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I have not yet had a hammer of doom fall on me! Mainly because I have not asked a question and because of my genius intellect. \:D/
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Awesome speech! =D> I wholeheartedly agree with this Pseudonym fellow! \:D/
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We Pseudonyms have royal blood, y'know. We have legacy to consider. Tradition. The right to free speech. Liberty, fraternity, and pie. I have a dream; in that dream I saw a large robot wrecking children's playgrounds.

Wrong dream.


In my dream, I saw a large white cloud descending. On that cloud I saw the words, "JUST DO IT." After asking myself how Nike managed that one, I decided to come back here and restore all that is just, pure, and of good report. Here we stand today with a task. I ask, who shall stand up to this task?


Autographs on the left. Handshakes on the right. Pictures with me are $200 each.
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:hilarious:

Nobody pays $200 for pictures.


Actually, I meant to say: Who pays $200 for pictures?!

I'd like to see you try to doom hammer me. Seriously, try! \:D/
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J-man wrote:Who pays $200 for pictures?!
Because you used an exclamation point, the hammer of doom is automatically disabled for the rest of this post.










But I can still use my NUCLEAR NINJA HAMSTERS! \:D/


GET THE J-GUY! :x
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This is just wrong. :noway: (rats, you found my loophole.. >_>)



Oh well. *pulls out an army of inflatable J-mans* \:D/
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THIS MEANS WAR! :x

*grabs machine gun and starts firing at all the inflatables*
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Incidentally, I just started producing a new kind of inflatable. They're made out of kevlar. \:D/
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J-man wrote:Incidentally, I just started producing a new kind of inflatable. They're made out of kevlar. \:D/
Incidentally, I just banned you from my thread.
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I'll see you soon.
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Pseudo, you're biased. \:D/
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Pseudonym wrote:
J-man wrote:Incidentally, I just started producing a new kind of inflatable. They're made out of kevlar. \:D/
Incidentally, I just banned you from my thread.
:neener:

orly. :noway:
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Stubborn wrote:Pseudo, you're biased. \:D/
If this is one of these "I'm going to ask you a question but end with a period" things, it won't work. :noway:
J-man wrote:
Pseudonym wrote:
J-man wrote:Incidentally, I just started producing a new kind of inflatable. They're made out of kevlar. \:D/
Incidentally, I just banned you from my thread.
:neener:

orly. :noway:
ADMINS! DO SOMETHING! HE'S BREAKING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS! :x
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SINCE WHEN. :noway:
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J-man wrote:SINCE WHEN. :noway:
I DON'T ANSWER NON-QUESTIONS EITHER. :x
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Well that's dumb. :noway:
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Pseudonym wrote:THIS MEANS WAR! :x
I don't think you'd ever be able to get WINDSHEAR and Aram in here to help you, so you're doomed if that's your only strategy. :noway:
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Pseudonym wrote:Feel free to NOT ask me a question. \:D/
why not? ok I won't. are you happy now?
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I can't belive this! You're trying to overthrow the Randoms?! The dominators of HH, the spreaders of peanut butter (and insanity), the lords and ladies of total and complete nonsense?! GIVE UP PSEUDODUDE! WE WILL NOT SURRENDER!!!! Pseudo>>> :hammer: <<<me
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JesusIsAlive wrote:
Pseudonym wrote:THIS MEANS WAR! :x
I don't think you'd ever be able to get WINDSHEAR and Aram in here to help you, so you're doomed if that's your only strategy. :noway:
:hilarious: So true. \:D/
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Pseudonym wrote:
Stubborn wrote:Pseudo, you're biased. \:D/
If this is one of these "I'm going to ask you a question but end with a period" things, it won't work. :noway:
Oh. :mope:

Do I get a second chance? \:D/
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