Odyssey Character Quotes

Whit's wiping down the counter, Connie's mopping the floor, and the kids are sipping on their milkshakes. If you want to talk about Adventures in Odyssey the radio drama, this is the spot to do just that!
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"Some of my best memories are from being a Boy Scout and doing all those fun "-ing" things—boating, camping, rafting, hiking, falling, hurting, bleeding, and yelling for help. It was the most fun I've ever had!"

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"It sounds like a dying moose!" (reference to the cuckoo clock Jerry gave Whit for Christmas when he was little)

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Jason: I'm just admiring the new skylight we put in the roof.
Jack Allen: Jason, it's smoked glass. You can't really see anything.
Jason: Uh, uh not true. You can see the glow of the moon as its incandescent rays bathe the office with an eerie somnambulance.
Jack Allen: Have you been talking to Eugene again?
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Jason: Connie, you're driving me crazy.
Connie: Thank you.
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"Now I'm a name, not a number." (the episode title is in the quote) ;) I love Jason!

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"Be quiet until I’m finished! Second—don’t you ever threaten me or any adult you come in contact with again, you understand? You think you can wreck my career? Well, imagine the quality of your life without a proper education! Now you’re gonna turn around, go back to that classroom, and give me a heartfelt apology. And we’re going to study until you can take that test confidently and never have to resort to childish outbursts to cover for bad grades again!"

Katrina, from A Book By It's Cover

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Bernard: You look about as happy as a man who invested a million dollars in eight track tapes.
Eugene: I beg your pardon?
Bernard: Eight track tapes! You know; in the 70's, they were tape... Oh, never mind. It's no good if you have to explain it!

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"Patterson! You're alive!" "No, I'm not Patterson. I'm his uh... brother, uh... Shmatterson!"

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Edwin Blackgaard: Typical, typical! People will waste their time watching little terrors wandering around in pink pajamas with cotton balls on their rear ends, yet they neglect to appreciate authentic drama such as performed here at the Harlequin Theatre.

Shakespeare: Perhaps we could learn something from them.

Edwin Blackgaard: Shakespeare, I will not prance about in pink pajamas. Not my color.

Next Character: Jay Smouse
Jason: I'm just admiring the new skylight we put in the roof.
Jack Allen: Jason, it's smoked glass. You can't really see anything.
Jason: Uh, uh not true. You can see the glow of the moon as its incandescent rays bathe the office with an eerie somnambulance.
Jack Allen: Have you been talking to Eugene again?
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Jason: Connie, you're driving me crazy.
Connie: Thank you.
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"Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but that would keep me from leaving."

Trent DeWhite!
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"Whoa! That... was incredible! When you flexed your muscles, I felt a breeze!" - Trent in "The Present Long Ago," one of my all-time favourite episodes! It makes me laugh every time.

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Robert Mitchell: It's still your turn.
Connie Kendall: Still?
Robert Mitchell: And it will remain your turn until you bowl into our lane.

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Bananareader, that is one of my all-time favourite Mitch quotes! There's just something about it that I like. :D
Jellyfish: Well, well, well, Sleeping Beauty is waking up. How did you like your little shock, huh?
Richard Maxwell: It wasn’t half as bad as waking up and seeing you. Having a good time, Myron?
Jellyfish: Not as good a time as I’m gonna have!
Richard Maxwell: Mind if I give you a piece of advice?
Jellyfish: Why not?
Richard Maxwell: When you're doing something like this...
Jellyfish: Yeah?
Richard Maxwell: Make sure you lock the door! (jumps out) See ya!
Credit - AIO Wiki which saved me the effort of getting the wording correct on one of my favourite Richard Maxwell quotes!

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Mandy Straussberg: You wouldn't know a good play if it... if it...
Jared DeWhite: Overthrew the government!
Mandy Straussberg: Overthrew the — what?! Never mind. <Walks away>
Liz Horton: Why do I even bother?
Jared DeWhite: You know, a performance of a play once did overthrow the—
Liz Horton: Be quiet, Jared.

That exchange just makes me laugh every time. :lol: Jared is a great character.

Next character: Emily Jones
"our language contains many words having a double meaning; and...to pronounce a joke that allows both meanings of a certain word, proves the joker a person of culture and refinement, who has, moreover, a thorough command of the language."
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"Why doesn't a duck's quack ever echo?" -Emily Jones

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Eugene: Book Club?
Mrs. Kramer: Boring!
Eugene: Well, is it fiction or non-fiction?
Mrs. Kramer: Well, the books are fiction; the boredom is very non-fiction.
Eugene: Well, none the less, I'd like to sign up for that...is there a form?
Mrs. Kramer: Well, I can't talk you out of it?
Eugene: No.
Mrs. Kramer: Fill this out.
Eugene: Part of your job here at the library is encouraging community involvement?
Mrs. Kramer: Right! Absolutely.
Eugene: That raise should be right around the proverbial corner.

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Nathaniel Graham: Can't we continue our debate like two adults?
Eugene Meltsner: We could, but we're one adult short.
Nathaniel Graham: How droll.
next character: Mrs. Randolph
I used the AIO Wiki to find all of the quotes I put for this game.
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This is just from memory - "My grandson wears PowerBoy boxers too!" <insert lots of laughter> Wooton's birthday song is one of my favourite things! \:D/

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