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You don't. But when you get old your teeth are so crooked that they all fall out. (I have no idea how this would happen, but, it happens to you)
I wish I could be good at math.
I wish I could be good at math.
~*~StrongNChrist, November 22, 1991- March, 25th, 2011~*~
You are. But you're so good at it, that your parents move you into an advanced college-level book, which is too hard for even your smart math brain.
I wish I could lose 10 pounds.
I wish I could lose 10 pounds.
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you do, but then your skirts keep falling off.
I wish the wind would stop
I wish the wind would stop
It does. But only because you are in the eye of a hurricane.
I wish I could go to Spain and eat noodles.
I wish I could go to Spain and eat noodles.
~*~StrongNChrist, November 22, 1991- March, 25th, 2011~*~
You do, but the noodles are secretly poisoned...
I wish I could get my dad to make a tire swing.
I wish I could get my dad to make a tire swing.
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you do, but the rope breaks when you're on it, and you sprain your ankle
I wish I could speak french
I wish I could speak french
Congratulations! You speak French now! But because of this, your family sends you to France where you live there for the rest of your life and never see your family again.
I wish I could fly in a plane.
I wish I could fly in a plane.
You do but it's 9/11 all over again.
I wish vegetables and I could co-exist.
I wish vegetables and I could co-exist.
he/him | a little stinker.
What does that even mean?
You now co-exist, but someone mistakes you for a vegetable and eats you instead.
I wish I could go back in time.
You now co-exist, but someone mistakes you for a vegetable and eats you instead.
I wish I could go back in time.
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You do, but you get stuck there forever.
I wish I could run a five minute mile
I wish I could run a five minute mile
You can, but somehow you trigger a gravity trick and are forced to run forever without break. (I don't know how that can happen, but it does!)
I wish the swimming pool would get ready by itself without us doing any work.
I wish the swimming pool would get ready by itself without us doing any work.
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Wish granted! But the water company cut off your water supply so you can't fill it!!!
I wish my sister would stop liking a guy from a completely dysfunctional family!!!
I wish my sister would stop liking a guy from a completely dysfunctional family!!!
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she stops liking him, but starts liking a guy ten times worse than your worst nightmare.
I wish I had some chocolate.
I wish I had some chocolate.
You do, but it's poisoned.....
I wish I could have a good fishing pond. Our's is so filthy.
I wish I could have a good fishing pond. Our's is so filthy.
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You now have a clean fishing pond. But, the water is so clean, there's nothing for the fish to eat!!! So the fish die.
I wish I had a Wii...
I wish I had a Wii...
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You do, but the Wii has a bomb in it and blows up your whole house.
I wish Okra would disappear.
I wish Okra would disappear.
Wish granted, but you disappear too.
I wish I could go to the water park.
I wish I could go to the water park.
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Wish granted! But the shark tank breaks and the shark eats you....
I wish Obama would not win this election...
I wish Obama would not win this election...
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He doesn't! However, it's because he drops out right now and Hillary Clinton wins in his place.
I wish I could win all the volleyball games tonight.
I wish I could win all the volleyball games tonight.
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Note: My past posts do not necessarily reflect my values. Many of them were made when I was young and (in retrospect) misguided. If you identify a post that expresses misinformation, prejudice, or anything harmful, please let me know.
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Wish granted! But the other teams are so mad they decide to gang up on you and they kill you...
I wish cats would go extinct.
I wish cats would go extinct.
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