The Town of Odyssey

Oh dear. Her tracking device is yielding nothing. She's nowhere on my radar. It's as if she were...off planet...

Woody wrote:Yeah, Ms. Woody, what are you up to?!?!?

By the way, who is Ms. Woody?

My apologies, a typo. An overeager intern edited my post beforehand, he must have goofed it up.

Now, Mr, Woody, care to explain your excessive salt use to my readers?

Hello. I'm The Scribbler, with the Odyssey Tattler? Mr. Woody, would you care to comment on the recent anonymous tip a member of my staff received just this morning? According to my staffer's source, you've been eating nearly three times your daily recommended salt intake. You deny it? How then do y...

Are you considering a revival of this fine piece of literature? The thought hadn't occurred to me, but perhaps I could reassemble my fine writing staff. A Tattler revival....It does have a certain ring to it, does it not? But I'm still left with one major factor; Why fix something when it isn't bro...

Greetings, I'm afraid I haven't seen your editor, but if you let me know where you last saw him, I might be able to help you look. Oh and this shirt is 3 years old, sorry to break your bubble. ;) Hello Brad. I'm The Scribbler. With The Odyssey Tattler? Mr. Brad, how do you react to recent embarrass...

Ya, I got a question for you Catspaw.

Hello. As I'm sure you know, I'm The Scribbler. With The Odyssey Tattler?

Ms. Paw, how do you respond to the recent allegations of your out of control soda use?

Now that the flattery is out of the way...

Hello. I'm sure you know me. Naturally, I'm The Scribbler. With the Odyssey Tattler? Charmed I'm sure.

How are you fair citizens? Good? That's nice.

Listen, I gotta ask you a question.

Have you seen my editor?

Shameful! You disgrace this fine town with your antics!

Ah yes, Jason Whittaker..... I recall him. He works for the NSA. Always suspected him of having secrets buried around Whit's End. Jason worked best with Monica. She's a friend you know, Monica. Gave us some great insider information during the first election of the ToO. Changed the course of things ...

Monty wrote:I really have enjoyed reading back issues as part of the Il-Gotten Deed contest.

Oh course you have, it's the Tattler. Unlike our, ahem, competition, the work of myself and my staff hold up remarkably well over time. The quality speaks for itself.

You people have no idea how brilliant I was. Outsold the Odyssey Times 3 to 1 we did. Back in the days when the mere mention of my name struck fear into the hearts of members. Don't believe me? Have no idea what ol' Scribbler is talking about? Do yourself a favor and read. http://thetoo.com/viewtopi...

Robbery; How deliciously scandalous.

My dear madam, we are currently having some technical difficulties. They will all be resolved shortly.


And is it right for our chief of police to be bad mouthing a public newspaper? What kind of leader are you?

Would you care to explain your actions to my readers?

I'm very glad that you all enjoyed the Odyssey Enigma. It was most interesting. But, as we all know, all bad things must come to an end. And so it shall. The Odyssey Enigma shall be no more. In it's place, will be a new kind of paper. A paper for the people, of the people, and by the Tattlers. What ...

The Odyssey Enigma By: Kateri Plumfield Enter Peace After a day or so in Kodiac, Callifornia and Nebraska we all were back in Odyssey. With a really strange story. Well maybe it is not all that strange. I guess if you want to look at it like that it isn't. It truly was an Odyssey in the right sence ...

"] The Odyssey Enigma By: Kateri Plumfiled Of Salmon and Corn W e started out the next day. We all said our good byes at the ariport. Catspaw, Frank and Chandler all went out to California to see Leah and Lin's sisters, and doubtlessly to have a "good time". I wisperd to Nell to make ...

Odyssey Enigma By: Kateri Plumfield Leah's Crossing I had to get something in to The Scribbler even though it was no where near finished with my story. I will have to start where I left off. Leah gave a little smile when she saw we were all friends. She slowly took a deep breath and slowly began to...

The Odyssey Enigma By: Kateri Plumfield Road to Midland We all met up at the airfield with our bags and tickets. The people who would be going were, Catspaw, EB, because he started the case and he wanted to find Andrea, and to annoy Catspaw. Myself; Mary Anne Ryan, AIOP, Trillspots, Frank and Chand...

The Odyssey Enigma By: Kateri Plumfield Questioning Someone Close The investigation was interrupted for a few days, because of the elections. We got the results in, and the new Chief of Police was given her office. Being another friend of Andrea’s she promptly decided to take up the case where EB h...

The Odyssey Enigma by: Kateri Plumfield. "Blackie Ryan's Niece" It was busy down at the police station a few days later. At first people of the Town of Odyssey had ignored Thomas, as someone who was making a mountain out of a mole-hole. Everyone went on with their week expecting that the ...