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I'm sure he'll be delighted to have a question thread of his own. :yes:




J-man, why do I own you so much? \:D/
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Is Psuedonymn your second account?
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J-man, .... why are you letting this impostor start a thread for you?!
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J-man, are you in any way connected to the Iranian Black Market? :-
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Are you directly related to any ToOers?
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Who is cooler, Mario or Von Trap? :-k
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Why did I sleep on top of my bed sheets last night instead of under them like a normal person?

-Robo
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Robo wrote:Why did I sleep on top of my bed sheets last night instead of under them like a normal person?

-Robo
No comment...
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Haha. :noway:
Pseudonym wrote:I'm sure he'll be delighted to have a question thread of his own. :yes:




J-man, why do I own you so much? \:D/
I'm sure you'd like to think that you do. I'll let you keep that little fairytale of yours. :-
Rose Petal wrote:Is Psuedonymn your second account?
If I told you that, I'd have to kill you. :noway:
Danny wrote:J-man, .... why are you letting this impostor start a thread for you?!
You're right, I should kick him or something. \:D/
goreds wrote:J-man, are you in any way connected to the Iranian Black Market? :-
Uhm.. no comment. O:)
Fyedka wrote:Are you directly related to any ToOers?
Nope. I did inadvertently refer someone from real life here though. I think. Maybe I didn't refer her here. In any case, I knew her before she joined. \:D/
Jellyfish11 wrote:Who is cooler, Mario or Von Trap? :-k
Mario the plumber? \:D/ Definitely him.
Robo wrote:Why did I sleep on top of my bed sheets last night instead of under them like a normal person?

-Robo
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How many other double accounts like mine do you have to keep your post count up?


Why am I asking a question to my theoretical self? :-k
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I'm thinking maybe you're my alter ego. Like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.



Except it's Dr. J-man and Mr. Pseud. \:D/
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Are you upset that someone else started your "ask J-man" thread?

Do you resent answering our questions?
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Fyedka wrote:Are you upset that someone else started your "ask J-man" thread?

Do you resent answering our questions?
Nope, I'm having too much fun insulting Pseudo.


See above, but insert everyone who asked a question's names. :-
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Robo wrote:Why did I sleep on top of my bed sheets last night instead of under them like a normal person?

-Robo
I don't even use sheets. :anxious:

Dr. J-man, is that weird?
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Dr. J-Man, do you think I am human?

Do you like Weird Al?

If you had to listen to the "I'm a Barbie Girl" song for 35 years straight tied to a chair eating only bread and distilled water, what would you do after being released?

Do you have smallpox?

Am I annoying you with all of these questions?

Do Jellyfish and BBB make a good couple?

Did you know that if you rearrange the letters of 'ASK J-MAN' you get 'MASK JAN'?

Have you ever died of a cheese overdose?

If you suddenly found yourself in an alternate universe where the Randoms were the Seriouses and Pseudonym was president and he married a horse and everyone was dying of bubonic plague, would you buy butter, mayonaise, or mustard for your sandwich?

If you saw something green and fuzzy crawling around your fridge and it starts attacking your pickle jar, would you set it on fire or call your local biohazard unit?

Why do I have so many questions?
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Robo wrote:Why did I sleep on top of my bed sheets last night instead of under them like a normal person?

-Robo
I don't even use sheets. :anxious:

Dr. J-man, is that weird?
Yes. :noway:
Amethystic wrote:Dr. J-Man, do you think I am human?
I'm leaning toward thinking so.
Amethystic wrote:Do you like Weird Al?
He rocks.
Amethystic wrote:If you had to listen to the "I'm a Barbie Girl" song for 35 years straight tied to a chair eating only bread and distilled water, what would you do after being released?
Well, seeing as how I would be legally insane, I probably would overdose on cheese.
Amethystic wrote:Do you have smallpox?
:shock: Shhh. :noway:
Amethystic wrote:Am I annoying you with all of these questions?
Maybe. Then again, maybe not.
Amethystic wrote:Do Jellyfish and BBB make a good couple?
In real life, or on the ToO? ;) I really have no idea. Do you think they do?
Amethystic wrote:Did you know that if you rearrange the letters of 'ASK J-MAN' you get 'MASK JAN'?
Uh oh, now my secret's out.
Amethystic wrote:Have you ever died of a cheese overdose?
No, but that's how I would choose to go.
Amethystic wrote:If you suddenly found yourself in an alternate universe where the Randoms were the Seriouses and Pseudonym was president and he married a horse and everyone was dying of bubonic plague, would you buy butter, mayonaise, or mustard for your sandwich?
Mayo. Because I hate mayo right now, so, theoretically, I would love it there.
Amethystic wrote:If you saw something green and fuzzy crawling around your fridge and it starts attacking your pickle jar, would you set it on fire or call your local biohazard unit?
I would shoot it with a 12 gauge shotgun. :noway:
Amethystic wrote:Why do I have so many questions?
Because the universe would die of boredom otherwise. \:D/
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Why is mac and cheese evil and taste bad?
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Prince Ace Heart wrote:Why is mac and cheese evil and taste bad?
You are clearly delusional, have some mac and cheese to help. :noway:
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I shant not have any of that evil stuff!
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You should put tuna in it then...it tastes better that way! \:D/

*tries to come up with a question to make her comment not totally pointless...*

Um...um....which state has better cheese: Wisconsin or California? (Sorry, it's all I got at the moment...)
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