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by Josef1004
Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:00 pm
Forum: Finneman's Market
Topic: Obama's Brain Surgery
Replies: 24
Views: 1029

Re: Obama's Brain Surgery

The Top Crusader wrote:Donald Trump performed brain surgery on him to find his birth certificate inside! :shock:
Interesting you should mention Trump. He reminds me more of the anti-Christ than Obama does.
by Josef1004
Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:20 pm
Forum: Second Church of Odyssey
Topic: What's acceptable on Sunday?
Replies: 41
Views: 3406

Re: What's acceptable on Sunday?

You gain no "extra points" with God by not working on Sunday. If you want to put yourself under the law of the Sabbath, as was mentioned before, it's Saturday that you need to be concerned with, not Sunday.
by Josef1004
Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:52 pm
Forum: Second Church of Odyssey
Topic: Housechurch.
Replies: 13
Views: 1513

Re: Housechurch.

The building no matter where you meet has absolutely nothing to do with the church =; :x The Church is whenever two or more believers are gathered together in the name of Christ. You want to look to the NT for the church. Thats where its at. Its where all believers regardless of denomination rise u...
by Josef1004
Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:30 pm
Forum: Finneman's Market
Topic: Words That Make You Cringe
Replies: 41
Views: 1444

Re: Words That Make You Cringe

The worst thing is when people neglect to use correct agreement of number and gender. Usually the words involved are "there's" and "their".
by Josef1004
Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:22 pm
Forum: Bart's Pork Rind Closet
Topic: Change one letter
Replies: 1883
Views: 75928

Re: Change one letter

defibrillator

(I changed several letters)
by Josef1004
Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:24 pm
Forum: Second Church of Odyssey
Topic: Should Christians look different?
Replies: 200
Views: 11385

Re: Should Christians look different?

I meant that literally.
by Josef1004
Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:16 pm
Forum: Second Church of Odyssey
Topic: Should Christians look different?
Replies: 200
Views: 11385

Re: Should Christians look different?

Well, just to point out that sagging is the top of a slippery slope, or downward spiral, if you will.
by Josef1004
Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:07 pm
Forum: Second Church of Odyssey
Topic: Housechurch.
Replies: 13
Views: 1513

Re: Housechurch.

I don't think it matters whether you meet in a Church building, a house, or a boat in the middle of the ocean, you can have church where ever you want. Just because it's in a big Church building does not mean that it is "better" than the people who choose to meet in homes. As long as the ...
by Josef1004
Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:34 pm
Forum: The Electric Palace
Topic: Have you ever
Replies: 545
Views: 17012

Re: Have you ever

I don't know; that's a good question

Have you ever achieved burnination?
by Josef1004
Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:11 pm
Forum: Second Church of Odyssey
Topic: Should Christians look different?
Replies: 200
Views: 11385

Re: Should Christians look different?

I saw a guy in the supermarket the other day who wore his shorts not just sagging a little, but actually with the waistband below his buttocks! Doesn't mean he can't possibly be a Christian; but just--strange, strange, strange!
by Josef1004
Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:04 pm
Forum: Second Church of Odyssey
Topic: Men of God a rant of sorts
Replies: 4
Views: 1028

Re: Men of God a rant of sorts

American Eagle wrote: Who are you to judge how to the way we all look inside our parents?.
I've never been able to make head or tell of a sonogram, so I guess I'm not much of anyone to judge how we all look inside our parents.

Sorry if I seemed to assert that I could. :-k
by Josef1004
Sun Apr 17, 2011 9:42 pm
Forum: Second Church of Odyssey
Topic: Men of God a rant of sorts
Replies: 4
Views: 1028

Re: Men of God a rant of sorts

Sounds good and everything; but exactly what is God's special purpose at this time that such grand words are used to exhort us to lead in the church towards??
by Josef1004
Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:39 pm
Forum: Second Church of Odyssey
Topic: Demons
Replies: 40
Views: 3783

Re: Demons

So did you burn it?
by Josef1004
Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:35 pm
Forum: Second Church of Odyssey
Topic: Should Christians look different?
Replies: 200
Views: 11385

Re: Should Christians look different?

Well, I've always wanted to make that analogy. And yeah, it's kind of hard to get the true meaning; and you're right that this is probably kind of :offtopic: So I'll talk to you later when I find something sort of relevant to say. :jack:
by Josef1004
Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:59 pm
Forum: Second Church of Odyssey
Topic: Should Christians look different?
Replies: 200
Views: 11385

Re: Should Christians look different?

The fundamental difference between your perspective and mine is to the fundamental difference between the perspective of Christ and that of a hippie as Justin Bieber's ossicles are to Chuck Norris' femur.
by Josef1004
Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:23 pm
Forum: Second Church of Odyssey
Topic: Should Christians look different?
Replies: 200
Views: 11385

Re: Should Christians look different?

I would love to! But I would more love for you to search the Scriptures for yourself and correct your own false impression by making note of what Jesus really said, recognising where Moses and the prophets testify concerning Him, and understanding how his 3 years' earthly ministry fits into the whol...
by Josef1004
Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:11 pm
Forum: Second Church of Odyssey
Topic: Should Christians look different?
Replies: 200
Views: 11385

Re: Should Christians look different?

Far from accurate; but yes interesting nonetheless.
by Josef1004
Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:57 pm
Forum: Second Church of Odyssey
Topic: Demons
Replies: 40
Views: 3783

Re: Demons

Amethystic wrote:It was a toy for Brother Bear. :yes: My sister also fell violently ill once when we had a copy of Mulan in the house.
After that, therefore because of that?
by Josef1004
Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:41 pm
Forum: Second Church of Odyssey
Topic: Should Christians look different?
Replies: 200
Views: 11385

Re: Should Christians look different?

pwned!

BTW, if you are a follower of Christ, you already have an even more permanent marking identifying you as one of his and that is the holy Spirit.

Super Pwned!
by Josef1004
Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:04 pm
Forum: Finneman's Market
Topic: Favorite Words
Replies: 13
Views: 479

Re: Favorite Words

"Serendipity" always comes in handy.