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by Bart Rathbone
Tue Jun 14, 2022 4:59 pm
Forum: The Fortieth Town of Odyssey Election
Topic: The Fortieth Town of Odyssey Election
Replies: 8
Views: 119

Re: The Fortieth Town of Odyssey Election

I should run for Mayor again. :D
by Bart Rathbone
Thu Mar 31, 2022 10:37 pm
Forum: The Steps of City Hall
Topic: The Town of Odyssey Turns Seventeen!
Replies: 14
Views: 539

Re: The Town of Odyssey Turns Seventeen!

*snickers*

Hey Wooton, aren't you a bit old for PowerBoy boxers?

:lol:
by Bart Rathbone
Sun Mar 27, 2022 1:12 am
Forum: Gower's Field
Topic: Gower's Field Work Day & Picnic
Replies: 41
Views: 1309

Re: Gower's Field Work Day & Picnic

*glares at Rodney*

How many times have I told you, don't call me Pop?

*snatches pork rinds*

Oh, BBQ. Yum!
by Bart Rathbone
Sun Mar 27, 2022 1:06 am
Forum: Gower's Field
Topic: Gower's Field Work Day & Picnic
Replies: 41
Views: 1309

Re: Gower's Field Work Day & Picnic

Has anybody seen my pork rinds?
by Bart Rathbone
Sun Mar 27, 2022 1:04 am
Forum: The Electric Palace
Topic: A Very Serious Concern
Replies: 3
Views: 225

Re: A Very Serious Concern

I'm just glad youse guys quit counting for a while. It was putting me to sleep.
by Bart Rathbone
Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:01 pm
Forum: The Electric Palace
Topic: A Very Serious Concern
Replies: 3
Views: 225

A Very Serious Concern

I have a question for everyone. Who told all youse guys that youse could cause all this chaos and bring that SPAM into my store? Speaking of which, why are youse guys in my Pork Rind Closet? Those are my pork rinds!
by Bart Rathbone
Wed Mar 02, 2022 2:34 pm
Forum: Gower's Field
Topic: Gower's Field Work Day & Picnic
Replies: 41
Views: 1309

Re: Gower's Field Work Day & Picnic

Hey, those claws are as good as anything else Pop sells! :x I used one just the other day to get stuff out of a dumpster. Thanks for the vote of confidence there Rodney. What were youse digging out of the dumpster though? Was is pork rinds? :inlove: And, how many times do I have to tell youse? Don'...
by Bart Rathbone
Wed Mar 02, 2022 1:42 pm
Forum: Gower's Field
Topic: Gower's Field Work Day & Picnic
Replies: 41
Views: 1309

Re: Gower's Field Work Day & Picnic

It took long enough! Dis here field has been an embarrassment to the whole town. It looks like Rodney's bedroom! If youse don't want to get your hands dirty, I've got here some of these grabber-thingies that you can use to pick up trash, just like the ones on sale at the Electric Palace. Buy two and...
by Bart Rathbone
Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:03 pm
Forum: City Hall
Topic: Vote for your Mayor and Chief of Police!
Replies: 87
Views: 8365

Hey, Catspaw dear, it looks like yous forgot to put us on the ballot... :noway:

I guess you're figurin' its such a shoe-in theres no point in botherin', huh? :idea:
by Bart Rathbone
Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:18 am
Forum: ToO Christmas 2008
Topic: Last minute Christmas shopping at the Electric Palace!
Replies: 2
Views: 1163

Hey now that's a great idear! \:D/ I dropped a crate of 'em, and now that I mention it, they would be great ornaments! I will only charge an extra 10... err... 20%, due to my, uh, whatchacall breakage fee. I could cut myself, yas know!
by Bart Rathbone
Sat Dec 20, 2008 9:37 am
Forum: Finneman's Market
Topic: Gas Prices
Replies: 344
Views: 5181

Frosted wrote::hilarious:

Ever thought about boarding school, Bart? O:)
Thought of it? I've contacted all of 'em in the tri-state area. They don't want 'im. :noway:
by Bart Rathbone
Sat Dec 20, 2008 9:35 am
Forum: ToO Christmas 2008
Topic: Last minute Christmas shopping at the Electric Palace!
Replies: 2
Views: 1163

Last minute Christmas shopping at the Electric Palace!

Heya there, folks! Is youse strugglin' to find that special somethin' for that special someone in your life? Well here at the Electric Palace, we have deals so low you can afford to buy for that special someone and those you don't like so much! \:D/ Hey we all win, especially me, the humble retailer...
by Bart Rathbone
Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:53 pm
Forum: Finneman's Market
Topic: Gas Prices
Replies: 344
Views: 5181

...and don't call me Pop. :displeased:
by Bart Rathbone
Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:48 pm
Forum: Finneman's Market
Topic: Gas Prices
Replies: 344
Views: 5181

Rodney Rathbone wrote:What a bunch of saps, just find a station that doesn't make you prepay, then you get it for free!
RODNEY! Don't go tellin' people what we... err... what ya do! Ya wants to get us all in trouble there?! And youse forgot to mention that first ya need to steal the plates off a another car!
by Bart Rathbone
Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:15 pm
Forum: The Steps of City Hall
Topic: The Stock Market
Replies: 97
Views: 5082

Now people, this will all work out for the best, I'm sure we can revive the stock market! Now jus' donate your money to me and I'll, uh, what ya call invest in the market and get it goin' again! Come oooon! You can trust ol' Bart!
by Bart Rathbone
Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:24 am
Forum: The Steps of City Hall
Topic: Questions for Catspaw
Replies: 5495
Views: 217076

Hey Catspaw, what's the deal here with everyone picking on my son? He's a model example of what a citizen of this town should be! :noway:
by Bart Rathbone
Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:24 pm
Forum: Finneman's Market
Topic: Father's Day
Replies: 13
Views: 378

Yo...if youse guys are still looking for a last minute father's day gift, I got some of them GPS type thingys leftover (only slightly used) at the electric palace.
by Bart Rathbone
Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:48 pm
Forum: Whit's End
Topic: A Jewelcase for Me
Replies: 13
Views: 667

And if you can't find your jewel case, youse all can come down to the electric palace where we currently have a special on portable cd players that can play and carry your cds at the same time! Only twenty bucks each or buy two for fifty!!
by Bart Rathbone
Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:01 pm
Forum: Crestwood Avenue
Topic: Bart's Super Special Valentines Day Sale!
Replies: 33
Views: 3726

No Deal Hakapaw! :x I haven't told you this yet, but, you're adopted into this family...so no discounts for you.

And i'm absolutely sure Dan! Those are just the dregs from last year!
by Bart Rathbone
Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:15 pm
Forum: Crestwood Avenue
Topic: Bart's Super Special Valentines Day Sale!
Replies: 33
Views: 3726

I like your spirit Esther youse and I could be co-salespeople someday!

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