You get it. But then I ruin it when I come for a visit because I don't approve of your girlfriend.
I wish I could bring myself to delete old email accounts.
Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
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How dare you attack my watching skills?
You get it. But then I ruin it when I come for a visit because I don't approve of your girlfriend.
I wish I could bring myself to delete old email accounts.
You get it. But then I ruin it when I come for a visit because I don't approve of your girlfriend.
I wish I could bring myself to delete old email accounts.
Y WOULD U RUIN MAH PIANO?!
Your wish is granted! A giant piano falls on the Google servers and all of it is totally destroyed.
I wish for a pet rock.
Your wish is granted! A giant piano falls on the Google servers and all of it is totally destroyed.
I wish for a pet rock.
Your wish is granted! But then the Kenyan government sticks a camera in it to determine its sexuality and it collapses!
I wish Ronald Reagan was still president.
I wish Ronald Reagan was still president.
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"The trouble with our liberal friends is not ignorance. It's that they know so much that isn't so." ---President Ronald Reagan
MericaBlog is the new joint Tumblr used by me and a couple friends.
MericaBlog is the new joint Tumblr used by me and a couple friends.
Wish granted! However, I don't make a wish so the next person doesn't get to destroy anything. 
I wish that I owned a castle.
Wish granted! You own a sleazy burger joint in the Lehigh Valley of Pennsylvania and a 358 Modified crashes through the dining hall in transit from Grandview Speedway to Lehigh Valley Mall!
Thanks to Google Earth for help on this one...
I wish I worked for Ramsey Solutions.
Thanks to Google Earth for help on this one...
I wish I worked for Ramsey Solutions.
"The trouble with our liberal friends is not ignorance. It's that they know so much that isn't so." ---President Ronald Reagan
MericaBlog is the new joint Tumblr used by me and a couple friends.
MericaBlog is the new joint Tumblr used by me and a couple friends.
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Congratulations! You now work at Ramsey Solutions, but you mess up a line of code which in turn, fires you. :.
I wish I had a new lamborghini.
I wish I had a new lamborghini.
^AIOluver^
Who am I? I'd rather not answer that question, the real question is, "Who are you?". Right now I am trying to think of something witty to put here.. I might not find anything, but that's fine. This block of text should be fine for a signature. Wait, are you still reading this? Why are you reading this? Stop. Seriously.This sentence is true.
The sentence above is false.
I dare you not to read this.Maybe if I talk like this.
Wait, you still see me? *sighs* I give up.
http://blackgaardscastle.forumotion.com/
Who am I? I'd rather not answer that question, the real question is, "Who are you?". Right now I am trying to think of something witty to put here.. I might not find anything, but that's fine. This block of text should be fine for a signature. Wait, are you still reading this? Why are you reading this? Stop. Seriously.
The sentence above is false.
I dare you not to read this.
Wait, you still see me? *sighs* I give up.
http://blackgaardscastle.forumotion.com/
You do and someone stuffs a paper towel in the exhaust pipe and gets it confiscated for violating emissions laws!
I wish Hillary would get lost.
I wish Hillary would get lost.
"The trouble with our liberal friends is not ignorance. It's that they know so much that isn't so." ---President Ronald Reagan
MericaBlog is the new joint Tumblr used by me and a couple friends.
MericaBlog is the new joint Tumblr used by me and a couple friends.
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Hillary got lost in the forest, and the presidential election comes to a stop while trying to find the other candidate, making the US collapse from lack of leadership.
I wish I had a million dollars.
I wish I had a million dollars.
^AIOluver^
Who am I? I'd rather not answer that question, the real question is, "Who are you?". Right now I am trying to think of something witty to put here.. I might not find anything, but that's fine. This block of text should be fine for a signature. Wait, are you still reading this? Why are you reading this? Stop. Seriously.This sentence is true.
The sentence above is false.
I dare you not to read this.Maybe if I talk like this.
Wait, you still see me? *sighs* I give up.
http://blackgaardscastle.forumotion.com/
Who am I? I'd rather not answer that question, the real question is, "Who are you?". Right now I am trying to think of something witty to put here.. I might not find anything, but that's fine. This block of text should be fine for a signature. Wait, are you still reading this? Why are you reading this? Stop. Seriously.
The sentence above is false.
I dare you not to read this.
Wait, you still see me? *sighs* I give up.
http://blackgaardscastle.forumotion.com/
Wish granted! You are hereby awarded $1 million in Monopoly money!
I wish your SIGNATURE wasn't HALF AS LONG AS THE PAGE (pardon, I mean I wish your sig were shorter)... *cough* It's a good thing Belle's not here.... *hides*
I wish your SIGNATURE wasn't HALF AS LONG AS THE PAGE (pardon, I mean I wish your sig were shorter)... *cough* It's a good thing Belle's not here.... *hides*
I have learned to kiss the wave that throws me against the rock of ages. ~C.H. Spurgeon
hello and Where are all the hot people? ~Penguin
hello and Where are all the hot people? ~Penguin
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Off Topic: Yeah, gonna change it soooooon..
On Topic: Wish granted! It is so short that there's only one line: This sentence has two sentences in it.
I wish we could have a do over this election.
On Topic: Wish granted! It is so short that there's only one line: This sentence has two sentences in it.
I wish we could have a do over this election.
^AIOluver^
Who am I? I'd rather not answer that question, the real question is, "Who are you?". Right now I am trying to think of something witty to put here.. I might not find anything, but that's fine. This block of text should be fine for a signature. Wait, are you still reading this? Why are you reading this? Stop. Seriously.This sentence is true.
The sentence above is false.
I dare you not to read this.Maybe if I talk like this.
Wait, you still see me? *sighs* I give up.
http://blackgaardscastle.forumotion.com/
Who am I? I'd rather not answer that question, the real question is, "Who are you?". Right now I am trying to think of something witty to put here.. I might not find anything, but that's fine. This block of text should be fine for a signature. Wait, are you still reading this? Why are you reading this? Stop. Seriously.
The sentence above is false.
I dare you not to read this.
Wait, you still see me? *sighs* I give up.
http://blackgaardscastle.forumotion.com/
Ooh, wish granted! Dredge wins.
I wish you had changed the spelling of "The Awesom Auction..." when I reminded you of it.
I wish you had changed the spelling of "The Awesom Auction..." when I reminded you of it.
I have learned to kiss the wave that throws me against the rock of ages. ~C.H. Spurgeon
hello and Where are all the hot people? ~Penguin
hello and Where are all the hot people? ~Penguin
Wish granted. We start a new auction and the ToO's economy collapses.
I wish election pricex wasn't so heavily influenced by our "legitimacy prose".
I wish election pricex wasn't so heavily influenced by our "legitimacy prose".
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"The trouble with our liberal friends is not ignorance. It's that they know so much that isn't so." ---President Ronald Reagan
MericaBlog is the new joint Tumblr used by me and a couple friends.
MericaBlog is the new joint Tumblr used by me and a couple friends.
Wish granted! It isn't......?
I wish for better fast food.
I wish for better fast food.
Wish granted 
: Fast food becomes slow. And expensive. And then it isn't fast food anymore. Now you're ordering filet mingnon in the drive-thru.
I wish for no one to post for the next week.
: Fast food becomes slow. And expensive. And then it isn't fast food anymore. Now you're ordering filet mingnon in the drive-thru.I wish for no one to post for the next week.
I have learned to kiss the wave that throws me against the rock of ages. ~C.H. Spurgeon
hello and Where are all the hot people? ~Penguin
hello and Where are all the hot people? ~Penguin
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Wish denied, I just posted.
I wish I had $100,000.
I wish I had $100,000.
^AIOluver^
Who am I? I'd rather not answer that question, the real question is, "Who are you?". Right now I am trying to think of something witty to put here.. I might not find anything, but that's fine. This block of text should be fine for a signature. Wait, are you still reading this? Why are you reading this? Stop. Seriously.This sentence is true.
The sentence above is false.
I dare you not to read this.Maybe if I talk like this.
Wait, you still see me? *sighs* I give up.
http://blackgaardscastle.forumotion.com/
Who am I? I'd rather not answer that question, the real question is, "Who are you?". Right now I am trying to think of something witty to put here.. I might not find anything, but that's fine. This block of text should be fine for a signature. Wait, are you still reading this? Why are you reading this? Stop. Seriously.
The sentence above is false.
I dare you not to read this.
Wait, you still see me? *sighs* I give up.
http://blackgaardscastle.forumotion.com/
You do! Every bill is marked with a dead wasp and deadly wasps are now swarming your car!
I wish Jeff Gordon would run more races.
I wish Jeff Gordon would run more races.
"The trouble with our liberal friends is not ignorance. It's that they know so much that isn't so." ---President Ronald Reagan
MericaBlog is the new joint Tumblr used by me and a couple friends.
MericaBlog is the new joint Tumblr used by me and a couple friends.
Wish granted! I don't know what more I can say to make this funnier 
He runs. And loses.
I wish for M&Ms
He runs. And loses.
I wish for M&Ms
I have learned to kiss the wave that throws me against the rock of ages. ~C.H. Spurgeon
hello and Where are all the hot people? ~Penguin
hello and Where are all the hot people? ~Penguin
You do... They also have Hillary Clinton's face on them.
"The trouble with our liberal friends is not ignorance. It's that they know so much that isn't so." ---President Ronald Reagan
MericaBlog is the new joint Tumblr used by me and a couple friends.
MericaBlog is the new joint Tumblr used by me and a couple friends.