The Town of Odyssey

http://s20.postimg.org/6ek4r1v6l/Spring_Social_banner_holidayhom_font.jpg "Today is the day!!" "I would like to proudly announce The Spring Social has officially begun! Your limo and chauffeur await your presence outside. Thanks to my fine establishment, The Harlequin Dinner Theatre,...

*whisks in to give an important announcement* Ah, ah, ah! Some of you still have not purchased your reservation. Don't delay if you expect to get in the doors on the 10th! Still require payment from: Avonlea - $20 Blitz - $25 Connie G. - $25 Jimmy Barclay - $20 John Chrysostom - $20 *turns on his h...

http://s20.postimg.org/rqrmoqf4t/divider_scroll_flip.png Greetings and Salutations to One and All! I come as the giver of joyful tidings. *unrolls script* With the courtesy of the ToO and the Town Council who remain your humble, servant-like-dictators, I extend an invitation to all ye worthy citize...

Kind lady, I mean what I say and I say what I mean!

O, what young men dare do! I shall rid thee from this establishment if thou doest not cease thy mockery!

I am currently poring over Shakespeare: The Biography!

Why good people of Odyssey, we could do a performance of Shakespeare in the park!

I BEG your pardon, Bernard! And just what is that supposed to mean!?

Give him a week, and if he fails, a pound of his flesh!!!
Heh heh heh yes...

EUGENE, so good to see you! I really am pleased that my dear Nephew Eugene is here with us! I pray you'll find your stay comfortable!

Oooh! Tea! May I?

*Pours himself a cup*

Greetings one and all, and welcome to my illustrious establishment, The Harlequin Theatre. Come, come and bask in the glory of my presenc--- ah, I mean, the theatre. Come and dance wistfully through the galla of plays, music, films, television, electronic gaming, and other such fancies of popular cu...