kong in the early 1970's.
31. He has a lovely daughter, Jana.
"To know whether truth is actually true or just an imposter, give it some licorice." -Wooton Basset
32. the little thing called the Imagination Station
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
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34. He didn't marry Margaret Faye.
"To know whether truth is actually true or just an imposter, give it some licorice." -Wooton Basset
35. he appreciates a good swing
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs
Most Sarcastic Poster | Most Likely To Be Eaten By a Dinosaur and Smote by God |
Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
Most Sarcastic Poster | Most Likely To Be Eaten By a Dinosaur and Smote by God |
Biggest Joker and Grammar Nazi | Best Writer
36. He said Bmuntz was the best leader that the Too ever had.
I like this snubs fellow.
General nuisance extraordinaire.
General nuisance extraordinaire.
38. He makeded the inspirationstation
39. He is the core character of AiO
40. He has a great MailMan WOOT WOOT WOOT