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by Eugene Meltsner
Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:18 pm
Forum: Finneman's Market
Topic: Should I go to college?
Replies: 29
Views: 705

Now that you mentioned it, Campbell College would be an excellent place to commence one's academic career! Of course, it would be prudent to finish secondary education first...something young Rathbone still has yet to complete.
by Eugene Meltsner
Sun Apr 01, 2007 12:31 pm
Forum: City Hall
Topic: The Town of Odyssey Turns Two!
Replies: 56
Views: 11230

Miss Kendall is certainly never at a loss for words, is she? I shall be sure to warn Katrina before she samples any of the cakes present at this event. Ahem...I have prepared a few simple words for this momentous occassion. I am overjoyed to express my sincere congratulations to this fair town on th...
by Eugene Meltsner
Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:45 pm
Forum: The Steps of City Hall
Topic: I PROTEST!
Replies: 28
Views: 3219

If my memory serves me correctly, Rodney has tried skipping town before. :-k
by Eugene Meltsner
Sun Jun 12, 2005 2:51 pm
Forum: Finneman's Market
Topic: My latest invention!
Replies: 59
Views: 2266

Wow, Eugene, this is certainly surprising. I find it interesting that your artificial intelligece resulted in the use of the word "earthlings." Does Katrina watch sci-fi as well? Well, he's experimental, you see. I basically programmed the attitude of every movie genre into RCN. As a resu...
by Eugene Meltsner
Sun Jun 12, 2005 2:43 pm
Forum: Finneman's Market
Topic: My latest invention!
Replies: 59
Views: 2266

My latest invention!

In order to make things a bit more interesting around here, I've come up with a new invention! I'm not sure what inspired me to create it, but whatever it was it wasn't those deplorable "Western" films Katrina forced me to view with her. :noway: ...I hope this wasn't a bad idea, but I've j...
by Eugene Meltsner
Sat May 14, 2005 11:00 pm
Forum: Whit's End
Topic: Wedding Gifts!
Replies: 24
Views: 3084

Thank you citizens of the Town of Odyssey! Despite the fact Katrina and I are already married, we are thrilled that all of you will be here next week to observe our renewal of vows ceremony!
by Eugene Meltsner
Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:57 pm
Forum: Finneman's Market
Topic: brushing your teeth
Replies: 20
Views: 1927

I attempt to brush at least five times daily! I take pride in my dental hygiene!
by Eugene Meltsner
Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:11 pm
Forum: Finneman's Market
Topic: Greetings and Salutations!
Replies: 21
Views: 2232

Greetings and Salutations!

Good day to you, Odyssey! Well, it would appear I am back, or at least part of me. I don’t seem to remember anything about this location, but I was informed by my “alleged” colleagues that this is where I used to reside. While I don’t recall much of anything about my current domicile, I do sense a t...