Possibly the best church website EVER.

Sci-fi, rock 'n roll, and giant scrolling faces!

If there's something on your mind that just doesn't seem to fall into any of the other categories, well, it quite likely belongs inside Joe Finneman's marketplace. Think of it as a general store for general discussions!
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Possibly the best church website EVER.

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You really can't get better than this.

Be sure to watch the intro. It's the best part!
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It saddens me to think that this church discriminates against people with epilepsy. :(
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YES. I have seen this. Wow. Can we hire that web designer to redo The ToO? \:D/
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The 1990s called, they want their web designer back.
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PIONEERING! MENTORING! MODELING!
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My eyes. :dumb: Whoever did that should do CC and TWEP.
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J-man wrote:The 1990s called, they want their web designer back.
THIS IS WHY WE NEED A LIKE BUTTON. :insane:


In other news, this is like..my favourite website ever. EVER.
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Jelly wrote:It saddens me to think that this church discriminates against people with epilepsy. :(
Win^

And evangelical church websites have made me despise any website using even a moderate amount of flash.
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I will forever feel inadequate about any webpage I design.
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Jonathan wrote:
Jelly wrote:It saddens me to think that this church discriminates against people with epilepsy. :(
Win^

And evangelical church websites have made me despise any website using even a moderate amount of flash.
Flash is evil and should die a fiery death.

..unless it's games or something, that's cool.
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Quite a lot going on there church website. Why did you need all that again?

Also, it's awesome, but it makes me afraid a screamer is going to pop up.
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jasonjannajerryjohn wrote:Quite a lot going on there church website. Why did you need all that again?
isn't it obvious? They're CULTURALLY RELEVANT.
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[quote="J-man"Flash is evil and should die a fiery death.

..unless it's games or something, that's cool.[/quote]
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jasonjannajerryjohn wrote:Also, it's awesome, but it makes me afraid a screamer is going to pop up.
*like button*
Also, I forgot about those. Now I'm going to worry that random websites will start screaming at me until I forget about them again in about 27 minutes.
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Jelly wrote:
jasonjannajerryjohn wrote:Quite a lot going on there church website. Why did you need all that again?
isn't it obvious? They're CULTURALLY RELEVANT.
I know right? They have a statue of a guy with a SWORD.
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J-man wrote:
Jonathan wrote:
Jelly wrote:It saddens me to think that this church discriminates against people with epilepsy. :(
Win^

And evangelical church websites have made me despise any website using even a moderate amount of flash.
Flash is evil and should die a fiery death.

..unless it's games or something, that's cool.
Win #2 ^
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That website is the busiest website for a church I've ever seen. I was so distracted by the intro and main page I forgot for a minute to look for the pastor's info, etc. They have their own IT guy listed in the staff page? That is such a cool place-- I would love to work for a church in the IT dept.
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Kody! I don't know you that well, but I know you're a long lost Random! O:) (don't mind me)

Indeed; it was a bit distracting having a voice narrate the whole thing, with all the pictures, and music, and who knows what else.
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Dude. I want to go to this church. It looks like fun.
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Trixie Belden wrote:Dude. I want to go to this church. It looks like fun.
CONTEMPORARY, even! \:D/
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Wow, I was expecting a 90's video game villian to pop up during the intro.

Something about that place makes me uneasy. And I have never heard of a church calling a pastor's wife the First Lady.
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