The Town of Odyssey

How ya gonna have BTV with no Bernard? Just curious.

Easy, the West plays more than the East, am I right?

How many teams are in the NHL?

Who do you like talking to the most on the ToO? What are you really good at? What are some of your pet peeves? Do you have an umbrella? If you do, what color is it? Do your socks match? Is your sock drawer organized? How many pairs of shoes do you own? What color do you consider ugly? -I don't know...

-Sure, in a controlled environment.
-I have, 3 times.
-It depends on what is being chemicalized.

Yep-- I can't find the right fit.

Oh goody!

What is the line of succession should you become absorbed in other pursuits?

Have you any legal documents?

Negligence is the mother of catastrophe.

I will be organizing a commission on the economy to independently review:

1) The existence of commerce on the ToO
2) The corporate makeup of the Odyssian economy
3) The direction of commerce

More details soon!

-It is one of the most difficult to make because of the fruit flavoring, but nothing in life worth doing is easy.
-Hm. Garth Brooks is good, but then again 3 Doors Down, and Bill Gaither--- I'm gonna say Gaither.
-Aaaaaaaaabsolutely not.

Who is Jesus to you?

^So disappointed, ma'am.

My imprisonment is inevitable.

GOD IS SUPREME!

Why does the NBA not have Sudden Death OT? Why is the draft order not set by team record from 2-30? Just curious.

Hey, Tea, perhaps you should have a Dragonfruit tree shipped direct to you so you can sprinkle the seed with sugar and water it with Maple Syrup. If that doesn't work, split it open and load it up. Then fry it in a sugary drink.

I got a 95 on an exam. Something I wish I did more.

Maybe I could start selling congressional-style testimonies...

^The Bible says, ask and you shall receive. If I can dig them up.

-- Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:42 pm --

Here, read this.

Comedy wars.

Oh, good grief.