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You get the new iMac, but it's so full of bugs and glitches that you have to return it.

I wish Christina would spell "you're" correctly.
So you lost your trust,
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.
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Kait
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Post by Kait »

(I didn't spell it wrong in my last post :noway: )

I spell "you're" correctly but become such a spelling and grammar freak that I constantly correct you



I wish that I had some popcorn
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That's not valid because I almost never spell anything wrong. :noway:

You get popcorn, but it's so salty that you throw it away, and now you have a bad taste in your mouth.


I wish that would EK give me my prize soon.
So you lost your trust,
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.
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Kait
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Post by Kait »

I said grammar too, and you do make grammar mistakes, so it is valid :noway:


EK gives you your prize but it ends up being something pitiful like an awesome cookie :(


I wish that I wasnt' so cold right now
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"I totally approve of toddlers getting married." -Continental Admiral (aka Baragon)
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Me? Grammar mistakes? Never! :noway:

You get so hot that you put on shorts and a t-shirt and everyone thinks that you are insane.

I wish that all the world could see how cool PC's are.
So you lost your trust,
And you never should have.
No, you never should have.
But don't break your back
If you ever see this,
But don't answer that.
In a bullet proof vest
With the windows all closed,
I'll be doing my best
I'll see you soon.
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Post by FrayedAroundTheEdges »

^^ we do, *ugh* but then everyone realizes how its physically impossible for a stupid PC to out-cool a mac...helloooo PHOTOBOOTH!! =P

I wish that Paramore and Anbrlin would go on tour rogether so that me an my friend josh could go...
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whyd you have to wait? where were you?
just a little late...you found me
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They tour together, but it is so loud your eardrums burst.:anxious:

I wish I was in shape.
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You get into shape, but you get so much exercise that you look like one of those muscular women in muscle magazines, which makes you look really gross.

I wish I wasn't in class right now.
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you aren't in class right now, but that means that you're in a dark dark dungeon. Sorry.

I wish My mom wouldn't tell me to hurry up so much (yes, I am lazy sometimes.)
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Your mom stops telling you to hurry up, but you never get anything done so nobody wants to hang out with you.

I wish I had basketball practice six times a week!
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Post by Epic »

You do but you over work yourself and have a heart attack!

I wish that I didn't have to go to school ever but I knew everything that a person my age needs to know!
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Post by Movieman »

You never have to go to school again because you know everything a person your age needs to know, but unfortunately people your age don't need to worry about ninjas attacking you from behind... which is exactly what happens.

I wish I had 1 more week for Thanksgiving break.
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You have another week of Thanksgiving break...because you end up in the hospital for this next week; you're absolutely miserable plus you have to catch up on all the classes you missed this week.

I wish it weren't so cold outside...
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Post by ComputerGeek »

Granted but warms up so much that global warming causes all the polar ice caps to melt and your town is flooded. :D

I wish my computer would get fixed.
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It gets fixed, but it breaks permentaly again in three days.

I wish for better cookies. Kathy's aren't that good.
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You get better cookies, but then Cookie Monster (from Sesame Street) bursts through your door and in the process of running toward the plate of cookies, accidentally knocks you out the window.

I wish I had more money in my bank account right now (it can't have gotten there by any illegal means, though).
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Post by Mincy »

You get given $100,000,000,000 but the next day there is a glitch in the banks computer and you lose it all.


I wish the snow would get deeper. All we have now is a measly 1 1/2cm.
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Granted but it snows so much that you are trapped in your house, run out of food, and starve.

I wish the skiing season would start.
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Post by Fei »

The skiing season starts, but while you are driving to pick up your skis, a crazy terrorist ninja dude hijacks your car with nuclear weapons and cripples you.

(sorry, I'm in my "hyper-and-practically-high" mode)

I wish Hilary Clinton could be President of the World. \:D/
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You get your wish and I don't corrupt it. There that should teach you.

I wish Mike Huckabee would become the next president of the United States.
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