Describe the Closet!

"Welcome to our humble commode!" This is where Bart keeps a collection of truly zany posts. They aren't worth sellin', but Bart doesn't have the heart to throw them away. Take a look around and add your own zany thoughts - Just don't touch his pork rinds!!
Post Reply
User avatar
Eugene
Official Brainiac
Official Brainiac
Posts: 1416
Joined: June 2009
Location: Occupied lands of Canada
Status: My hair is 🟣; My soul is ☠
Gender:
Contact:

Describe the Closet!

Post by Eugene »

Friends! Bart's Pork Rind Closet is in need of a new description!! POST YOUR IDEAS AND CONTRIBUTIONS BELOW!!! :x
Image

"Don't fuss with me." WHY;
User avatar
snubs
Future Catspaw
Future Catspaw
Posts: 8551
Joined: March 2008
Location: Loserville
Gender:
Contact:

Post by snubs »

Well, not just the pork rind closet though, but the Electric Palace as a whole. *nods*
snubs is not dumb as he really is very smart. — Bmuntz
Image
| Odyssey Chat | Odyssey Moments | OM Podcast | #NotAIOMerch |
User avatar
ByeByeBrownie
I've been here a bit
Posts: 165
Joined: February 2020
Contact:

Post by ByeByeBrownie »

Description should definitely include the word "zany."
Image
Brownie has a knack
for writing superb haikus
she cannot be stopped
~Pengwin
Pianoman
My posts are revolutionary
Posts: 381
Joined: April 2015

Post by Pianoman »

I've been in the closet for so long I could explain every detail.

:lol:
User avatar
Danadelfos
Lounge Fanatic
Lounge Fanatic
Posts: 6938
Joined: November 2005

Post by Danadelfos »

Here's my shot at it!

In the back of the Electric Palace, we find a closet that is filled with the most zany and crazy threads. They aren't worth enough to sell, but Bart just doesn't have the heart to throw them away. Welcome to Bart's Pork Rind Closet!
Life with God is not immunity from difficulties, but peace in difficulties. ~ C.S. Lewis
Image
User avatar
Bren
Be positive!
Posts: 6046
Joined: March 2008
Location: Behind the cash register
Gender:
Contact:

Post by Bren »

Danadelfos wrote:Here's my shot at it!

In the back of the Electric Palace, we find a closet that is filled with the most zany and crazy threads. They aren't worth enough to sell, but Bart just doesn't have the heart to throw them away. Welcome to Bart's Pork Rind Closet!
This sounds great to me. :yes: It's a shame we don't have a Bart NPC.
ImageImageImage
logos linked
User avatar
Steve
No way I broke the window
Posts: 3341
Joined: October 2010
Location: IA
Contact:

Post by Steve »

I think it should just say "Welcome to our humble commode."
Image
he/him | a little stinker.
User avatar
Smaug the Dragon
If posts were pigs...
Posts: 2191
Joined: August 2006
Location: is brea liom m'áit dúchais

Post by Smaug the Dragon »

Steve wrote:I think it should just say "Welcome to our humble commode."
I second this. :lol:
User avatar
snubs
Future Catspaw
Future Catspaw
Posts: 8551
Joined: March 2008
Location: Loserville
Gender:
Contact:

Post by snubs »

Smaug the Dragon wrote:
Steve wrote:I think it should just say "Welcome to our humble commode."
I second this. :lol:
YES. This. We must use this as the opening line! xD Baha :lol:
snubs is not dumb as he really is very smart. — Bmuntz
Image
| Odyssey Chat | Odyssey Moments | OM Podcast | #NotAIOMerch |
Post Reply