The Town of Odyssey

DO YOU ALWAYS NOT MAKE SENSE???

OF COURSE! MAKING SENSE IS BORING!

NOT WHEN YOU CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT SOMEONE SAYS! YEEESH PERSON, MAKE SENSE ALREADY!

*goes to his kitchen to bake some sense*

Got a recipe?

*cooks up more sense than Woody* HAH

Heh...Of course I has a recipe...

Makes: 1 Sandwich
You will need:

-A toaster
-Two slices of whole wheat toast [you can do rye if you want, but the whole wheat will give you the full "Paula experience"...]
-A jar of Mayonnaise
-2 slices of fairly thin tomatoes
-One slice of cooked ham [Turkey works too]
-A small handful of Green Onions

Instructions:

Place both pieces of toast into a two slot toaster and turn the knob setting thingy to 4 1/2. Wait for the toaster to "bing" once it does carefully take out your toast. Your toast should be perfectly browned, and if it's not then you did something wrong. Next spread mayo on both pieces of toast...Make sure you don't put too much mayo on your bread, because then it will be yucky. After you're done spreading, place the two slices of Tomato on one piece of bread [make sure both of them together cover the whole piece of toast]. Then lay the ham/turkey on top of the tomatoes followed by your handful of green onions. And you're done! [When you take your first bite you should hear a nice "Crunch" if you don't then go and sue the company that made your bread.


If you don't read this I'll be mad at you, because it took me like 10 minutes to type up...

Would you prefer to be a butcher, a baker, or a candlestick-maker?

Moontide wrote:Would you prefer to be a butcher, a baker, or a candlestick-maker?

A baker.

I love animals too much to kill them, and candlestick-making just sounds boring.

Would you rather operate a(n) airplane, automobile, or space vehicle?

Considering I would crash both the first and the last and die, I'm gonna say automobile. Lowest chance of death.

Hahahaha, would you rather your skin turn yellow, purple, red, green or blue?

Connie G. wrote:Hahahaha, would you rather your skin turn yellow, purple, red, green or blue?

You pulled those colors from my signature, didn't you? Hrmmmmm... probably yellow, as it's the closest to normal, and I could look like a smiley face

No, you'd look like you had yellow fever or tuberculosis. Pick blue, then people'd just think you were weird. Not fatally sick
So how would you spend a week without responsibilities?

Do you like the colour orange on walls?

Do you ever intend to get your permit?

Can you run a car? 0_0

YOU CAN'T DRIVE?

BE NICE! *smacks*

So...What's your honest opinion on water?

What's your opinion on waiters?

Moontide wrote:Do you like the colour orange on walls?

Nope.

Countess wrote:Do you ever intend to get your permit?

Yes. Tomorrow.

Countess wrote:Can you run a car? 0_0

Are we talking Flintstones here?

Isaiah the Ox wrote:YOU CAN'T DRIVE?

Of course I can drive. Just not legally.

Paula wrote:So...What's your honest opinion on water?

It's great stuff, but I bit bland. Why couldn't God have made water taste like Raspberry Iced Tea?

Moontide wrote:What's your opinion on waiters?

They give me food, therefore they are amazing.

What's your opinion on wasters?

What's your opinion on wafers?