The Town of Odyssey

Do you like big dogs or small dogs better?

I like all dogs as long as they don't bark and bark and bark.

*bark bark bark*

What's the thickest book you've ever seen?

If you inherited the throne of England, would you refuse it?

@Isaiah--probably an encyclopedia but my brain's too frazled rn


@Moontide--I would take it for a day and then sashay away

Is maths grammatically correct?

Most of Europe uses maths

I need advice oh sage one. I now have a big scar running down my chest. How should I say I got it?

I need a cool story for how I sprained my ankle. Tripping on a rock because I wasn't paying attention is lame.

Knight Fisher wrote:I need advice oh sage one. I now have a big scar running down my chest. How should I say I got it?

Are you just unbuttoning your shirt at every opportunity to impress the girls? Either way, tell them you had like, an extra heart or something. And you underwent a risky surgery to give your spare heart to this one girl you never could work up the courage to talk to, but now you're fueled by the fact that she is alive because of you and that she literally carries a piece of you inside

E II wrote:I need a cool story for how I sprained my ankle. Tripping on a rock because I wasn't paying attention is lame.

Tell people you barely escaped from the KGB and got caught and tortured before they decided to let you go. Then tell them you need a place to hide since you're protecting international secrets that could rip the very fabric of society apart. You get free food AND lodging!

I knew there was a reason I came to you.

Brilliance at work.

*bows*

I think there are some girls I know that have a crush on me... But I'm not not interested in dating anyone right now. WHAT SHOULD I DO? (I've already tried throwing mud on them....)

Throw pepper on them.

There's a guy who thinks I have a crush on him. But I don't. What should I do?

There's a girl who thinks I kill her in Mafia on purpose. But I don't. What do I do?

Connie: Hit him with a shovel. That'll quite literally crush him!

Countess: Kill her on purpose in Mafia. Gotta set the record straight

What is the largest amount of sugar you have ingested at once?

I like a guy who's a month younger than me, I'm 14 and a girl (of course)
About a year ago, before I liked him, he found out I was older than him and he's taller than me so he couldn't believe it. Then his friend just randomly said "he likes you" to me right in front of him. Then my future crush started chasing him around like he was mad. Do you think he really liked (or likes) me? Thanks

Also a six year old says he loves me it's really cute but what should I do?


Okay bye