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Wish granted, but everyone who joins the ERK hates Emily, and everyone who joins the KRE loves her, and both Klubs collapse from within.
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Remember to leave a wish.

I wish I could get Jacques P. Migne's Patralogiae Cursus Completus.
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You do, but the content is just as confusing as the title, and you go insane trying to understand it.

I wish I didn't have to do English Vocab.
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You don't, instead you learn hairdressing.

I wish I owned 7 lizards.
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You do, but they grow into dinosaurs and attack you.

I wish I had all Jon Foreman's 2015 EPs.
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You don't, instead you get every single edition of George Foreman's grill. :mrgreen:

I wish Tax Season would get here quicker...
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It does, but it also goes by quicker

I wish people would figure out the Amazing Race clue.
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I deciphered it, but its exact meaning is still unclear.

I wish people still celebrated the Twelve Days of Christmas in the Victorian style. Or, better yet, the Medieval style! :mrgreen:
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They do, but they also burn you at the stake.


I wish I could juggle.
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You can, but you can only juggle knives, and not very well... :mrgreen:

I wish someone would mow Paula's lawn.
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Someone does, but they also mow your lawn, and somehow manage to kill a cow in the process.

I wish I had some chocolate.
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You do, but it has a teensy bit of poison in it. Enjoy!

I wish I could go shopping today.
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SOMEONE KILLED ONE OF MY COWS????!!! :mecry:

Your wish is granted! But you get caught supposedly shoplifting a $500 necklace.

I wish my school work would be over.
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Your school work is over, but only because you were drafted into the army.


I wish that I was ambidextrous.
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You become ambidextrous, but the exact second you do...The world ends.

I wish I could do 50 pushups straight
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You turn into a muscle-bound heterosexual, that is the good news... Sadly, no one believes you when you tell them this, and they think you killed Paula, so you get life in prison...

I wish I had a nice non-evil robot that had real unprogrammed emotion and personality.
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Your robot decides that it wants a career and goes of the collage to become a plumber.

I wish that dodo birds were still alive.
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The Dodo Bird comes back to existence, but one of them runs to your house and kills you before you could even finish your English Muffin.

I wish I could fly
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Wish granted..... for five seconds.... heheh.

I wish I had a fireproof, waterproof, ice proof, weatherproof, can breathe underwater, unicorn. That can't be controlled by anyone else, can't be stolen, borrowed, killed, locked up, captured, kidnapped, struck by lightning, blown away, lost, die of thirst or hunger, be unhappy, be head shy, not like me, have me be anything above, and can only be a perfect, well-behaved, beautiful unicorn. (Heheh)
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Your wish is never granted. So sorry.

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