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You become an Oscar Meyer weiner... and then crash into a double decker bus. :(

I wish I could attend tonight's Senators vs. Habs hockey game. \:D/
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You attend, but the team you wanted to win is creamed 0-10, and because the game is so one-sided, it's not very fun to watch and you feel like you wasted your time going.

I wish I didn't have so much stuff due for school.
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You have your amount of homework halved but youget Fs on all of it.

I wish I had money
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movieman85 wrote:It starts feeling like fall... when all of the sudden Chuck Norris appears out of nowhere and roundhouse kicks you in the face.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.
You sound like my brother and some of his friends, they like to make chuck Norris jokes. :roll:

;)


Are you talking about ToO money? Well if you are, you get a whole lot, but then....it's stolen by that evil thief who took all the money in the first place!!! He somehow escaped from the store and is robbing people again!!! :o
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Who's Chuck Norris? I've heard the name, but I'm not sure who he is...

V-Lady, you forgot to post a wish. ;)
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Homeward bound wrote:Who's Chuck Norris? I've heard the name, but I'm not sure who he is...

V-Lady, you forgot to post a wish. ;)
he's this randome guy who was on walker texas ranger and now theres some randome jokes about it now...
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Post by Homeward bound »

fatlooy wrote:
Homeward bound wrote:Who's Chuck Norris? I've heard the name, but I'm not sure who he is...

V-Lady, you forgot to post a wish. ;)
he's this randome guy who was on walker texas ranger and now theres some randome jokes about it now...
I see...um...what's Walker Texas Ranger then? :anxious:
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Post by Epic »

I wish I could run super duper fast!
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You start running REALLY fast! But then you're legs get all twisted up and you make a big fool out of yourself!

I wish I LOVED doing school! \:D/
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You LOVE doing school but that's all you want to do and you are always doing extra credit and you have NO time for anything else so people stop hanging out with you and you end up with NO friends and the only thing good is that you have GREAT grades!

I wish I had 40 billion dollars!
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You now have 40 Billion Dollars... of counterfeit cash. No sooner does it come into your possession then the police bust into your house and arrest you.

I wish JesusFreak777 (a friend of mine as well as many of you ToOers out there) wasn't going blind.
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Me too... :(

Oh, uhm, you get your wish! She doesn't go blind, but she goes deaf. :(


I wish that I could get a glow in the dark basketball and basketball net. \:D/
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You do, but then they turn out to also be blow-up-in-the-dark. :(


I wish I could write a best-selling novel
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You write what would've been a top-selling novel...if anyone got the chance to read it. Unfortunately, as soon as you finish writing it, your computer crashes due to a virus that the only way to get rid of it is to re-image your computer...including the part where you saved your novel. You had one back up CD, but in your excitement of finishing the novel, you accidently drop it and somehow break it. Too bad you didn't want anyone to read it before it was finished because otherwise someone might have had a copy you e-mailed them or saved on their computer....
(Sorry, I know, long answer...)

I wish the ToO wasn't so slow for me lately that I double and triple post...
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Post by Mincy »

It isn't so slow. It's slower! so instead of double and triple posting you post ten or twenty times in a row.


I wish my brother wasn't so grumpy all the time.
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Post by Angel »

Your brother isn't grumpy all the time, in fact he is happy....annoyingly happy. He is always smiling, even when you tell him something serious or sad. And he won't knock it off, plus he tells jokes and laughs all the time too.


I wish my room was clean (without me having to clean it).
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Your room is clean, but only because your mother was tired of you not doing your own cleaning so she threw all your things in the trash.

I wish Domino's was open now so I could order something to eat.
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Post by Smaug the Dragon »

You get somethng to eat, but then you get food poisoning and you die...

I wish I could have some chocolate.
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Post by Scorpion »

you get chocolate,but it is rotten


I wish I could have my own computer
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Post by Angel »

You have your own computer, you get to do some cool things on it, then, when you are right in the middle of a really important project, it blows up! Taking some of your family, and the house with it. Your parents are very upset with you, you never get to use any computers ever again. You try to explain that it "Wasn't my fault!" but they don't believe you. Now you have to do everything by paper and pen. No more emials, just letters. You have to write everything out. Your life, is miserable.


I wish that I didn't have to do a Study Guide for Biology.
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