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*is looking through old posts and sees this*
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Marvin D. wrote:Who would you consider your top 5 friends on the ToO and why?
Oh, dear... I don't know if I could decide... so for the sake of all of my friends here I shall name 3 and everyone else may assume that they are one of the other two. :)

Also, these are not in any particular order.

1. Amethystic: She is a Random, of course. Plus when we met she hated Down Gilead Lane but I think she's warming up to it.

2. BrokenButBeautiful: She's a Random, of course. Also I am indebted to her for saving my life from that narwhal.

3. Jellyfish: Brothers are automatically friends, I think.
*ahem* As much as I appreciate being listed in your top three (ILYP!!!), I can assure you that I am not warming up to DGL, nor will I grow fond of it any time in the forseeable future. :noway: Well, unless someone lobotomizes me or hits me really hard over the head, but that doesn't count.


Well, since I'm here... \:D/

How are you will be feeling yesterday?
Why does the roof of my library look so much like a floor?
Why do 90% of homeschoolers own an ugly grey t-shirt/sweater with a logo on it?
Am I not considered an official homeschooler until I own an ugly grey t-shirt/sweater with a logo on it?
Did you know that I'm homeschooling this year?
Did you know that means I'll have more time to work on my plans for world domination? :laughat:
Have you done anything with the copy of our AIO saga I sent you? \:D/
If not, could you sometime soon? :incnt:
If not, can I work on it some more? O:) I was thinking we could finish it and post it, but I was the last one to work on it...
WHY IS THE ROOM SPINNING PURPLE WITH A SHADY SAUCEPAN?! :mad:
Which drug did I take before typing that last sentence? :-
What comes into your mind when you see the word, "spatulafork"?
Would you buy a spatulafork?
How do you pronounce the word, "spatulafork"?
When was the last time you ate a pork product? ( :lol: )
Did you know that TV dinner pork products taste like sponges?
Did you know that even though they're sponge-like, you can't use them to clean floors? :(
What would you say if that your life is a lie and you're really made up of 70% metal?
If I stuck magnets to you to prove that I was right, would you get mad?
Would you get even madder if I used you as a magnetic bulletin board and stuck my grocery list and calander onto you?
Why is my left leg twitching? :-k
Why are serial killers so fascinating?
Why is being a serial killer so--just kidding, just kidding! :tongue2:
Is the MGPDMFS a serial killer on the side? ;)
If a serial hamster killer started wreaking havoc in the state of Michigan, what would you do? :-
Do clowns make you want to cry?
Do clowns with large knives and machine guns make you want to cry?
Do clowns with large pieces of bacon make you want to cry?
Do clowns who keep hamsters in cages make you want to cry?
Do I make you want to cry?
What's it like being all grown up? \:D/
Does being a grown-up make it illegal for you to sit in highchairs at restaurants?
Why are there no IHOPs or K-Marts in Canada? :(
Why is the Canadian iTunes store inferior to the American one?
Are Americans RACIST against Canadians? :x
How is that blob of cheese inside your head replacing your brain doing with the college work load? ;)
If you had another brain, what would you do to ensure BBB and I didn't eat it again? :-
Are you glad I'm gonna shut up now, since I'm almost out of computer time at the library? :(

Well, hasta banana! \:D/
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Oh, come on... I know you're a secret DGL fan.
Amethystic wrote:How are you will be feeling yesterday?
Bored.
Why does the roof of my library look so much like a floor?
I don't know; I've wondered that too.
Why do 90% of homeschoolers own an ugly grey t-shirt/sweater with a logo on it?
I don't. So I don't know.
Am I not considered an official homeschooler until I own an ugly grey t-shirt/sweater with a logo on it?
Nope! \:D/ As I said, I don't own one.
Did you know that I'm homeschooling this year?
Seriously? \:D/ That's groovy!
Did you know that means I'll have more time to work on my plans for world domination? :laughat:
Sparks. Too bad I'm not homeschooling so I'd have more time to help you.
Have you done anything with the copy of our AIO saga I sent you? \:D/
:anxious:
If not, could you sometime soon? :incnt:
Of course!
If not, can I work on it some more? O:) I was thinking we could finish it and post it, but I was the last one to work on it...
See above.
WHY IS THE ROOM SPINNING PURPLE WITH A SHADY SAUCEPAN?! :mad:
Because the saucepan is not to be trusted. It is all an illusion...
Which drug did I take before typing that last sentence? :-
Vitamin C
What comes into your mind when you see the word, "spatulafork"?
A pair of jeans full of holes. Why on earth do people buy jeans with holes already in them? I throw mine away when they're covered in holes.
Would you buy a spatulafork?
No!
How do you pronounce the word, "spatulafork"?
SHHH! You must never pronounce that word!
When was the last time you ate a pork product? ( :lol: )
Never. \:D/
Did you know that TV dinner pork products taste like sponges?
All the more reason not to eat it.
Did you know that even though they're sponge-like, you can't use them to clean floors? :(
So what's the purpose? :(
What would you say if that your life is a lie and you're really made up of 70% metal?
Yaaaay!
If I stuck magnets to you to prove that I was right, would you get mad?
Probably.
Would you get even madder if I used you as a magnetic bulletin board and stuck my grocery list and calander onto you?
Nah.
Why is my left leg twitching? :-k
It just is. *nods*
Why are serial killers so fascinating?
Um... I don't know... maybe you should ask your psychiatrist friend... ;)
Why is being a serial killer so--just kidding, just kidding! :tongue2:
I don't know... maybe you should ask your police officer friend...
Is the MGPDMFS a serial killer on the side? ;)
I hope not! It takes long enough to say without adding more letters to the acronym.
If a serial hamster killer started wreaking havoc in the state of Michigan, what would you do? :-
Hide in the library. Serial hamster killers don't like libraries.
Do clowns make you want to cry?
Not sometimes.
Do clowns with large knives and machine guns make you want to cry?
No, they make me want to run.
Do clowns with large pieces of bacon make you want to cry?
Yes!
Do clowns who keep hamsters in cages make you want to cry?
:cry:
Do I make you want to cry?
Not if you stop talking about keeping hamsters in cages. :cry:
What's it like being all grown up? \:D/
Slightly different from being slightly less than all grown up.
Does being a grown-up make it illegal for you to sit in highchairs at restaurants?
I don't know; I'll have to try that.
Why are there no IHOPs or K-Marts in Canada? :(
I don't know. IHOP is supposed to be international. You should sue them for false advertising.
Why is the Canadian iTunes store inferior to the American one?
Because Americans are inherently better.
Are Americans RACIST against Canadians? :x
Nooooo... oh, excuse me; this is an American thread.
How is that blob of cheese inside your head replacing your brain doing with the college work load? ;)
People keep dipping their chips in it... :(
If you had another brain, what would you do to ensure BBB and I didn't eat it again? :-
Make it taste like DGL.
Are you glad I'm gonna shut up now, since I'm almost out of computer time at the library? :(
Well, my fingers are rather tired...
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*could make some comments about the homeschooling T-shirt line, the all grown up line, and the DGL brain line, but won't*

Isn't your brain locked up in the college safe? (If colleges have safes?)

Do you know that I temporarily pictured you as an emo? :anxious:
"I still see Marvin as a newbie that is just as cool as an oldie." --snubs

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Marvin D. wrote:Do you know that I temporarily pictured you as an emo? :anxious:
:hilarious:


Oh, and Siv: I want to see progress on that AIO saga, stat!
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Amethystic wrote:
Marvin D. wrote:Do you know that I temporarily pictured you as an emo? :anxious:
:hilarious:
*coughs* I know...and I did that again today. \:D/ It comes from a bad webcam view. :yes:

What would happen if hamsters were always kept in cages?
What would happen if hamsters were only fed pork? ;)
Why are hand bracelets SO fascinating?
Why are typoes evl?
How can we prove that Amy really does like DGL? :-k
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But I don't! :x
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That's why we need a way to prove ya do! :x
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How can you prove something that's untrue? :noway:
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*waits for Travis to asnwer*

What is your favorite typo?
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Marvin D. wrote: Isn't your brain locked up in the college safe? (If colleges have safes?)
No, Amy and BBB ate it. :(
Do you know that I temporarily pictured you as an emo? :anxious:
I am most certainly not an emu!

-- 12 Sep 2010 12:07 pm --
Marvin D. wrote: What would happen if hamsters were always kept in cages?
We aren't? Awesome! \:D/ Can someone let me out?
What would happen if hamsters were only fed pork? ;)
We'd quickly die of malnutrition.
Why are hand bracelets SO fascinating?
Because they just are!
Why are typoes evl?
Becase the jus re!
How can we prove that Amy really does like DGL? :-k
I'd say look through her internet history, but I happen to know that she always formats her hard drive after listening. Any other ideas?

-- 12 Sep 2010 12:09 pm --
Amethystic wrote:How can you prove something that's untrue? :noway:
With my outstanding logical powers! \:D/ *proves something that is untrue* See?

-- 12 Sep 2010 12:10 pm --
Marvin D. wrote: What is your favorite typo?
That's like asking what my favorite form of torture is. :noway:
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SivartM wrote:
Marvin D. wrote: What is your favorite typo?
That's like asking what my favorite form of torture is. :noway:
Hehe, if you asked me what my favorite form of torture is, I'd actually be able to answer. :-
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Amethystic wrote:
SivartM wrote:
Marvin D. wrote: What is your favorite typo?
That's like asking what my favorite form of torture is. :noway:
Hehe, if you asked me what my favorite form of torture is, I'd actually be able to answer. :-
*asks*

Should I let you out of your cage or not? :-k *decides to*
Why do you call a hamster an extravagant gift? :x
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Bamboo shoots. :-
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