Odyssey Character Quotes

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I wanted to start a "favourite quotes of Odyssey" thread, but that's not super exciting by itself. So I decided to turn this concept into more of a game! \:D/

Each person posts an Odyssey quote, BUT they must choose a quote that involves the character chosen by the previous poster. For example, since I'm going first, I'll just post a random quote of my choosing. Then I'll choose a character for the next person to quote.

Does that make sense? Hopefully that makes sense. :-

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Connie Kendall: Court is now in recess!
Rodney Rathbone: Oh yeah! When the going gets tough, the tough go outside and play on the swings!
Connie Kendall: Rodney... we're going to take a break so I can figure this all out.

I love this episode! :lol: It's such a treat and there are so many quotable moments! Plus I just love silly courtroom dramas, so I'm biased. But Odyssey does them well. :yes:

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Eugene Meltsner: I would humbly suggest to be careful not to jump to any conclusions.
Katrina Shanks: Oh, I’d never count my chickens before they hatched.
Eugene Meltsner: But you might kill two birds with one stone.
Katrina Shanks: Not when a bird in hand is worth two in a bush.
Eugene Meltsner: Unless bird of a feather flock together.
Katrina Shanks: Well, then, I’d be forced to fly the coop.
Eugene Meltsner: There was poultry humor in that remark.
Katrina Shanks: Oh, Eugene, that’s a foul thing to say!
Eugene Meltsner: Well, I was just winging it.

Hehehe I loved this fun wordplay they had. It was so cute because Connie had mentioned that Eugene didn't like puns but here he's having fun with Katrina making puns. :D

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Jared DeWhite: As the Bible says, why do you care so much about the spam in your brother's eye when you have a hog in your own? Or something like that.

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"I can't get a lawyer that soon! Uncle Louie's in prison for another six weeks!" - Rodney Rathbone

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"You wanna hear bathwater? I'll let you hear bathwater." - Jimmy Barclay

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"You're about as subtle as my Uncle Ted. He fills in his bald spot with a brown Sharpie." -Bernard Walton

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Parakeet wrote:Jared DeWhite: As the Bible says, why do you care so much about the spam in your brother's eye when you have a hog in your own? Or something like that.
I like quoting this one! Such a good line!

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Liz Horton: I just want to know how I made it to the finals. I'm not exactly gorgeous.
Nick Mulligan: Hey, don't cut yourself down like that. Personally, I think you're a very attractive person
Liz: Really??
Nick: Yeah.
Liz: Thanks! But don't get your hopes up..... I'm not polishing the napkin holders!

Just heard this episode a couple days ago. Loved that little exchange.

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"Snowflakes drifted down like dandruff from the sky"

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Rodney Rathbone: I just want something a little more... punchy, that's all.
Lucy Cunningham-Schultz: Punchy?! If it were any more punchy, it'd have two black eyes and a broken nose!
Rodney Rathbone: Hey, that's good! Can you put that in somewhere?
Lucy Cunningham-Schultz: No, I don't think so.

Not gonna lie, aiowiki helps me with these. I can't remember the exact words.

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Doris Rathbone: You've got a son who's growing up to be a slob, just like his father, and you're talking about Tom Riley?

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"I remember the first time my mom left me alone for two days. I was fourteen, and I invited all the... never mind I wasn't a Christian."

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Erica Colburn: "You've been at school two weeks and you're already locked into your little routine. Where's your sense of adventure?"
Aubrey Shepard: "Right here! A green chili cheeseburger."

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"But it's obvious you're not a kumquat." - Jack Allen

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"Okay! That's it! No more sugar for any of you! I'm closing down the ice cream service. And if anyone breaks anything else, I'm sending you all home!" - John Whittaker in The Y.A.K. Problem


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"I've decided to dedicate myself completely to making my husband happy. I will cook three meals a day, have a few children, and wear a veil over my head in his presence. I thank you." (Even though Margaret doesn't technically speak this line, I contend that it is a Margaret quote because she wrote the statement for Edwin to read in "I Slap Floor." Also it's by far the funniest Margaret line there is. \:D/)

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"Ugh. How can you possibly make so much noise with a gag on?!"

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"Sounds great, but if you believe the way Bill Kendall believes, you live, and you die, and the people you leave behind spend years trying to get over losing you." - Bill Kendall, "Where Is Thy Sting?" (A depressing quote, but one of his more memorable ones. :- )

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"If Mr. Potato Head had information right now, I'd take it."

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"It made me want to hit my head on something hard and erase all memory of my life from the last 2 hours."

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"You get to put cheesecake on your cereal?" - Marvin Washington

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